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Microsoft Recalls Small Business Server

dasButcher writes to tell us VarBusiness is reporting that hot on the heels of many other delays, Microsoft has recalled their Small Business Server 2003 R2. The operating system started shipping to OEMs, distributors, and systems builders in July but was immediately recalled after a recent audit.

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  1. Huh - did it explode in a fireball? by Maxmin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, it's only software, how dangerous could it have been?

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    1. Re:Huh - did it explode in a fireball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      it's only software, how dangerous could it have been?

      Where should we start?... Umm, ok, let's see...
      Viruses;
      Worms;
      Breaking hardware by using software (like, stoppid CPU's fan);
      Other things...
    2. Re:Huh - did it explode in a fireball? by kjart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I mean, it's only software, how dangerous could it have been?

      Yeah, I guess the software used in airplane avionics isn't too important. Hopefully Boeing doesn't use SBS ;)

    3. Re:Huh - did it explode in a fireball? by hmallett · · Score: 5, Funny

      Boeing won't use SBS in their plane avionics - it only allows up to 75 seats, and they'll need up to 330 for the forthcoming 787.

  2. At least they caught it by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article cites 'non-final code' that was found in the audit. At least they found the error before it went out to the public. It's a bit slim on details but it sounds like no end user organizations are using it yet. So, in a way kudos to MS for finding the problem and addressing it rather than just sitting on their hands and making users download even more patches to replace the 'non-final' code.

    1. Re:At least they caught it by timeOday · · Score: 3, Informative
      So, in a way kudos to MS for finding the problem and addressing it rather than just sitting on their hands and making users download even more patches to replace the 'non-final' code.
      In a way. But has anybody else noticed that Microsoft keeps raking in record multibillion dollar profits even though they haven't delivered anything significant for about 4 years? That's an eternity in the software biz. I think Microsoft occupies the sweetest niche in all of business.
    2. Re:At least they caught it by afabbro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not to defend MSFT, but...SQL Server 2005 was "significant".

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    3. Re:At least they caught it by D4MO · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd like to add VS2003, .Net2.0, VS2005, Team System and xbox360 to that.

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    4. Re:At least they caught it by Moby+Cock · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think Microsoft occupies the sweetest niche in all of business.


      Yeah, monopolies are pretty cozy. Those Exxon/BP/Shell/Total guys have not released a new product in 50 years but still haul in record profits.
    5. Re:At least they caught it by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Funny

      maybe there was a hot coffee mode in the OS?

  3. Why was it recalled? by HugePedlar · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those of us who can't be bothered to RTFA:

    "This routine check of the initial software on the manufacturing line found that it contained portions of code deemed "non-final," according to Microsoft... Microsoft plans to swap in the 'final' code, then reissue Small Business Server 2003 R2 to its manufacturing partners,"

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  4. Non-final? by Kaioshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Non-final, they say? Was it working properly, then?

  5. What's getting deleted? WinFS??? by jkrise · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Looks like WinFS got released as part of Small Biz Server... remember it was withdrawn from Vista, but was supposed to be packaged with SQL Server instead? My guess is that Small Biz Server will not have WinFS... customers will have to buy the separate SQL Servr most probably...

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  6. New patent application in the works? by miffo.swe · · Score: 5, Funny

    New way of shipping on time?

    1. Ship your non-ready product on the stipulated date.
    2. Tell your customers your product has not met your enormously high quality standards *giggles violently*.
    3. Use the time gained to make the product ready for shipping.
    4. If its not ready in time see # 1.

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    1. Re:New patent application in the works? by TigerPaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      umm...

      5. Profit!

  7. SBS made me quit my job... by BinaryCodedDecimal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Slightly off-topic, but SBS is the reason I changed my job. I leave this place at the end of the month, thank god. I support several companies, 10 of which are using SBS. It has to be the best way of putting all of a company's eggs in one basket. It goes against everything that makes good sense about creating an available, stable network with some redundancy. If you go for the Premium edition and install everything, you'll find yourself running: - Exchange - SQL Server - ISA Server - IIS - File/Print services - DNS - DHCP - WINS All on the same box which is ALSO a domain controller for your network. If that box fails (some of our clients are cheap enough to have declined a RAID solution, against better advice), then that's it... the whole place is down the toilet until the box is rebuilt, and you'd better pray that the backups are good. It's a horrible, horrible way of running things, IMHO. I'll be glad to not have to support these boxes any more.

    1. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by BinaryCodedDecimal · · Score: 2, Informative

      Damn formatting... here's how that should have looked:

      Slightly off-topic, but SBS is the reason I changed my job. I leave this place at the end of the month, thank god. I support several companies, 10 of which are using SBS.

      It has to be the best way of putting all of a company's eggs in one basket. It goes against everything that makes good sense about creating an available, stable network with some redundancy. If you go for the Premium edition and install everything, you'll find yourself running:

        - Exchange
        - SQL Server
        - ISA Server
        - IIS
        - File/Print services
        - DNS
        - DHCP
        - WINS

      All on the same box which is ALSO a domain controller for your network. If that box fails (some of our clients are cheap enough to have declined a RAID solution, against better advice), then that's it... the whole place is down the toilet until the box is rebuilt, and you'd better pray that the backups are good.

      It's a horrible, horrible way of running things, IMHO.

      I'll be glad to not have to support these boxes any more.

    2. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by theStorminMormon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're definitely right about the "all eggs in one basket" risk, but what are the alternatives? A lot of the places that run SBS have no full time IT staff. With SBS they get an out-of-the box file server, domain controller, exchange server. There's a risk it may blow up and they'll lose those things, but for most of these places the alternative is not to have them in the first place.

      It's too expensive to buy multiple boxes and too complicated (for these places where the controller/accountant does double-duty as IT guy). Don't even get me started on Linux. I'm sure it's great if you happen to have an open source guru around, but it's just not a viable option for setting up a back-end where no one has any serious tech experience. Then of course they could always just be a Mac shop - if they want to double or triple their IT infrastructure costs (ha!). Not to mention the prevalence of MS Access in small business areas.

      I think you've got to hand it to MS. For about $400 you get all the software you need to run your business server, and it pretty much works out of the box. It's a whole lot better than not having anything, and as companies grow they will eventually build out the infrastructure and implement more redundancy. The "all eggs in one basket" isn't unique to just Windows SBS - it pretty much characterizes how small business works.

      -stormin

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    3. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by airxdata · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In all honesty, I can't fault SBS for the problems that you are experiencing here. The reason that SBS puts all their eggs in one basket is because, in the case of many small businesses, they can only afford that one basket. In your case, it looks like your problems stem from selling only half a basket for those eggs. I administer about 30 - 35 SBS boxes and haven't had a problem with them yet, but we also only do jobs where we can put this on a real server machine. SBS is actually an incredible product. At the moment, there are very few items on the market that can compete with it. If there is something to compete with it, there are very few consultants out there that can actually SUPPORT it as well as this can be. The price point for SBS is simply amazing and the features that come with it, like Remote Web Workplace, are fantastic. If you call MS Product Support Services and tell them what you're running those SBS installs on, they'll probably laugh. Remember, do things right or don't do them at all. Setting it up like that will only cause you more headaches, which you're now seeing.

    4. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by ericlondaits · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I work at a small company. We don't have a full time sys admin (I do the chores myself, while also working as a programmer). We have a single Linux server that runs:
      - SMTP
      - POP
      - DNS
      - Apache (hosting mediawiki, mantis, dotproject, phpMyAdmin)
      - MySQL (for the mentioned web apps)
      - A SAMBA fileserver
      - DHCP

      The only thing that's not in that server is the firewall... which I kept in a different machine with no services running whatsoever, except those that handle our aDSL connection (pppoe, and sshd to connect from inside the LAN).

      Our setup is not great on redundancy... but we can afford a couple of days of downtime (we had to, once or twice over the years) more than we can afford doubling our setup. Our services are used by a small number of employees (six, actually) and none are critical.

      If Microsoft wants to pull us away from Linux they'd have to offer a Windows Server with all they usual servers (like those you mentioned), even if they're somewhat limited to prevent being used in a large corporation (max database size, max number of clients, etc.), priced appropiately for the use we'd give it. This product sounds like what we'd need... despite some companies misusing it for some reason.

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    5. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by jimicus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Linux can be done - I know of at least one company in the area that does it. They don't sell it as Linux; they sell it as an "entire IT system in a box for solicitors".

      You would have to streamline everything a lot though:

      - The customer isn't expected to do anything with the server. That's the support companies job (this isn't a million miles away from how a lot of these places work anyhow, so that's not a big deal).
      - Installation is nailed down to "insert CD, turn system on". All the configuration is pre-done by the support company, and every customer gets the same configuration. The customer doesn't do the install anyhow, the company sends someone to site if necessary, but the fact that everything is already nailed down means that you could get away with shaving a chimpanzee, putting them in a shirt and tie and sending them out to site.
      - Server hardware is specified (and usually supplied by) the support company.
      - Desktops aren't heavily locked down, but are locked down enough to minimise the likelihood of someone completely hosing their system. Combine that with Ghost, and running as much as possible from the server, and the desktop support overhead almost evaporates.

      You could easily charge £a few thousand per company per annum doing this - for the customer, it's a lot cheaper than paying a fulltime IT person when they probably only need a couple of man days a month, and gives them peace of mind.

    6. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by BinaryCodedDecimal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, you're not wrong, unfortunately.

      One of my clients doesn't change their backup tapes because they can't be bothered with the hassle. They just leave the same backup tape in all the time. You just can't talk to these people. Not that I need to care anymore anyway.

      The rest of the clients do have properly configured backups, but again, I just don't like the idea of sticking backups of an Exchange Mail Store, SQL Databases, fileshares and the system state data all on one tape (if it will fit, and if it doesn't, tough luck because they won't pay for an upgraded tape drive).

      I guess I'm more frustrated with the type of company that goes hand-in-hand with an SBS server.

    7. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by BinaryCodedDecimal · · Score: 2, Informative

      Again, I agree with what you're saying but it's the situation I find myself in at the moment. I didn't spec/sell any of the systems that I found myself supporting with this company.

      I asked the manager why on earth we didn't insist on RAID for those clients that don't have it. His answer? "We did, but they flatly refused to pay the extra cost of a RAID solution. If we hadn't moved on that, we would have lost their business to the guy down the road who sells whitebox servers at half the price."

      So, the choice is to sell a server without RAID or lose a client. I would be much more comfortable if this company was the kind of place who could afford to lose a client because they wouldn't come up with the cash, but they're not.

      I think I'm more annoyed at the situation than SBS itself. This place has to cut its prices right to the bone just to compete. The upshot of that is that something has to suffer. In this case it's the safety of their data.

    8. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by mdwstmusik · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Don't even get me started on Linux. I'm sure it's great if you happen to have an open source guru around, but it's just not a viable option for setting up a back-end where no one has any serious tech experience."

      Oh Please!...I left my home town a little over 2 years ago to take a better job 6 hrs. away. When I did, I left 2 companies that I was doing support for. One in which I had set up their network with Linux servers, and the other that had already owned a Win '03 SBS when I started. In the time since I've been gone, the Win shop has had to contract with an local support company for about 1/3 the hardware cost of their 1 SBS per. month in order to keep things running. The Linux shop, (which doesn't have an Open Source Guru on staff) has had '0' problems with their system. In fact, the only time that their servers have been down in the past 2+ years was when the power went out for several days due to a flood. In addition, the Linux shop was able to purchase 2 servers, one main and one mirrored backup, for a cheaper price than the Windows shop paid for a single SBS + CALS. Linux may not be a the best option from a contractor's point of view, but in my experience it works get for the client.

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    9. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by chthon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you define a small business ?

      I think you can consider a business with only one person a small business, but where do you draw the line ? 5 people ? 10 people ? 20 people ?

      I ask, because I worked for a business of twenty people as the full-time IT staff, from 1997 to 1998.

      We had a WANG VS system, running our own custom software, based upon the PACE RDBMS.

      The support costs every year where about 25000EUR/year I think, but this computer system never failed.

      Peripherals, like line printers and terminals needed some replacements and service every year, but that was included in the support costs.

      The database consisted of about 350 tables for the operational work, 180 tables for financial reporting, and in addition to that the bookkeeping software.

      I could spend about 95% of my time programming and enhancing the system.

      Why do I tell all this ?

      Because I think that a system like SBS, with all its different features, cannot be optimally used by a company which does not have a good IT staff.

      What I mean is that from a certain size you should be able to also hire a good programmer, which is able to service the SBS and start making use of features of SBS specifically tailored to the business.

      If you cannot afford such a person, then SBS is no use to a business (except maybe in a bragging 'me too' way), because only the easiest and simplest features will be used.

    10. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by LoadWB · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, it is not all that scary to support. Almost all of my supported sites run SBS2003, and I and they love it. It provides a clean and easy support structure, though it suffers the "dammit" effect that most software suffers in the way of missing or round-about ways of getting to some features.

      The eggs-in-one-basket thing is inevitable in small business. As has been said before, many small businesses do not have the budget to support multiple boxes and IT/support staff. The wizards in SBS2003 make administration nearly a snap, and the rest of the process can be handled with clever automation. SBS can be the foundation of a multi-server environment -- at one site we have three, the SBS server, a TS server, and a WebServer for .Net apps. I would like to add a fourth for handling their specialized apps which require their own SQL engines, to take the load off the main SBS server. In the end, though, what does help is a good disaster plan.

      First off, DO NOT RUN A SERVER ON A SINGLE HARD DRIVE. Read that again several times, repeat it, write it on a chalk board a hundred times, spell it out in your Alphabits. Even RAID1 is better than nothing.

      Secondly, have a good and reliable backup solution. Tapes are great, and there are several well-priced alternatives which can provide reliability and durability. I prefer tapes, and for large installations an AIT or DLT-V4 drive is great, while smaller installations can handle DAT72.

      Secondly-and-a-half, keep an up-to-date ASR tape and floppy on hand! I keep one of these for each customer locked in a fire-resistant and water-resistant media vault.

      Thirdly, TEST your backup solution. Build another box, do an install and restore the backup. Make sure your plan works, lest you be caught with your pants down when it counts. VirtualPC, VMWare, etc. are great for this if you do not have extra hardware lying around. You *do* have the Action Pack, right??

      Fourthly, have an action plan in place in case one of your clients (or your own site) suffers a catastrophic failure. Be ready to order new equipment, test and restore backups, and spend a day or more on-site getting things back up and running. Fire, frost, or frippery can and do happen.

      Fifthly, have recovery software available. I purchased RTools a while back, with FAT, NTFS, and RAID recovery tools. Some people prefer OnTrack or some other tools. I have had great results with RTools. While not the Alpha-Omega of site recovery, such software can prove invaluable in the process. But it early, learn how to use it, and be prepared.

      BTW: In reference to the issue of new hardware, REMEMBER MS LICENSING. If you build systems, STAY AWAY FROM OEM SOFTWARE. But it is cheaper, right? Yeah, until your motherboard dies and, technically, so does your OEM licensing. Buying canned systems is not so much of a problem since you can (generally) rely upon the OEM to provide an exact replacement. But if you build your own or order a custom system, things change VERY rapidly, and your favorite Socket AM motherboard may not be available for long after AM2 comes out. (Ran into this problem with a PIV 1.7 rig with the original socket. UGH!)

      Attend your local InfraGard general meetings, consider becoming a member. These meetings are often very interesting, especially when they cover topics such as this. You will have a chance to learn from the processes and mistakes of your brethren in the industry. I like to hear tales of state agencies who learned lessons the hard way :)

      In essense, you have to be a tech Boy Scout and always be prepared. I always kinda liked the term "Technology Samurai." I cannot say that I am ready for every possible disaster, but I like to think that at this point I have a good start.

    11. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by bytesex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do they deliver a client CD with it ? I can imagine it now - a Linux live CD that simply takes control of the hard-disk of a machine that you put it in. Does apache, samba, postgres, CUPS, some MTA + some CGI inside apache to configure it all, shouts out some broadcast to see if we've bought two CDs accidentally and we're running more than one server with which we can synch + a client installer CD for windows with; firefox, activestate perl, some scheduled jobs for the client PCs to synch with the server; evolution... I'm gonna be rich ! - starts klicking away frantically

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    12. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A lot of the places that run SBS have no full time IT staff. With SBS they get an out-of-the box file server, domain controller, exchange server. There's a risk it may blow up and they'll lose those things, but for most of these places the alternative is not to have them in the first place.

      Speaking as a freelance IT consultant, SBS servers, esp those which haven't been imaged initially for quick restoration after everything is working right and which have been running for a few years are a *fucking disaster* to manage. Nothing is transparent, and when something b0rks, you often have to resort to downloading random patches from MS and hoping they'll work.

      Most small businesses need a file server, possibly a mail/calendar server, maybe a domain controller (actually, one-login-per-machine isn't horrible IMHO), maybe a VPN server, a DNS server, a DHCP server, a VPN gateway and a print server. All of which can be handily be accomplished with a net-installed Debian system in 5 or 6 hours. Assuming a consultant charging $70/hr, that's $350-420.

      Then pay a few hundred a year for a consultant to manage the server remotely via SSH. Small price to pay for a quality server, or at least my clients seem to think so.

      -b.

    13. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by hmallett · · Score: 2, Informative

      What amuses me is that SBS actually goes against many of Microsoft's own recommendations. Hence you see in product documentation things like:

      • You shouldn't run Exchange on a domain controller (except if using SBS)
      • You shouldn't run SQL on a domain controller (except if using SBS)
      • You shouldn't run ISA on a server running anything else (except if using SBS)

      The incident that really put me off using SBS though was:

      1. Use SBS for your small business
      2. Business grows
      3. Add additional domain controller for redundancy and capacity
      4. RAID array in SBS server dies (2 drives failed simultaneously)
      5. Discover all backups of the SBS server are unreadable
      6. Decide to rebuild SBS server from scratch
      7. Discover that you can't add SBS server to your domain, because it insists it has to be the first server in the domain

      While I accept that any server should be properly backed up, with backups tested, you'll probably find that many business running SBS don't have the knowledge or resources to do proper disaster recovery testing.

    14. Re:SBS made me quit my job... by jimicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And this is how millions of small businesses around the world get their IT support - be it Windows or Linux based, as soon as the company using the system needs any infrastructure beyond "2 standalone desktop PCs" the setup & support is outsourced. Yet still CNET, /.'ers and recently digg'ers harp on about how "Linux must become as easy to configure and install as Windows!"

      No it doesn't. For a lot of uses, it just needs to be easy enough, and customisable enough that a company with the right expertise can seriously consider offering services based on it.

  8. I feel your pain by SpooForBrains · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've recently been butting heads with SBS. Put in a samba server and a terminal server for a client to expand their business and bring some sanity to their IT setup. Their existing database app is hosted on a machine running Windows 2000 SBS, and I'm not allowed to move it. The server can't join their new domain - it's not even allowed to be part of a domain trust. The whole situation is hideous. I want to meet the person who recommended it and smack them round the face with the installation media.

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    1. Re:I feel your pain by exKingZog · · Score: 2, Informative

      A Samba server can, in fact, join the domain, as can other Windows servers. You cannot have sub-domains or trusts, although you can technically have a fail-over domain controller.

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    2. Re:I feel your pain by b0bby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been running SBS 2000 as an Exchange/file server for over 3 years now, and I have to say it's really not bad for a small business. It saved us about $5000 in licensing compared to W2K Server/Exchange, and it gets restarted for patches, that's it. Properly set up, on decent hardware, it's certainly not "flakey". I looked into all the open source alternatives at the time, and I still feel that SBS & Exchange was the right choice, even with the ridiculous 16gb db limit. In fact, I still don't feel that there is an acceptable alternative today, which I find amazing. Mail is fine, but calendar features are very important here & there's just nothing to beat Outlook & Exchange. I run open source as much as I can, but I'm also a pragmatist.

  9. Re:where did you read that? by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Informative

    Read carefully. 3600 units of SBS went out. None went to end users. They were still in the process of building systems around it.

  10. Therac 25 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    To hell with your case fans. Software can kill, ask anyone who lost a loved one to Therac-25.

  11. Another recall or /. just slow? by Marbleless · · Score: 4, Informative
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  12. Re:where did you read that? by kjart · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, as he already said, it basically said that in the part you left out:

    ...and asked that OEMs, disties and systems builders return the estimated 3,600 units that had gone out the door so far.

  13. humm by crashelite · · Score: 3, Interesting

    no wonder why the server never worked. it was still in beta. i wonder what will happen to vista now?

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  14. Legal precedent? by vhogemann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know it wasn't sent to any actual customers, but...

    One can imagine, if given any serious fault or bug, Microsoft would be obligated to recall copies of their OS. Given that nowdays the OS is a crucial component for several business, can the justice force Microsoft to do it?

    After all, if they sell a defective product, that can cause severe harm to its consumers... I guess it's Microsof responsability to fix the damage. I don't know about the USA, but here at Brazil the EULA means nothing, since it can't deny any rights given to the consumer by the constitution or by federal laws.

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  15. Re:where did you read that? by rs232 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    sounds like no end user organizations are using it yet' - dreamchaser

    No it doesn't actually say *no* end users it says *most* and most does not equate to all. You should realize that most PR statements don't actually mean what the words mean.

    "it basically said that in the part you left out:" - kjart

    "None went to end users" - dreamchaser

    The actual words are:

    "Most of Microsoft's voluminous partner base did not have copies of SBS 2003 R2 in hand yet"

    In other words some of Microsoft's voluminous partner base did have it. And seeing its a PR statement out of Redmond we can assume the reality is a lot more than a few got copies got out.

    This fella seems to think he bought a new server that has the R2 edition on it.
    http://snipurl.com/v9i1
    http://groups.google.com/group/microsoft.public.wi ndows.server.active_directory/msg/f797472b226c029d ?dmode=source&hl=en

    No one has still replied to my request for an explanation of what non-final core components mean. Is this the same as bugs?

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  16. Yeah, they're a big fish by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    MS is big, *slow* and competing against people who can give their products away for free. My question is where are all the sharks taking advantage of this?

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  17. Sinclair ZX81 ads of the 1980s by Peet42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does anyone else remember when Sinclair advertised their 4MHz Z-80 A5-sized ZX81 as "Powerful enough to run a nuclear power station"...? I wonder if anyone took them up on that?

    1. Re:Sinclair ZX81 ads of the 1980s by blackest_k · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ok you would be mad to try using a zx81 to run a nuclear power station but consider
      a PLC tends to have memory in the 1 - 4k range and racks full of IO cards. If I remember correctly the z80 cpu could address 64k of address's as I/O or memory.
      1 bit is all it takes to operate a valve or a motor or read a sensor.
      8-16 bits for an analog input or output.

      while the ad's seem far fetched in reality the PLC's actually being used will not be that far removed from a ZX81.

      for further reading try googling for words like wonderware allen bradley omron SCADA.
      simple PLC's run most of the worlds automated processes.

    2. Re:Sinclair ZX81 ads of the 1980s by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Explosion imminent?"
      "Oh my God! The plant's going to explode!"
      "Wait, I know: (typing) vent gas."
      "Pressure too high?"
      "Tank must be shut down manually?"
      "Oh, stupid bird! I never should have put you in charge!"
      "Ohhh, who am I kidding? It's all my fault!"
      'I've got to call the plant and warn them!"
      (phone beeping - automated message)
      The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
      "Aaah!"

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      You're using her as bait, Master!

  18. An obvious point by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the year of our Lord 2006... Not 2003.

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  19. Re:where did you read that? by NSIM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > No one has still replied to my request for an explanation of >what non-final core components mean. Is this the same as bugs? Just a guess, but I would suspect that somewhere in the process of going from RC candidate to RTM somebody screwed up so that the final version passed by QA and the version that went to manufacturing were not the same. So probably means that it's a few builds short of what should have gone to manufacturing and reflects the product at a very late stage in the release process.

  20. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  21. Microsofts gets paid by Shannon+Love · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yeah, monopolies are pretty cozy


    Microsoft's profitability has little to do with its monopoly and more to do with the fact that Microsoft, virtually alone of all software vendors has created the means to insure that they get reliably paid for their software. Microsoft's trick is to make large institutions purchase their software and to aggressively make sure that the institutions pay. CPU manufactures pay for the OS and companies, schools and the government pay for Office. Suing millions of consumers for "piracy" is a major task but suing a CPU manufacture is easy. Microsoft gets a far higher rate of return for every dollar it spends on its products than does any other software vendor. It is this ability to get paid at far higher rates than others that lets Microsoft maintain it monopoly in the first place.

    Those Exxon/BP/Shell/Total guys have not released a new product in 50 years but still haul in record profits.

    Lets not forget farmers. How long has it been since they came up with a truly new food crop? There is nothing wrong or even undesirable about companies reliably and efficiently providing needed products year after year like clockwork and making a good return doing so. Everyone bitches when oil companies get a boom time but no one feels any sympathy when they go through a bust.

  22. Usage is Provided "As Is..." by EXTomar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of software, Microsoft, BSD, GPL, are all sold and used "as is". That is if it malfunctions, corrupts data, destroys the machine, causes cancer, or whatever, it isn't the author's fault. The author is not under any obligation to recoop costs of the damage or even fix the software. It is a pretty standard thing even for those that offer "high reliability/recovery".

    This has been something I've tried to point out quite a bit: If Microsoft claims the same level of "It is not my problem" then why is their closed solution so much better? It isn't like you are going to get your money back from anyone if your machine dies from installed software.

  23. Mod points be damned by jimicus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't need or want points. It's enough to know that I'm not completely surrounded by 14 year olds and perpetual students with zero real world experience.

  24. heh by LargoSensei · · Score: 3, Funny

    they probably forgot to put the bugs in

  25. At least they recall it! by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first issue went out with the defect documented in KB835734, for which a critical fix should have went out immediately!
    But nothing was done except providing a nearly nonvisible update, and this issue has caused nearly untamable mailstorms damaging customer reputation, ringing up traffic bills, and causing lots of grief. At least they demonstrated that not everyone can write a fetchmail clone.

    The typical customer for this package has no means at all to point out what was happening, and the system integrators usually only come by to look maybe the next day or so.
    (when they tried remote access over the same internet connection, it would be stuffed with traffic)

    At least now they recall it before it is too late.