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  1. Best Battlecry... on Mozilla Foundation Sues Microsoft Over Tabbed Browsing · · Score: 0

    Mozilla to Microsoft:
    "It's clobberin time!"

    Microsoft to Mozilla:
    "Come get some!"

  2. And then... on Robots Could Some Day Demand Legal Rights · · Score: 1, Funny

    We would have twenty seconds to comply...

  3. 64 bit version? on Flash 9 Beta for Linux Available · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is there any news if it supports AMD 64 architecture?
    http://labs.adobe.com/technologies/flashplayer9/re leasenotes.html doesn't reveal anything. Please support 64 bit installations too :/

  4. Re:Power outages on Ladies and Gentlemen, the Electronic Toilet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Being without power in the black of night with rain pounding on my windows and having to navigate with a flashlight made me realize how thankful I am that the toilet DOES NOT depend on electricity.

    And when lights came on, you realized that it wasn't the toiletseat you were sitting on...

  5. Re:New patent application in the works? on Microsoft Recalls Small Business Server · · Score: 4, Insightful

    umm...

    5. Profit!

  6. Ob Simpsons on Biometric Terrorist Detector · · Score: 1

    Eddie: did you have any grudge against Montgomery Burns?
    Moe:No
    Lie detector: *BZZZZT*"
    Moe:Alright maybe I did but I didn't shoot him - I swear
    Lie detector: *BEEP*

    Eddie: Checks out. Ok sir you are free to go.
    Moe:Good, coz I got a hot date tonight. *BZZZT*

    Moe: A date *BZZZT*.
    Moe: Dinner with friend *BZZZT*
    Moe: Dinner alone *BZZZT*

    Moe: Watching tv alone *BZZZT*
    Moe: Alright! Im gonna sit down and ogle the ladies in there Victoria Secret catalog *BZZZT*
    Moe: ... Sears catalog *BEEP*
    Moe: Now will you unhook me please, I dont deserve this kind of shabby treatment *BZZZT*