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Ever-Happy Mouse Sheds Light on Depression
An anonymous reader writes "Scientists have bred a strain of mouse that's permanently cheerful, in hopes of better understanding and treating depression in people. By breeding mice lacking the TREK-1 gene, which is involved in serotonin transmission, researchers were able create a depression-resistant strain. They say it's the first time depression has been eliminated through genetic alteration of an organism."
Pinky
Grow an ear on his back, that'll teach 'em!
Deactivate a mouse's TREK-1 and it acts like it's on antidepressants.
Take my Trek away from me and I get depressed.
There toning it down for the kids. By "Happy" they mean the mice are randy.
Kill the damn things before they escape, learn to talk, and start asking us if "we are having a case of the Mondays"
NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS
Not taking away, just strategically moving it daily.
How we know is more important than what we know.
Hey, maybe the scientists can use this to their advantage. Something like this:
PETA spokesman: You're abusing animals in your lab, you fiend.
Scientist: But they're happy!
PETA spokesman: How can they be happy with you jabbing them with needles every half hour? Among OTHER things.
Scientist: Easy - they're permanently cheerful, no matter what we do to 'em. We engineered 'em that way.
PETA spokesman: >.
Most people are happy without poetry or music. (the "music" that is promoted with millions of dollars isn't really music, it's more like soft core pornography).
So he can't write songs anymore, he can still be a shoe salemen, CEO or a Senator.
“Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
. . .just quit work and start smoking pot, eating magic mushrooms and dancing on the streets in the nude.
Oh, wow man, you've seen me, huh?
KFG
If they can breed a Goth that's permanently cheerful *then* I'll be impressed.
Let's get Marvin to talk to the mouse and see if it still remains cheerful.
I'm much more funny, interesting and insightful than the moderators think
So, like office workers and deadlines?
Erotic is when you use a feather. Exotic is when you use the whole chicken.
Mice don't feel taunted by the universe, to figure out it's secrets.
42, Dude. 42.
KFG
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Hmm..And on top of that, they are all features normally associated with overlords... .. I, for one, welcome them..
Have you read Interview with the Fountainhead by Ayn Rice?
Radical capitalist vampires? No, I haven't, but I think I might like to.
KFG
Scientists finally clued into what you're saying and decided they sure as hell didn't want any variety those "super mice" angry. All new "super mouse" models will now be forced to comply to the new industry standard in happiness.
The first time I read the last line I thought it said They say it's the first time depression has been eliminated through genetic alteration of an orgasm
I thought no shit it's going to be happy. A happy little boinker. Boinky, boinky, boinky.
That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
It is truly an exciting time to be alive...as a mouse.
There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
Wait till they get a look at the mice that end up like the Reavers!
There are 10 kinds of people; those who know ternary, those who don't, and those now hunting for a dictionary.
So, did that English course go well?
Circumcision is child abuse.
Scientists can now produce singing, fearless , cancer resistant, super strong , plague-infected, mice with human brain cells from artificical sperm. On top of that these mice are now happy?!
Said mice were last over heard singing Monty Python's,"Always look on the bright side of life."
God spoke to me.
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I dunno.
I was depressed because I sucked as an artist.
Then I quit art, and started fixing computers for a living.
I'm much happier now.
And I'm told my code is sheer poetry. (damn groupies)
These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.