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Teen Creates Device to Track Speeding

An anonymous reader writes "A teen in Massachusetts has created a device that he hopes will help prevent traffic fatalities among teenagers. The unit plugs into a car and uses GPS to track and report on speeding — but only while the car exceeds a limit set by parents, so as to minimize invasion of the teen's privacy."

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  1. In more recent news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    said teen is tracked down and given a beating for being such a snitch. Film at eleven.

  2. kid be cautious !!! by b1ufox · · Score: 2, Funny
    He should worry too because, his mom may pin his invention under his car :)

    Or may be he knows how to find a workaround to protect his privacy...

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  3. Re:Untill... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Parents keeping track of their kids, you say?! THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!

  4. Wouldnt This be Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you slapped it on a dog and your nosey parents see you as driving through all the neighbors lawns, maybe a school yard or two.

    My only regret would not being able to see their faces as this happened

  5. Yup by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's what I was thinking. My parents were such control freaks, that I had one of them or grandma on my back pretty much the whole time. Even in about half the summer camps or such, one would actually take a vacation to come keep an eye on me. I have no doubt that if such a device had existed, they'd have set the speed limit to 1 mph just for tracking sake.

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    1. Re:Yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How dare you speak about me and your mother like that!

  6. Dude... by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 3, Funny
    He is so getting his ass kicked in school tomorrow.

    That said, this is probably the best incentive a teen ever had to get a job, save money, and buy his own damn car.

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  7. Way to shoot yourself in the foot by NMerriam · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should be titled "Teen creates device to prevent himself from ever being invited to parties".

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    1. Re:Way to shoot yourself in the foot by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 4, Funny
      Should be titled "Teen creates device to prevent himself from ever being invited to parties".

      Where do you think this teen got the free time to create this device? Perhaps it was from already not being invited to parties?

      Step 1. Jocks refuse to invite geek to parties
      Step 2. Geek sells GPS device to jocks' parents.
      Step 3. Fun and Profit!

    2. Re:Way to shoot yourself in the foot by cptgrudge · · Score: 2, Funny

      So the moral of this story is that jocks should be keeping the geeks laid and happy.

      I for one welcome our new benevolent, cheerleader bestowing, jock overlords.

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  8. Re:Untill... by palad1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then smart kids will drive backwards.

    (I know, I know... gps, vectors, maths, yadda yadda)
  9. Re:Offtopic: Lunenburg by Sushhh · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're right, that's absolutely completely off topic.

  10. Re:Untill... by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can just see hundreds of parents congratulating themselves on doing such an excellent job because their son/daughter drives at -120MPH.

  11. Backwards by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then smart kids will drive backwards.

    Are you sure that is a good idea? There was a gear-head in Germany (IIRC) who reversed the superstructure on his WV Beetle so that the boot was at the front and he looked out what used to be the rear window while driving. He was eventually banned from driving the car due to the fact that the wierd way it looked caused so many accidents.

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  12. Re:Untill... by bitflip · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why drive backwards? Just turn the GPS unit around so it's facing the other way...

  13. Re:Not always speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, every coffin gets a connection; unfortunately its dialup. Every body gets a FREE AOL disc.

  14. More morons alive by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is a pure "survival of the fittest" situation. With this device in place, there will be a lot more morons walking around. (who will probably end up killing themselves doing something else retarded) What we need to do is make ejectable seats that spring out when a collision is imminent. (but first make sure nothing is above you)

  15. Re:You learn through mistakes by indifferent+children · · Score: 3, Funny
    Or Montana.

    No, too many armed crazies in Montana. Stick with Iraq or Afghanistan.

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  16. Old news...saw this on TV 3 years ago by cjmnews · · Score: 3, Funny

    A parent demonstrated the same device 3 years ago on TV. Showed that he caught his son doing 42 in a 35 zone.
    Seems like the older device was better as it somehow showed the speed limit of the road with the speed of the car.

    I don't see how this MA kid recently "invented" this device.

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