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Robotic Wellington Boot Thrower

An anonymous reader writes "A long established "sport" in the UK is that of welly wanging or seeing how far you can throw a wellington boot. Scientists at the University of Wales, Aberystwyth have built a robotic arm to perform this task, using an engine from a concrete mixer, and a gearbox from a Citroen along with several computers."

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  1. Violates the purity of the sport by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Welly-wanging used to MEAN something, man!!!!

    -Eric

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    1. Re:Violates the purity of the sport by legoburner · · Score: 3, Funny

      Welly wanging has been going downhill ever since the steroids scandal of the late 70s, not to mention the polyurethene scandal of the mid 80s. Sure, I'll grant you the 90s were ok, but we will never see an event like the 1962 all-stars challenge again.

    2. Re:Violates the purity of the sport by clickclickdrone · · Score: 4, Funny

      The 90's were when the Mornington Crescent rules were subsumed in to the Welly Wanging ones and if you think *that* was OK then I'll have to ask you step outside.
      Anyway, I'll start with Holborn. Over to you.

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  2. i've always wanted... by ecalkin · · Score: 2, Funny

    to boot a computer that's not booting, this seems to be a computer that boots boots?

    e.

  3. Microsoft Update by Red+Jesus · · Score: 5, Funny

    In related news, Microsoft announced the development of a robotic chair-thrower to be bundled with Windows Vista.

    1. Re:Microsoft Update by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

      "In related news, Microsoft announced the development of a robotic chair-thrower to be bundled with Windows Vista."

      Apple responded by claimng that Microsoft's robotic chair-thrower was really just a cheap copy of one of their already existing Dashboard widgets. Security experts have issued several security advisories detailing the fact that the chair-thrower hooks directly to the Vista kernel, making it a major security risk.

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  4. Why the lord is not my shepherd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Welsh are rumoured to have famous use for the humble wellington boot that actually involves wearing them. I'm sure someone can elaborate.

    1. Re:Why the lord is not my shepherd by Grab · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nah - amateur. I can tell you're not a Brit, an Aussie or a Kiwi! ;-)

      For the uninitiated: You wear the wellies. You put the sheep's hind-legs into the wellies. The sheep then can't escape.

      Velcro gloves are another useful extra. Allegedly.

      And apparently it's better done at the edge of a cliff - the sheep tends to push back more. Again allegedly.

      Grab.

  5. Re:got some free time? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    News of the day: Cure for cancer found after 10 years of focused research. Next: All about the huge comet heading to earth and how earths demise could have been prevented by space research. With special guest Macadamia_Harold explaining why spreading scientific research was seen as a bad thing in 2006.

  6. Re:got some free time? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Because all scientists are chemists and study medicine? I think not. I doubt that these scientists would be working on this if they were chemists.

    I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a physics major working on something related to his major than trying to find a cure for cancer when he probably knows very little about chemistry or the human body.

  7. Robotic wanger by ciaohound · · Score: 4, Funny

    A team has taken an engine from a concrete mixer and a gearbox from a Citroen 2CV and devised the robotic "wanger"

    And then Lister and Rimmer attached it to Kryten and showed him how to enjoy the delights of the space brothel.

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  8. Well at least it is conclusive by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny
    Slashdotters, please no jokes about how boring life must be in England if chucking a boot passes for sport. There are some redeeming qualities for this sport and one can guess how it got to be established.

    In England they play this infernal thing called cricket. Some two guys take turns to face a red ball that is chucked from some 22 yards away surrounded by some 11 players and two umpires. It goes on and on for some three days. They break every hour for drinks, and then take a lunch break and a tea break. Then they take a rest day. Then they all come back and continue the damn thing for two more days. One would think it has long enough and they will have a winner at the end. But the most common result after five days is, get it, a DRAW .

    Fans, or monorons who paid good money and their time watch this farce pretending to be a sport, threw whatever they had in their hands at the players and the umpires out of frustration and one guy managed to hit the umpire with a well aimed wellington boot. Thus was born the great sport of well chucking. Say what you will about it. The contest is over quickly and the winner is declared. Take that you fanboys of MCC.

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  9. some decent pictures of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
  10. and this is why... by jense · · Score: 3, Funny

    We are no longer a British colony. And why we invented baseball.

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    1. Re:and this is why... by Macthorpe · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes. Invented.

      You didn't, say, just steal the concept of rounders at all.

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  11. Punkin Chunkin by srock2588 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So this is basicly the pretentious British nerd version of http://www.punkinchunkin.com/

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  12. Obvious name for the contraption by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aludium Q36 Welly Modulator

    The only thing missing is the earth-shattering kaboom.

  13. Not only a UK sport!! by Rectum2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can assure you that willy-wanking is practiced across the globe!

    I am very good at it myself, and so are most slashdotters I guess...

  14. Re:Incomplete story.. by Wornstrom · · Score: 3, Funny

    I gather it's some kind of robotic trebootchet

  15. You fight like a woman! by bdonalds · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who throws a shoe? Honestly!

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  16. Inquiry By Parliament Needed.. by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Funny

    >gearbox from a Citroen

    There have been any number of pithy comments about the desecration of this purest of sports by the use of a mechanical apparatus. I, for one, am shocked by the inclusion of French components in what should be a purely British endeavour. Granted, the ease of finding a dead Citroen may have contributed to this, but for form's sake I should have thought using an old Anglia transmission would have been a nice touch.

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  17. RTBM by jdbartlett · · Score: 2, Funny

    In answer to your question: the old map applies only if the central line was quartered BEFORE the fifth trick (eg, Mile End to St. Pauls without switching at Liverpool Street. Otherwise, between Baker Street and Liverpool Street you may assume the old map applies unless Finchley Road is blocked (in which case the Swiss Cottage move would have been illegal anyway). Aldgate is always illegal anyway until the Central/Victoria/Northern triangle has been formed clockwise (in which case the buses will run from Aldgate to Aldgate East, so you can return to the Hammersmith line; see MC:R&O (NF Stovold), vol 12 p. 360.)