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  1. Easy Solution! on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just legally changed my name to Tubgirl Goatse.

  2. Re:*gate on Chip Guru Papermaster Loses Signal At Apple · · Score: 1

    I don't have time to answer this...as a workaholic, I am far too busy.

  3. Re:Why is ":)" less valid than "!"? on Students Failing Because of Poor Grammar · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's how I tried to explain to my prof why I dotted all of my "i"s with little hearts, but he docked me points anyway...

  4. Re:Let me be the first one to say it ... on Pirate Bay Trial Ends In Jail Sentences · · Score: 1

    Are you seriously comparing this to Rosa Parks and the civil right movement? That is ridiculous, depressing and disgusting all at once!

  5. Re:Anti-White Racism in the Afro Community on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ummm....African-Americans have been voting Democrat at about a 90% clip in recent history. Kerry and Gore are fairly white, if I recall correctly.

  6. Re:Absolutely Not on Should Addictive Tech Come With a Health Warning? · · Score: 1

    It's ludicrous that you think stipulating health warnings on devices is Ludacris.

  7. Re:An interesting idea on The Journey of Radios From Hardware to Software · · Score: 1

    Don't bring that radio to the airport!!!

  8. Re:More seriously, though on Electric Motorcycle Inventor Crashes at Wired Conference · · Score: 1

    And if I were you, I would use that preface to begin every statement. "As a professional stuntman, I would like a #2 with a medium diet."

  9. Re:Why are you assuming people are going to work? on Financial Services Firms Simulate Flu Pandemic · · Score: 1

    That's the same exact reason I told my bosses that using monkeys to test how well a pilot could fly a plane after being exposed to radiation was ridiculous!!!

  10. One page view of TFA on The "Loudness War" and the Future of Music · · Score: 1
  11. Re:.08%? on School Boards Rule, Internet No Longer Dangerous · · Score: 5, Funny

    At which Verizon location do you work?

  12. Warning! on Bionic Hand Makes it to Market · · Score: 1

    Do not aim laser at remaining hand!

  13. Re:why explain prefixes? on The First Terabyte Hard Drive Reviewed · · Score: 1

    I say Gibibyte and Mebibyte, obee kaybee!!!!

  14. My favorite way to make coffee on What is Your Favorite Way to Make Coffee? · · Score: 1

    What is Your Favorite Way to Make Coffee?
    cd /opt/drinks/java
    ./configure --without-cream --without-sugar
    make
    make install
  15. Re:Not very long... on Censoring a Number · · Score: 1

    Nope...I prefer to put goofy song lyrics in my sig!

  16. "and it is my department's roll is to develop and" on Who Plays the 'Blame the Tech' Game? · · Score: 1

    My department's roll is Tootsie!

  17. Well-known! on E8 Structure Decoded · · Score: 1

    by the well-known mathematician Sophus Lie (pronounce Lee)


    I find it fascinating that some things are so well known that I need instructions on how to pronounce them!
  18. Re:Citizens of USA called Americans on Billion Dollar Handout To Upgrade TVs · · Score: 1

    As a citizen of the United States, I prefer to be mistaken for a Canadian.

  19. Re:hang on... on Golf-Ball Sized Hail Damages Shuttle · · Score: 1

    Maybe...how fast does the shuttle need to spin before the Magnus effect makes a difference?

  20. Ob Hoenikker on Bacteria To Protect Against Quakes · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be much simpler to just use a small bit of Ice-9?

  21. Re:Non-repro? on Dell Laptops Have Shocking New Problem · · Score: 1

    Whew! I ALWAYS wear underwear under my Mylar bunny suit!

  22. Re:I think that's the marketing dept. on Measure Anything with a Camera and Software · · Score: 1

    Why would single moms need to know distances in photographs any more than married moms?

    Perhaps to secretly determine the penile dimensions of possible suitors?

  23. Re:The Report on Scientists Offered Cash to Dispute Climate Study · · Score: 1

    "You're basically paying "scientists" money to say something."

    Oh right, like that would ever happen! Give me a break! Take off your tinfoil hat!

    Now if you will excuse me, I am totally jonesing for a non-addictive Camel Light...

  24. Re:I guess the only surprising thing... on Piracy Built the Romanian IT Industry · · Score: 1

    "Not cracking down on a poor country for using pirated software is actually a pretty commendable move"

    Yeah, my first crack rock was given to me for free...

  25. Re:I thought.. on Maxwell's Demon Soon A Reality? · · Score: 1

    "...the point of the Maxwell's Daemon..."

    Will it run as a service on Windows?