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Heroic IT Dept Less Likely to Steal... Lunches?

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the wow-august-is-boring dept.

An anonymous reader writes "According to an article in the Houston Chronicle concerning lunch theft, people from IT are least likely to steal lunches because they are a "hero department." The most likely? Accounting and Customer-Support... "

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  1. Wait a minute... by RealGrouchy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...are you saying that IT workers are allowed to eat lunches?

    That changes everything...

    - RG>

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  2. Re:please, less science, more fluff by AsmCoder8088 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try digg if you want a watered-down version.

  3. Re:Steal? by Millenniumman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yeah? I have to grow the coffee myself, then pick it. Then I grind it with a stone, put it in a bowl (hewn from stone) with water (reclaimed from the air and heated on servers) and I filter it with old AC filters. Then coworkers usually steal the coffee.

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  4. Stealing? How DARE YOU? by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 5, Funny
    Being able to steal a hungry baby's food without any remorse would probably be considered a useful trait for a CFO.
    Stealing? That's not stealing. That's ... unsolicited ownership transfer.
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  5. Re:There is a better way... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and soak just about everything in Jalapeños

    Use both laxative and Jalapenos,
    and replace the toilet paper in the bathroom with rabid gerbils.

    Few things are as painful as wiping your burning anus with a rabid gerbil.