Core 2 Duo Notebooks Reviewed

An anonymous reader writes "With the launch of Intel's Core 2 Duo chip today, I found this article that not only covers the new chip itself, but also reviews and benchmarks two retail notebooks. It's interesting since one machine has the entry level 1.66GHz CPU while the other has the top end 2.33GHz chip."

Comments

Don't forget the legal stuff

[suv4x4]

Jesus, check their logo.

intel(r)
core(tm)
inside(tm)

This requires talent. I just hope we don't run out of words we can use seeing how businesses trademark them one by one.

Re:Don't forget the legal stuff

[Anne_Nonymous]

Don't(tm) worry(tm). That's(tm) not(tm) likely(tm).

Re:Don't forget the legal stuff

[0xABADC0DA]

Just to piss off the lawyers I am naming my next company "Rappy Systems".

Re:battery life

[Anonymous Coward]

It also says "Times in seconds (lower is better)"

The Bottom of the Barrel (Executive Summary)

[Gary W. Longsine]

This article tells absolutely nothing useful about the Core 2 platform, but it may have useful bits in it for those who are buzzword hungry. As our sister site reports, the first chip is better than the other chip. Let's have a look at a list comparing features of Chip A and Chip 2.

• first chip - better than some other chips, unless you wait until spring
• chip II - chip C is better than this in all respects, except that a certain chip which may or may not be the second chip or chip 3 is more modern and consumes less heat and is faster
• third chip - designed in a foreign country and better than chip 2 but slower than the second chip
• another chip - better than a chip which is to say not really better, but overwhelmingly not quite as power hungry as chip 1
• a different chip - this is the be-all and end-all of chips off the ol' block, the mother load of chipdom, but not very impressive otherwise as that other chip

Having trouble following me? Oh, gosh! I'm so sorry! As you can see, I'm having some difficulty stringing nouns and verbs together in order which conveys useful meaning. This article is a wedgie bunchy terdhammer pukebucket of crap. This article is a hopeless string of buzz words in a mash-up, probably ripped from an ars technica article or two and cranked back and forth through the Google translator to obscure the source . Don't waste your time reading it.

I hope and desire that reading this really-not-fine-in-any-way article has not permanently affected my linguistic processing ability, although it may be so effected... doh! affected.

Doesn't anybody *screen* these submissions?

Re:The Bottom of the Barrel (Executive Summary)

[nmb3000]

That guy ignore! Real review of article here is:

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Re:Nomenclature

[Dolly_Llama]

the original Core Duo (Yonah) isn't really a Core product,

It has only itself to blame really. If it had only listened to God in the first place it wouldn't have been swallowed whole by that other chip.

Infinite loop??

[bingo_cannon]

How much time does it take to finish an infinite loop? Did they say that?