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My Maxtor Hard Drive Just Caught Fire!
Dracos writes "Dell batteries you say catch fire? Well don't worry about that Dell battery, look inside your PC case at your HDD, mine just went up in smoke and flames..." Could be worse. It could be ball lightning. I hear there's a lot of that going around inside servers these days.
This is totally cool. The world's first Hard Drive Burner?
Full Tilt
From TFA:
when I clicked on the link flames..LITERALLY came out of my head and into this text area. I was like, F**K, Dude?!
OMGWTFSATAHDD!!!!11! Tubular!!!!1111one
Ughnnn...
Tech Support: We are pleased that you are happy with the speed of your new drive.
Customer: No, I mean smoke is pouring outta my harddrive man! (Screams of panic and someone saying "get the fire extinguisher!" in the background)
I Am My Own Worst Enemy
"MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT!"
Because the rent is cheap, and the attic is too hot.
I'm pretty sure if he paid attention to his drive's SMART data then he would have been able to replace the drive before it burst in to flames.
# smartctl -Asmartctl version 5.36 [i686-pc-linux-gnu] Copyright (C) 2002-6 Bruce Allen
Home page is http://smartmontools.sourceforge.net/
=== START OF READ SMART DATA SECTION ===
SMART Attributes Data Structure revision number: 16
Vendor Specific SMART Attributes with Thresholds:
ID# ATTRIBUTE_NAME FLAG VALUE WORST THRESH TYPE UPDATED WHEN_FAILED RAW_VALUE
3 Spin_Up_Time 0x0027 192 190 063 Pre-fail Always -
4 Start_Stop_Count 0x0032 253 253 000 Old_age Always -
5 Reallocated_Sector_Ct 0x0033 253 253 063 Pre-fail Always -
6 Read_Channel_Margin 0x0001 253 253 100 Pre-fail Offline -
7 Seek_Error_Rate 0x000a 253 252 000 Old_age Always -
8 Seek_Time_Performance 0x0027 241 225 187 Pre-fail Always -
9 Spontaneous_Combustion 0x002b 232 232 020 Pre-fail Always -
10 Spin_Retry_Count 0x002b 239 232 157 Pre-fail Always -
and so on
Well done... you used "Overblown" and "reproductive organs" in the same thread without giggling. :D
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine No Posessions?'" -- Elvis Costello
Seeing everyone in the lab where I used to work jump and hit the floor when a cap blew loud enough to sound like a gunshot was just amusing.
Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Ball lightning - the most painful kind of lightning.
If you're going to post a comment that looks like Haiku, at least make it a Haiku....
If his hard drive flames
I'll bet the slashdot effect
toasts his web server
nothing but a insulator between the two negative and positive charges
Well, what else are you going to put between them -- a chaperone?
To mess with your head this haiku is written on just a single line
Wax-Museum Fire Results In Hundreds Of New Danny DeVito Statues
Hehe, I nearly fell off a ladder while pulling Cat5 through a drop ceiling once, due to an exploding Linux CD. Seems a co-worker wanted to give it a try and bought one of those Linux books with the CD in the back (remember when a Linux distro came on one CD?) You know the books I mean, the nice soft cover books that weigh like five pounds and pretty much gaurantee the CD is going to be at least a little stressed. He had one of those older super-fast CD drives that could rev up to dangerous velocities. Poor guy put in the CD, the drive spun up, and the CD just flew apart, shredding his CD drive and shooting an inch wide wedge of CD out the front, six inches from his nuts, and across the room where it buried itself half an inch in the wall. Sounded like a gunshot. I nearly fell, turned it into a controlled leap and ran into his office. Poor guy was white faced as he showed me just how close he'd come to an involuntary vasectomy.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton