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Microsoft [to patent] Verb Conjugation

streepje writes "Here [to be] the latest egregious patent application. Microsoft [to be] [to apply] for a patent for [to conjugate] verbs. Future postings [to look] like this."

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  1. Already been invented. by sporkme · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's called a language-to-language dictionary, or a stack of them in this case. Futhermore, many websites and applications already offer complete translation, from single words to long texts (clearly not a secret) and the conjugation of verbs is intrinsic to this type of software so that context is preserved. All that the patent seems to offer is comprehension of strings like "present indicative of [verb]".

    From the article:
    For example, the user may input "present indicative of sein," "prasens indikativ von sein," "1st person plural of sein," and "erste Person Plural von sein".

    I think this is a nonstarter.

  2. prior art? by Xerxes1729 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I submit my seventh grade Spanish book as an example of prior art? It has an interface (a table in the back) that allows the user to select verbs based on tense and person.

  3. Oh please by Grym · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I dislike Microsoft's business practices as much as the next guy, but give me a break. If you actually read the linked patent, it isn't a patent on conjugating words. It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly, which is something I, for one, haven't seen before and think could be pretty useful...

    -Grym

    1. Re:Oh please by shreevatsa · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly, which is something I, for one, haven't seen before and think could be pretty useful...
      Have you looked at a (good) dictionary?

      Of course it is pretty useful. In fact, it is something fundamental to language. Which is why it is reprehensible that some company should have a patent on it. It is like giving them a patent on changing sentences from passive to active... no, it's worse.

      (This Onion article might not be too far from reality, after all. :-)
    2. Re:Oh please by Mjlner · · Score: 5, Insightful
      >"If you actually read the linked patent, it isn't a patent on conjugating words. It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly,"

      Yes, that is true, but that doesn't make it any less straightforward and simple.

      >"which is something I, for one, haven't seen before and think could be pretty useful..."

      ...which most definitely does not mean that such a thing does not exist.
      I, for one, have created a simple Perl-module which conjugates a given Latin verb in all tenses and forms. Let me tell you: conjugating a verb "on the fly" is trivial. Exceptions to every rule do, however, mess things up a little, but the exceptions themselves build up very simple and trivial rules.

      Prior art? Hell, yeah!
      Non-obvious? Hell, no!

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    3. Re:Oh please by martin-boundary · · Score: 5, Informative
      Looks like you're willfully misunderstanding the point as well. There is nothing difficult about listing all the possible conjugations of a verb: It's trivial to do it by applying the algorithms expressed in a good grammatical reference.

      It's trivial to do it for a fixed language, and it's trivial to iterate over any set of candidate languages with a well defined grammar, doing it for each.

      The fact that a book doesn't list all possible forms for each possible verb in an explicit table is irrelevant. The book is enough to generate those forms on demand, which is all an algorithm is required to do.

      Now, there are certainly optimal (smallest number of operations, or maybe smallest RAM requirements, etc) algorithms out there which perform equivalently to any given published grammar book, but finding those is at best a cause for buying the programmers a case of beer, it's not worthy of a patent. After all, it doesn't significantly advance the state of the art.

  4. Microsoft help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Clippie: It looks like you're typing a verb. Would you like:
    • some help choosing another verb?
    • some help conjugating your verb?
    • to use the split infinitive wizard?
    1. Re:Microsoft help... by Pogue+Mahone · · Score: 5, Funny
      Surely you mean
      • to boldly use the split infinitive wizard
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  5. Obligatory Simpsons Quote Thread by KU_Fletch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me fail English? That's unpossible.

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    It's not stupid. It's advanced.
  6. US by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're kidding right? Their policy is to automatically grant every patent application, and let the courts figure out validity later. Basically, in order to show that they've reduced their budget, they fired all their patent analysts and let them work as consultants to civil courts at one hundred times the overall cost, once you factor in all the legal costs associated with resolving patent disputes the hard way. In a reasonable enlightened nation, this would get the government officials responsible for this decision horsewhipped in a public square before being exiled. In America, the people responsible were instead paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for their efforts and will live some of the cushiest lives in the entire world, while the tax payer grapples the massive extra costs introduced by this monstrous decision (as well as paying for the officials' pensions, rather than for a few bullwhips and an exile-barge at a fraction the price). Nice, huh?

  7. Conjugate? by wickedsteve · · Score: 5, Funny

    Conjugate? I haven't even kissed a girl.

  8. Re:Misleading headline.... by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 5, Informative

    Of course Microsoft has bullied programmers from releasing their code because it contains patents that Microsoft claims it owns. Yes, against small time people who cant afford the tens or houndred of thousands of money to get the patent revoked.

    One highly publized example is VirtualDub which no longer support the .asf file format since Microsoft sent them a threat to stop VirtualDyb from using .asf files.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VirtualDub

    So yes Microsoft has no qualms about using their patents to stop open software being developed.

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