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Microsoft [to patent] Verb Conjugation

streepje writes "Here [to be] the latest egregious patent application. Microsoft [to be] [to apply] for a patent for [to conjugate] verbs. Future postings [to look] like this."

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  1. Already been invented. by sporkme · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's called a language-to-language dictionary, or a stack of them in this case. Futhermore, many websites and applications already offer complete translation, from single words to long texts (clearly not a secret) and the conjugation of verbs is intrinsic to this type of software so that context is preserved. All that the patent seems to offer is comprehension of strings like "present indicative of [verb]".

    From the article:
    For example, the user may input "present indicative of sein," "prasens indikativ von sein," "1st person plural of sein," and "erste Person Plural von sein".

    I think this is a nonstarter.

    1. Re:Already been invented. by codergeek42 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the USPTO is so fucked-up that prior art is not even cause for invalidation of such patents in most cases...

    2. Re:Already been invented. by dch24 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Grammar Nazis everywhere will rejoice at the potential this new innovation has to eliminate all kinds of error with the number, case, tense, and person of a verb. Microsoft again demonstrates to their shareholders their ability to embrace, extend, exterminate, and extort^W^W^W^W^W...innovate, while at the same time rendering useless^W^W showing an olive branch to slashdot readers who seem to have a hard time understanding Microsoft innovation(TM).

    3. Re:Already been invented. by MoxFulder · · Score: 1

      I wrote a computer program to conjugate French verbs around 1993, when I was 11 years old. Prior art :-)

    4. Re:Already been invented. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Well, don't tell us. Tell the US Patent office. ;-)

    5. Re:Already been invented. by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Irrelevant if it's already been done. Under the new (proposed? or has it been put in place?) system Microsoft gets to patent whatever they want, and then get to sue anyone who already had the system before Microsoft even thought of it.

    6. Re:Already been invented. by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      IANAL, thank God, but it seems to me that that would only be prior art if you had publicized it somehow. Prior art has to be public, for obvious reasons.

      If you didn't publicize it, your prior invention only gives you the personal right to use your version of the technology without paying Microsoft. Until they sue you of course, then you'll either pay them or lawyers.

    7. Re:Already been invented. by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dear Microsoft,

      With regard to your patent, would you like to

      a) fuck off
      b) go fuck yourself or
      c) get fucked

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    8. Re:Already been invented. by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      Bah. I built one of these myself, 16 years ago, as a BASIC program no less. One of the first apps I ever wrote in fact. Happy to offer it up as prior art, I just need to track down a 5 1/4 floppy drive...

    9. Re:Already been invented. by Phisbut · · Score: 4, Informative
      IANAL, thank God, but it seems to me that that would only be prior art if you had publicized it somehow. Prior art has to be public, for obvious reasons.

      If you didn't publicize it, your prior invention only gives you the personal right to use your version of the technology without paying Microsoft. Until they sue you of course, then you'll either pay them or lawyers.

      This piece of software has been for sale since 1996 (for French), and it does much more than what the patent covers (conjugate verbs), it's also a dictionnary with definitions (partly in the patent application for verbs), a thesaurus, a grammar, a spell and grammar checker (way better than what's embedded in MS-Word... it's a totally different league), and much much more. It's a must-have if you're even only remotely interrested in the French language.

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    10. Re:Already been invented. by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1


      *LMOL*

      Damn that's good :)

      I like this line the best:

      "The reporting of an error can be quite frustrating to a user who is trying to learn a language and has made a simple spelling error. The user is effectively prevented from learning the correct spelling of that verb."

      Umm...pull out a fucking dictionary! How exactly is this person learning a language anyways??

      So I guess every time a person mispells their login a computer should just guess what the login they meant to enter and use that one!

    11. Re:Already been invented. by JonathanR · · Score: 3, Funny
      Umm...pull out a fucking dictionary! How exactly is this person learning a language anyways??


      CLIPPY: "Hello, it looks like you are fucking up a verb conjugation again..."
    12. Re:Already been invented. by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Ah but it is so much more. In the US at least this is prime pickings for a submarine patent.

      Since the US relies on a first to invent system all he has to do is wait until the system is commercial, then file for a patent showing he invented it first, (insert law suit here), serve Microsoft a C&D, extort huge licencing fees, and, of course, PROFIT!

    13. Re:Already been invented. by mausmalone · · Score: 1

      The idea is mostly old, except that I've never seen anyone present it quite this way... From what I read of the patent, it sounds like programming in a modern IDE that has a context-sensitive command list. I know it's not really hard-core programming, but Dreamweaver will display common commands as you type them to help you auto-complete things and theoretically get the job done faster.

      Imagine that, but with natural speech... They use a grammar parser to figure out that the verb comes next, and as you're typing it comes up with the list of conjugations. This way, if you're shaky in a language and can only remember the infinitive, you can start typing that and it'll let you know what the other forms are.

      From a UI standpoint, it sounds interesting. I don't know if it's patent-worthy, but it's definitely worth writing into a future version of MS Word.

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    14. Re:Already been invented. by Chowderbags · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It has everything to do with this. This is an obvious patent to strike down unmercifully. The patent itself says that verb conjugation has been around online and that the only major difference is that this method *might* detect spelling errors (gee, like *that* hasn't been done) and would allow a person to imput their native verb to get conjugations in another language (not novel in the least). If the USPTO can't even pass basic common sense tests, why should they be allowed to issue anything that could lead to million dollar court battles?

    15. Re:Already been invented. by mazarin5 · · Score: 1
      But this is a language-to-language dictionary on a computer.

      They had to settle because there's already a language-to-language dictionary on the Internet.

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    16. Re:Already been invented. by BigGar' · · Score: 1

      But this is for use on the internet. That makes it a new and patentable idea.

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    17. Re:Already been invented. by laughing+rabbit · · Score: 1

      I've got a box full of 'em. Where do you want me to ship it?

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      Vote them out every term.
    18. Re:Already been invented. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Right. If the USPTO isn't doing significant filtering, then at the very least the patent holder in a lawsuit should bear an affirmative burden in demonstrating the validity of the patent. Presumptive validity of the patent makes sense only if the USPTO's review process is meaningful.

    19. Re:Already been invented. by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      http://www.verbix.com/webverbix/

      There, you can get a verb conjugated in one of a number of languages, everything from the mundane German, English, Spanish, French to the more exotic Welch, Volapük, Esperanto, to the ancient, Old english, Old Swedish, Old Norse.

      I've been using it for years, and certainly before the February 25, 2005 filing date.

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    20. Re:Already been invented. by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      Verbs don't have cases unless they're being used as gerunds.

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    21. Re:Already been invented. by Ana10g · · Score: 1

      Okay, not to sound alarmist, but shouldn't you and the grandparent notify the respective companies that own the software to which you both linked of the patent, so that they may submit objects to the patent's filing? That way, the patent doesn't go through?

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    22. Re:Already been invented. by Ana10g · · Score: 1

      Great... so now all of those new spam mails that I've been receiving will actually make sense, because the author has a microsoft language assistant?

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    23. Re:Already been invented. by legojenn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well I wrote one in 1983 in Commodore 64 basic. It even used a rudimentary database.

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    24. Re:Already been invented. by legojenn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well I wrote one in 1983 in Commodore 64 basic. It even used a disk file so I could add verbs and tenses. Pay up! I'll just pass the settlement to the person who wrote one in 1973 with punchcards.

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    25. Re:Already been invented. by MoxFulder · · Score: 1

      Ha! What's even better is that I invented the "Start button" in 1993. Only it was called the "Quik button". It sat in the lower-left corner of the Windows 3.1 Desktop and listed your programs, shut down options, and control panels. I should have sued Microsoft for millions when they came out with Windows 95, but alas I was an 11-year-old ;-)

    26. Re:Already been invented. by back_pages · · Score: 2, Informative
      It has everything to do with this. This is an obvious patent to strike down unmercifully. The patent itself says that verb conjugation has been around online and that the only major difference is that this method *might* detect spelling errors (gee, like *that* hasn't been done) and would allow a person to imput their native verb to get conjugations in another language (not novel in the least). If the USPTO can't even pass basic common sense tests, why should they be allowed to issue anything that could lead to million dollar court battles?

      This is not insightful.

      The article is NOT in reference to a PATENT. There is no "patent to strike down unmercifully". The article describes a patent application. A PATENT APPLICATION PUBLICATION HAS NOT BEEN EXAMINED. All of your comments about the USPTO are literally, and according to the dictionary definition, BASELESS in this instance.

      SLASHDOT IS THE FOX NEWS OF PATENTS.

      Carry on.

    27. Re:Already been invented. by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether it's in the context of software or daily usage, this is a clear case of pryor art, because the method has been used in language siince the dawn of language (and programming is a language instance), so this is just macroslop fishing for legal context to be able to repatent all sorts of stuff in the future. Unbridalled capitalism is worse than unbridalled communism.

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    28. Re:Already been invented. by treeves · · Score: 1
      . . .this is a clear case of pryor art. . .

      Does that mean something that Richard Pryor came up with? No wonder there's all these "f-ing" this, and "f-" that comments!
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    29. Re:Already been invented. by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      too funny! yeh, spelling, I meant "prior" didn't I (DOH!)

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    30. Re:Already been invented. by mojine · · Score: 1

      Ummm... I'd like to buy a vowel - or license one ....

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  2. This good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft good.

    1. Re:This good. by legoburner · · Score: 4, Funny

      indeed, doubleplus good
      (adverbs are ok right?)

    2. Re:This good. by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, adverbs [to be, present plural] ok, but [to conjugate, present single] [to be, present plural] are not.

      Prepare [to pay, inf] out the ass.

    3. Re:This good. by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, I totally blew that one.

    4. Re:This good. by Viraptor · · Score: 1

      Adverbs ok - right. But verbs surely bad. Unevitable!
      http://www.scholastic.com/artandwritingawards/gall ery/2001/winners2001/tedholm.htm

  3. prior art? by Xerxes1729 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I submit my seventh grade Spanish book as an example of prior art? It has an interface (a table in the back) that allows the user to select verbs based on tense and person.

    1. Re:prior art? by Emetophobe · · Score: 1
      Can I submit my seventh grade Spanish book as an example of prior art? It has an interface (a table in the back) that allows the user to select verbs based on tense and person.

      No, because this patent applies to conjugating verbs... on a computer.
    2. Re:prior art? by Elemenope · · Score: 4, Interesting

      http://perseus.org/Perseus conjugates on a computer Ancient Greek and Latin. It even declines nouns and adjectives. Take that, Microsoft!

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    3. Re:prior art? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Easy solution: Usage of a scanner!

      Second function of this post: Demonstration of possibility of avoidance of verbs anyway. Result: No need of conjugation of verbs. Implication: Avoidance of patent problems.
      Disadvantage: Overuse of colon.

      Sorry, nonability of resistance :-)

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    4. Re:prior art? by zootm · · Score: 1

      If your book searches and displays results all on its own, yeah. That's a hell of a book, by the way.

    5. Re:prior art? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Well that OK then, the first reference to computers in English, was for people who calculated the ballistic trajectories of artillery. I am sure those computers must have managed to conjugate a few verbs during their manual calculations of those tables ;-).

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    6. Re:prior art? by catman · · Score: 2, Funny

      I seem to recall an alien species in a Retief book that speaks like that.

      Retief holding a gun to crook's head: "The inadvisability of movement." :-)

    7. Re:prior art? by bb5ch39t · · Score: 1

      Groaci. "Five eyed sticky fingers" as I recall somebody calling them.

    8. Re:prior art? by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      Only if you have a dated photograph of yourself with the book on top of your Apple ][+.

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    9. Re:prior art? by Single+GNU+Theory · · Score: 4, Funny

      Disadvantage: Overuse of colon.

      Whatever you do in the privacy of your bathroom should stay in the privacy of your bathroom.

      <shudder>

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    10. Re:prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why can't anyone on slashdot understand what a patent is? Are you all F*&%$&^ morons? Just because person A patents a machine to harvest cotton doesn't mean that we havn't been harvesting cotton for a long f*&^%$ time. It means it's a new way of doing it. You wanna harvest cotton? Do it the old way or a new way. But If you want to do it person A's way.. pay a license.

      Everytime there's a patent everyone thinks they have prior art. And their even more of a super-genius if they can draw parallels between the new way and the old. Whoop-dee-doo. Read more than the title and the summary.

    11. Re:prior art? by hob42 · · Score: 1

      You're modded insightful, so I'm gonna bite.

      I'm not going to debate the basis of this particular patent. However, our patent system is supposed to grant a monopoly of production for creating a unique and novel invention. It's not just making sure you get paid a license fee because you came up with some combination of previous things that noone else has sold before - it's an incentive for advancing science and creating new technology.

      In other words, once a machine is patented to pick cotton, coming up with another machine with a different gear layout isn't good enough: you shouldn't get a patent, and others can copy your concepts freely. You've got to add something truly unique to it to qualify for another patent and collect your own license payments.

    12. Re:prior art? by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      What makes you think he uses his colon in the bathroom? Many people use their colons in the bedroom, or even in the living room. Truly creative people use their colons in the kitchen. Some people are focused enough to use their colons in the park, and some even use their colons with (gasp) a partner!

      I'm talking about authors, poets, and writers, you perverted freaks!

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    13. Re:prior art? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Are you all F*&%$&^ morons?
      Maybe, but at least we can fucking spell.
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    14. Re:prior art? by rifter · · Score: 1

      In other words, once a machine is patented to pick cotton, coming up with another machine with a different gear layout isn't good enough: you shouldn't get a patent, and others can copy your concepts freely. You've got to add something truly unique to it to qualify for another patent and collect your own license payments.

      Actually, they cannot copy your concept freely without violating the original patent. To get around a patent you have to do something truly novel and in itself patentable. This is a secondary reason so many patents get filed. Companies are hoping that by filing patents for obvious things they can't get sued by someone else that patented that same obvious thing before they did. It's an arms race that no one will win, but we are the victims of the collateral damage.

    15. Re:prior art? by hob42 · · Score: 1

      True, I suppose I was thinking after the original patent has expired.

  4. Oh please by Grym · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I dislike Microsoft's business practices as much as the next guy, but give me a break. If you actually read the linked patent, it isn't a patent on conjugating words. It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly, which is something I, for one, haven't seen before and think could be pretty useful...

    -Grym

    1. Re:Oh please by SP33doh · · Score: 1

      zomg the first post?

    2. Re:Oh please by zeruch · · Score: 4, Informative

      And I for one, have seen things that are certainly similar. At best what you are creating is a series of like values (I live (Engliah) = Eu vivo (Portuguese) = Iskun (Arabic), etc), and that is if you are doing translation (where such things have already been around). If it is for one language, then it is basically taking a "501 X Verbs" Book and making it searchable electronically, and adding it to the grammar/cpell check of a writing application. Unless there is some that extends beyond the simple idea of large tables of word/phrase data and maybe some kind of expert system with grammar rules that accounts for some of the varied iregular verbs of somelanguages, what you have is a rather bogus patent application.

    3. Re:Oh please by shreevatsa · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly, which is something I, for one, haven't seen before and think could be pretty useful...
      Have you looked at a (good) dictionary?

      Of course it is pretty useful. In fact, it is something fundamental to language. Which is why it is reprehensible that some company should have a patent on it. It is like giving them a patent on changing sentences from passive to active... no, it's worse.

      (This Onion article might not be too far from reality, after all. :-)
    4. Re:Oh please by Pogue+Mahone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So it's a patent on looking up information in a file and presenting it on the screen. Now I'm sure I've seen that done somewhere before...

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    5. Re:Oh please by wass · · Score: 4, Funny
      It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly, which is something I, for one, haven't seen before and think could be pretty useful...

      Yup, that described by your clarification has certainly never been done before .

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    6. Re:Oh please by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly, which is something I, for one, haven't seen before ...

      Look in a dictionary.

    7. Re:Oh please by Yotsuya · · Score: 1

      I wrote something like that back when I was in high school. If that doesn't work to prove it's an obvious thing that shouldn't patented, then at least it's prior art.

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    8. Re:Oh please by bruno.fatia · · Score: 1

      (Insert a Language here) is no expert system, its just a set of rules of how should you procced IF(). If person is plural then verbs go plural. Stuff like that... I don't see how can Microsoft make it an "expert system".. and it's so complex that I find it impossible to be put in a database, as it's also dynamic. Book writers help by making up new sentences every now and then (when they have nothing better to do)

    9. Re:Oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Most dictionaries don't conjugate all of the verbs. They simply give the infinitive form and redirects for some oddballs. For example, I just checked my dictionary and it doesn't list the conjugations of the standard verb 'to utter.' It does list the nonstandard conjugations of 'to eat' (such as 'ate'). How about a Spanish dictionary? Hell no! None of mine even have tables in the back for conjugations. But they do have non-standard conjugations just like my English dictionary. If you want to learn the conjugations you buy a language book or you buy one of the 555 red books, not a dictionary. They are different books used for different purposes.

      But this isn't really that surprising, a book on STL functions doesn't tell you all of the possible 'conjugations' of a function call either. You will find something like:

      template<class InputIterator, class EqualityComparable> InputIterator find(InputIterator first, InputIterator last, const EqualityComparable& value);

      The conjugation to "p = find(a.begin(), a.end(), N);" is up to you.

    10. Re:Oh please by Mjlner · · Score: 5, Insightful
      >"If you actually read the linked patent, it isn't a patent on conjugating words. It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly,"

      Yes, that is true, but that doesn't make it any less straightforward and simple.

      >"which is something I, for one, haven't seen before and think could be pretty useful..."

      ...which most definitely does not mean that such a thing does not exist.
      I, for one, have created a simple Perl-module which conjugates a given Latin verb in all tenses and forms. Let me tell you: conjugating a verb "on the fly" is trivial. Exceptions to every rule do, however, mess things up a little, but the exceptions themselves build up very simple and trivial rules.

      Prior art? Hell, yeah!
      Non-obvious? Hell, no!

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    11. Re:Oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      “It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly, which is something I, for one, haven't seen before...”

      I don't mean to be rude, but this is the same attitude that leads to Microsoft (or anyone else) registering these crappy patents in the first place. FWIW, I have seen such a system before (Web-based, no less) wherein I could enter verbs (or nouns or any other words) in non-infinitive forms and the system would automatically determine the dictionary form of the word and provide appropriate variations, definitions, examples, etc. If it weren't for this I would have been totally screwed whilst trying to learn a non-English language recently...

    12. Re:Oh please by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      While it may be useful, it's clearly a software patent, the kind that only limits innovation in the US. Microsoft is trying VERY hard to kill any edge we have.

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    13. Re:Oh please by coaxial · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh please indeed!

      Does a dictionary provide all the possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly? No. No, they don't. Dictionaries don't do anything on the fly.

      What is reprehensible is you willfully misunderstanding the patented invention. No one is patenting verb conjugation. Microsoft patented a way of getting a machine to take a verb (conjugated or not) and then list all conjugated forms of the verb. Obviously you know nothing about information retrieval, and natural language processing, or you wouldn't be so cavalier with your rightous indignation. (Oh what am I saying, one can't be anything but cavalier with rightous indignation,)

      Secondly, conjugating verbs isn't fundamental to language. Chinese for one doesn't conjugate verbs at all, and that's one of the most widely spoken languages on the planet. Arguably conjugation is completely unnecessary for language. If conjugation be necessary, then this sentence are completely not understanding to anyone.

    14. Re:Oh please by coaxial · · Score: 1

      That's why none of the major search engines are based in the US right?

      Oh wait...

    15. Re:Oh please by inkswamp · · Score: 1

      What about me? I can speak more than one language and therefore can provide different possible conjugation forms of a verb on the fly. Hell, I could do that back in high school. Check it out... I'm prior art.

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    16. Re:Oh please by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      Not true at all. Maybe some languages only have a single form for verbs, but most languages have non-trivial verb conjugations, and many (possibly even English, don't know of an example though) depend on it for disambiguating the grammar. So yes, in many languages, verb conjugation is fundamental.

    17. Re:Oh please by littlem · · Score: 1

      Here is a long-standing (and excellent) example of prior art: http://users.erols.com/whitaker/words.htm.

    18. Re:Oh please by Swizec · · Score: 1

      There are just so many languages with so many cases where the sentence is completely misunderstandable without verb conjugation. I for one know at least one such language. And no, English does not seem to be one of those languages.

    19. Re:Oh please by martin-boundary · · Score: 5, Informative
      Looks like you're willfully misunderstanding the point as well. There is nothing difficult about listing all the possible conjugations of a verb: It's trivial to do it by applying the algorithms expressed in a good grammatical reference.

      It's trivial to do it for a fixed language, and it's trivial to iterate over any set of candidate languages with a well defined grammar, doing it for each.

      The fact that a book doesn't list all possible forms for each possible verb in an explicit table is irrelevant. The book is enough to generate those forms on demand, which is all an algorithm is required to do.

      Now, there are certainly optimal (smallest number of operations, or maybe smallest RAM requirements, etc) algorithms out there which perform equivalently to any given published grammar book, but finding those is at best a cause for buying the programmers a case of beer, it's not worthy of a patent. After all, it doesn't significantly advance the state of the art.

    20. Re:Oh please by Swizec · · Score: 1

      So... basically what Microsoft is trying to patent on the fly hash table look-up?

      Now where have I seen that before? Hmmmm....

    21. Re:Oh please by caveymon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Have you taken a look at http://www.verbix.com/ ? Pretty nice program, with loads of languages. Input verb, output any possible conjugation form. Heck, I use the online conjugator all the time when I'm trying my best at the Finnish language.

    22. Re:Oh please by belmolis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You very likely don't work in natural language processing. People have been generating whole paradigms for a long time. For a set of published examples, check out the Xerox Finite State Morphology software and textbook. The software provides ways of describing the morphology and lexicon of a language and compiling it into an efficient finite state transducer. Once you've got the transducer, you can run it in either direction, that is, you can parse, or you can generate. A common test, and exercise in courses on doing this, is to generate the entire paradigm of a particular word or set of words.

    23. Re:Oh please by Rock-n-Rolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      While I was studying computational linguistics at http://www.linguistik.uni-erlangen.de/en_contents/ index.php me and three other students implemented such a system in C on HP-UX within 6 weeks for German-English and English-German wordform translation during an internship. That was about 13 years ago, if I remember correctly. So really nothing new and extraordinary.

      If somebody needs a reference for prior art, feel free to contact me.

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    24. Re:Oh please by asr_man · · Score: 1

      something I, for one, haven't seen before and think could be pretty useful...

      Well then, here you go .
    25. Re:Oh please by DingerX · · Score: 1

      Well, you may not have seen it, but I have. Someone else linked perseus. I have an Italian dictionary on CD Rom that does this too. Linking prepositions and pronouns is also part of the deal. It's not just prior art; it's obvious.

    26. Re:Oh please by treerex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The issue I have with this patent application is that it doesn't even present a novel method for generating conjugation tables for a given verb form. The entire patent comes down to: lookup entered words in a table. From that table, link to this or that table, from there link to that or this table, ad nauseum. Everything is precomputed. They are patenting the brute-force, high-school freshman BASIC assignment version of this problem. Oh, it mentions possible UIs to display the disambiguation data. Big Whoop.

    27. Re:Oh please by Khazunga · · Score: 1
      What is reprehensible is you willfully misunderstanding the patented invention. No one is patenting verb conjugation. Microsoft patented a way of getting a machine to take a verb (conjugated or not) and then list all conjugated forms of the verb. Obviously you know nothing about information retrieval, and natural language processing, or you wouldn't be so cavalier with your rightous indignation. (Oh what am I saying, one can't be anything but cavalier with rightous indignation,)

      You realize patents have to be non-obvious, right?

      If I remember my elementary school correctly, verbs are either irregular or regular. If irregular, conjugating means looking up the verb form, by tense/person pair, in a lookup table. If the verb is regular, it's a lookup by tense, then adding a suffix dependent on the person. This suffix is itself looked up in a table common to all regular verbs.

      The real knowledge behind this is in the verb classification and lookup tables, documented for centuries now. The patent could only cover the lookup process. Can you explain where is the lookup process non-obvious? All I can see there is a simple hash search.

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    28. Re:Oh please by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1
      Background in the Patent, M$ own words:
      [0002] Software tools are currently available to help a user who is learning a new language to conjugate verbs. Many of these software tools are available via the Internet. Although there are many variations of these software tools, they typically receive as input an infinitive form of a verb and display its verb forms.

      Huh, does this not specify that prior art exists? The only new thing then is providing a non-infinitive verb to a system...???

      Karem

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    29. Re:Oh please by qurk · · Score: 1

      Hey man, but the thing is Microsoft didn't come up with anything new. Jim Breen's WWWJDIC Japanese-English Dictionary Server has that trick down for Japanese...am pretty darn sure someone out there has it down for English :) Just type in a Japanese verb in the "Search for Verbs in the Dictionary" link, and then choose the [V] on the word you want conjugated. There are also some other nifty choices, is Microsoft going to patent those next? :) Here is the University of Virginia mirror: http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/wwwjdic/ To be honest with you, there are literally dozens of extraordinarily useful and free Japanese language resources on the internet (in English, even).

      I would disagree that conjugation is completely unnecessary for language, because obviously so many people have learned how to do it effortlessly in so many languages... But I love your example, If conjugation be necessary, then this sentence are completely not understanding to anyone. It fun being for trying to speaking like that making yourself sound moron being :) I shall returning!! Sleep into to going hopeful becoming great day yourself towards become please! :)

    30. Re:Oh please by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      When Hasbro got fined for price fixing Monopoly, it was scarily close to their "Monopoly monopoly ruled illegal".

      But the penalty phase was even funnier: "Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not Collect $200."

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    31. Re:Oh please by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      You're quite right! It hasn't, because what you put up is:

      a) A book, not a computer system, and
      b) Not a system for automatically conjugating a verb, but a merely a list of all possible conjugations of verbs that the user... sorry, reader has to work out for themselves.

      If you can find a program that, while you're writing a sentence, automatically corrects or inserts the correct conjugation of the verb for you so you don't have to stretch your precious brain, saving it for finding entirely spurious evidence on the internet to support your arguments, then you'll have prior art.

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    32. Re:Oh please by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      I suggest you take your own advice and never post here again. For what it is worth, your post made less of a difference than the hundreds that are on topic... food for thought.

      Of course they are on topic. There is only one topic here: Google rules, Linux rules, Microsoft/RIAA/MPAA/Sony sucks.
      The harder thing is being not on topic.

    33. Re:Oh please by wass · · Score: 1

      Wow, a patent for software that displays on a computer a page of a previously published book. Truly groundbreaking work.

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    34. Re:Oh please by luckyguesser · · Score: 1

      yeah, but you'd think the Hasbro buys would have *tons* of get-out-of-jail-free cards just lying around anyway...

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    35. Re:Oh please by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is good. Keep thinking that. Wait until it finds its way into Word and Excel, then tell me how "good" it is.

      Every time you start to type a verb it will try to guess what you are trying to put down. I can tell this is going to be yet another annoying "feature". Just like autocapitalization and a few other items.

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    36. Re:Oh please by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      It's also invalid, because it patents a concept, not a method. The patent is way too broad - I expect, although I'm not sure, that online multilingual dictionaries already have this, and the patent would cover them. The patent does not enter into any specifics at all. It is yet another example of a patent obviously designed to capture as much stuff as possible, and should be chucked out.

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    37. Re:Oh please by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      If you can find a program that, while you're writing a sentence, automatically corrects or inserts the correct conjugation of the verb for you so you don't have to stretch your precious brain, saving it for finding entirely spurious evidence on the internet to support your arguments, then you'll have prior art.

      For target language = French, see Antidote, first commercialized in 1996.

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    38. Re:Oh please by jag7720 · · Score: 1

      Can I have a copy of your perl-module for Latin. I just started taking Latin a few months ago and something like that would be great

    39. Re:Oh please by kreeny80 · · Score: 1
      Actually you CAN find this already online. Check out: http://www.verbix.com/ (from the site):
      "Verbix is an independent non-profit organization that aims to promote and protect linguistic diversity [UNESCO Observatory: Multilingualism]. This site contains verb conjugations for hundreds of languages, ranging from national and international languages to regional and even extinct languages."
      VERY handy in any language course I've taken! -- Kristine
    40. Re:Oh please by russotto · · Score: 1
      It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly, which is something I, for one, haven't seen before and think could be pretty useful...
      Congratulations! Your application for a position as Patent Examiner has been approved.
    41. Re:Oh please by rsilva · · Score: 1

      Debian/Ubuntu has had a Portuguese verb program to conjugate verbs for a long time:

      [pjssilva@catirina:~]$ apt-cache show brazilian-conjugate
      Package: brazilian-conjugate
      Priority: extra
      Section: universe/text
      Installed-Size: 224
      Maintainer: Rafael Laboissiere
      Architecture: all
      Source: br.ispell
      Version: 2.4.really.3.0.beta4-9.1
      Suggests: ibrazilian
      Filename: pool/universe/b/br.ispell/brazilian-conjugate_2.4. really.3.0.beta4-9.1_all.deb
      Size: 64292
      MD5sum: 64f1590f3d7122030d0f742316acb666
      Description: Brazilian Portuguese verb conjugator
        This package contains a interactive program (conjugue) capable of
        conjugating portuguese verbs, as spoken in Brazil. The upstream version
        is numbered 1.0, but as it is distributed together with the Ispell
        dictionary for Brazilian Portuguese, it has the same version number as the
        ibrazilian package for Debian.
        .
        Homepage: http://www.ime.usp.br/~ueda/br.ispell/
      Bugs: mailto:ubuntu-users@lists.ubuntu.com
      Origin: Ubuntu

    42. Re:Oh please by Punt3r · · Score: 1

      I don't know... Why can't he be a machine? He doesn't have gears or transistors involved in the process, but someday the line between biological machines and more traditional machines will be blurred. Why shouldn't he be considered a machine for the purposes of prior art?

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    43. Re:Oh please by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      What's even more groundbreaking is your work on actively avoiding the point, which is that the software actively and contextually retrieves the contents of your 'book' without you thinking about it, which in your case is good because you seem to do no thinking whatsoever.

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    44. Re:Oh please by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Oh what am I saying, one can't be anything but cavalier with rightous indignation

      Wrong. You can also be paladin, but you need to be lawful good.

    45. Re:Oh please by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      I didn't quite catch that last sentence. Can you clarify it for me? ;)

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    46. Re:Oh please by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      If you actually read the linked patent, it isn't a patent on conjugating words. It's a patent on automatically providing all of the different possible conjugation forms of any verb on the fly, which is something I, for one, haven't seen before and think could be pretty useful...
      Verb conjugation software is hardly even remotely novel.
    47. Re:Oh please by coaxial · · Score: 1

      Conjugation may be required for a specific language, but it's not fundamental to language. No more than gender is.

    48. Re:Oh please by kimvette · · Score: 1
      a) A book, not a computer system, and


      Perhaps not, but on the other hand, using a COMPUTER to display verbs rather than pigments on ink = OBVIOUS

      So, it fails the most basic tests the USPTO is supposed to be applying to each application:

      1. Is there prior art?
      2. Would the application/technique/device OBVIOUS to someone with the required skill set?

      YES? Then it ought to be rejected.
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    49. Re:Oh please by kimvette · · Score: 1

      You mean, like, Oh, I don't know, querying a database?

      Yeah, that's never been done before. When you search for "boobees" on Google, do you really think about the query Google's back end is running? No, you just anxiously await pr0n without thinking about it, and not only will google come back and say "Did you mean boobies, you nitwit?" but it will hyperlink that correction for you to click and then you will see the objects of your fascination.

      OBVIOUS use of a computer.

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    50. Re:Oh please by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Any language where (for instance) the subject can be dropped and indicated by verb conjugation in certain cases requires proper conjugation for interpretting meaning, as does any language in which time or other factors can be indicated through verb conjugation loan.

      English most certainly is one of those languages, in the latter case: "I [to go] to the store." means different things depending on the conjugation of "to go":

      I went to the store.
      I go to the store.
      I am going to the store.
      I will go to the store.
      I had gone to the store.
      I will have gone to the store.

      In the former case, English is less of a problem, though (e.g.) Spanish becomes quite ambiguous in many cases if the verb is conjugated incorrectly and the verb is the only thing indicating, say, first or second-person subject. (Third person would normally have a specified referrent.)

    51. Re:Oh please by megaditto · · Score: 1
      "501 X Verbs"

      You misspelled "501 Command not implemented."
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    52. Re:Oh please by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      That's a freaking spell-check. This is actually grammar, which as you are fully aware is a completely different kettle of fish.

      And if it's so obvious, why isn't it patented already?

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  5. Microsoft help... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Clippie: It looks like you're typing a verb. Would you like:
    • some help choosing another verb?
    • some help conjugating your verb?
    • to use the split infinitive wizard?
    1. Re:Microsoft help... by dbc · · Score: 4, Funny

      if Clippy dangles his participle in front of me, I'm cutting it off!

    2. Re:Microsoft help... by Pogue+Mahone · · Score: 5, Funny
      Surely you mean
      • to boldly use the split infinitive wizard
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    3. Re:Microsoft help... by modecx · · Score: 1

      if Clippy dangles his participle in front of me, I'm cutting it off!

      So would that make it a passed participle?

      *giggles like a little girl*

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    4. Re:Microsoft help... by Igmuth · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be

      "to boldly use the split infinitive wizard?"

    5. Re:Microsoft help... by johnoch · · Score: 1
      ... and as it's American, how about:
      • some help turning a noun into a verb? Only in American can you conjugate a noun!

        Or, is this not actually allowed but Marketing does it regardless?

    6. Re:Microsoft help... by AsciiNaut · · Score: 1
      ITYM ...
      • to boldly use the split infinitive wizard?
    7. Re:Microsoft help... by noamsml · · Score: 2, Funny
      Clippie: It looks like you're typing an English paper, would you like:
      • To be helped?
      • To help?
      • To have helped?
    8. Re:Microsoft help... by luckyguesser · · Score: 1

      from merriam webster online:
      infinitive(2): a verb form normally identical in English with the first person singular that performs some functions of a noun and at the same time displays some characteristics of a verb and that is used with to (as in "I asked him to go") except with auxiliary and various other verbs (as in "no one saw him leave")

      also from merriam webster online:
      split infinitive: an infinitive with to having a modifier between the to and the verbal (as in "to really start")

      looks like all the lamers were right.

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    9. Re:Microsoft help... by tepples · · Score: 1
      Good luck splitting a single word.

      You absofuckinglutely need an edumacation about infixes.

    10. Re:Microsoft help... by evil_Tak · · Score: 1
      • Verbing
    11. Re:Microsoft help... by johnoch · · Score: 1
      • The Jolly Gerund Wizard?
    12. Re:Microsoft help... by temcat · · Score: 1

      AFAIK it is when you have an adverb between "to" and the verb: "to boldly use"

  6. Since Frankfurter copyrighted Bullshit, by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Funny

    can they do this without paying royalties to him?

  7. Yep. by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Prior art: expert systems.

    Next.

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    1. Re:Yep. by ThePhilips · · Score: 4, Funny

      USPTO doesn't have one! ;)

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  8. Re:Erm... by SP33doh · · Score: 1

    it's not THAT bad ;)

  9. Obligatory Simpsons Quote Thread by KU_Fletch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me fail English? That's unpossible.

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    1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Quote Thread by alain_f · · Score: 1
      What about:
      aspects of the verb conjugating system can be used for any type of language in which verbs are can be conjugated.
      ?
  10. Yay, whatever by deblau · · Score: 4, Interesting

    NJStar Japanese Word processor 5.01, released in 2004 (before filing date of the application). Note the features marked, respectively, "Instant English-Japanese/Japanese-English dictionary/translation" and "Japanese verb forms generator for Japanese study."

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    1. Re:Yay, whatever by DaphneDiane · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jim Breen's WWWJDIC Japanese-English Dictionary Server offers Japanese verb conjugation support. This sites been around for a while: main page from 1999. I found mentions of conjugation support back as far as 2003-02-11.

  11. Prior art... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

    To bad we can't used slashdot posters as prior art. For an example saw the children of this post.

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  12. Misleading headline.... by jorghis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems that slashdot routinely posts headlines claiming "Microsoft patents X!" Where X is something obviously nonpatentable. However, in almost every instance what Microsoft has actually done is patented a specific method or system of performing X. This is no exception. Microsoft has not patented conjugating verbs. They are applying for a patent for a specific type of system which helps users identify verb forms from verbs and vice versa. Again: patenting a method or system for performing X != patenting X. Can we get an end to all these misleading "Microsoft patents smiley faces!" type of headlines?

    1. Re:Misleading headline.... by Americano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, you made a few mistakes in your post... what you meant to say, here on slashdot, was:

      MICROSOFT BAD!

      PATENTS BAD!

      SNARKY ATTENTION GRABBING HEADLINES GOOD!

      I mean, seriously... how are we supposed to engage in shouting down the unpopular kids if you don't help out and raise your voice?

    2. Re:Misleading headline.... by mblase · · Score: 1

      Can we get an end to all these misleading "Microsoft patents smiley faces!" type of headlines?

      C'mon, you just need to get into the Slashdot spirit of these things....

    3. Re:Misleading headline.... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      what Microsoft has actually done is patented a specific method

      The "specific method" is not very specific, it covers just about any way of doing it. So MS has a big club to beat any small company who makes a widget that achieves the same result, because they have to spend tens of thousands of dollars to get a patent lawyer to defend themselves, even if it's "obvious" their work was original. Ultimately, it just scares anyone away from even trying.

    4. Re:Misleading headline.... by jorghis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Can you name any examples where Microsoft has bullied a small company for patent infringement on a trivial patent? I dont know of any. But you claim that MS routinely scares/bullies "anyone away from trying" using patents so I would assume that you must have some examples of this. Do you know of any? (not flaming, legitimately curious)

    5. Re:Misleading headline.... by inio · · Score: 1

      What microsoft has patented is:

      "A method in a computer system for conjugating verbs in a target language, the method comprising: receiving a verb in a base language; identifying verb forms in the target language using a translation of the received verb from the base language to the target language; and displaying the identified verb forms in the target language."

      What is specific (or more importantly, non-obvious) about that?

    6. Re:Misleading headline.... by sporkme · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't really care if it is Microsoft filing this kind of a patent. I still feel that it is baseless and that it already exists. The counter to my argument is that it IS fairly exciting software (in concept) and should be protected from theft. I feel that the software lies in a grey area between invention and copying. The code, not the concept, could be protected. IANAL.

      I agree that "patenting a method or system for performing X != patenting X", but does this really qualify? Both paper and computer dictionaries already contain references like "Inflected Form(s): saw /'so/; seen /'sEn/; seeing" http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/see and cross-references to related entries. Translation dictionaries include possible misinterpretation cross-references. Translation applications rely on databases of tense/verb/misinterpretation charts to accomplish the same thing. A user relies on these systems according to their own resources. The more I think about it, this feels like a search engine patenting all of the content it reveals.

      To illustrate, my mom may have a perfect method for scrambling eggs. She can say it is her method, but she cannot claim that she invented scrambled eggs, and she is not claiming that she invented the egg. The implementation of fork, bowl, egg, and milk are not new. She could not exclusively patent and sell Mom's Eggs as a new thing, just because she was the first to think of patenting it.

      With today's pantent office, however, I would not be surprised if she could. ::scrambles for phone::

    7. Re:Misleading headline.... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      I must admit I'm just speculating. As a chicken might who sees the farmer sharpening his axe. MS probably claims such patents are purely defensive. Nevertheless, they provide a deterrent to smaller players, and it would give leverage if they wanted to buy up some promising technology.

    8. Re:Misleading headline.... by bangenge · · Score: 1

      C'mon, you just need to get into the Slashdot spirit of these things....

      he [to be] new here...

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    9. Re:Misleading headline.... by jorghis · · Score: 2, Informative

      The abstract is general yes. But that is the abstract, the specifics are in the pages that follow. I think that this is where all the confusion on slashdot comes from. People read the abstract and assume that anything which is remotely similar to the abstract is what they are trying to patent. When in reality it really is just an abstract. You need to look at the entire application and realize that they are patenting a specific method of doing xyz, not just "a method for doing xyz" as is usually claimed in the abstract.

    10. Re:Misleading headline.... by sa1lnr · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Can we get an end to all these misleading "Microsoft patents smiley faces!" type of headlines?"

      You must be new around here. ;)

    11. Re:Misleading headline.... by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      the difference is like saying:
      "hey, I can do itnegration by hand. I can even do integrals using some very incredible estimation method. that means all the patents on computer software of doing integrals are invalid"

      or even more similar:
      "there are loads of textbooks taht compile answers to indefinite integrals. that means if mathematica does this on a computer, it is merely replicating what I could find in a book and therefore, non-patentable"

      I'm not saying its the most ground breaking technology ever, but similar things we live with without a complaint every day.

    12. Re:Misleading headline.... by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 5, Informative

      Of course Microsoft has bullied programmers from releasing their code because it contains patents that Microsoft claims it owns. Yes, against small time people who cant afford the tens or houndred of thousands of money to get the patent revoked.

      One highly publized example is VirtualDub which no longer support the .asf file format since Microsoft sent them a threat to stop VirtualDyb from using .asf files.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VirtualDub

      So yes Microsoft has no qualms about using their patents to stop open software being developed.

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    13. Re:Misleading headline.... by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "hey, I can do itnegration by hand. I can even do integrals using some very incredible estimation method. that means all the patents on computer software of doing integrals are invalid"
      Well, they are and/or should be. A method of doing integrals via computer software is still a mathematical method, and mathematics is not/should not be patentable (YMMV on patentability depending on your country of residence).

      At best, a method of doing integrals by software qualifies as a trade secret.

    14. Re:Misleading headline.... by inio · · Score: 1

      That's not the abstract, that's claim 1. The patent protects anything described in an independent claim(s) (in this case claim 1). The later claims only exist as backups in case claim 1 gets thrown out.

    15. Re:Misleading headline.... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "A method of doing integrals via computer software is still a mathematical method"

      A method of doing ANYTHING via computer software is still a mathematical method.

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    16. Re:Misleading headline.... by quux4 · · Score: 1
      C'mon, you just need to get into the Slashdot spirit of these things....



      That'd be the spirit of willingly tossing out all ability to think reasonably when it comes to anything a certain Redmond-based company does?

    17. Re:Misleading headline.... by Wolfbone · · Score: 1

      " It seems that slashdot routinely posts headlines claiming "Microsoft patents X!" Where X is something obviously nonpatentable. However,..."

      It seems that slashdot is becoming infested with fake patent experts and apologists. I see a fellow /.er has already quoted the crucial Claim 1 of the patent which you have subsequently misidentified as being part of the abstract. It is clear that you did not even read the patent yourself or if you did, you did not understand it.

    18. Re:Misleading headline.... by belmolis · · Score: 1

      It's true that the headline is misleading. The patent application is not for "conjugating verbs". That said, it is still very broad and something for which there is tons of prior art. I don't see any specific methods mentioned. Software for generating the entire paradigm for a verb is nothing new, as various posters, including myself, have already pointed out. The idea that the user doesn't need to produce a particular citation form but that the system will figure it out is also not new. I published a paper ("Making Athabaskan Dictionaries Usable," in Gary Holton (ed.) (2002) Proceedings of the Athabaskan Languages Conference --- 2002, Fairbanks: Alaska Native Language Center, University of Alaska. Working Papers #2. pp. 136-147.) a while back about how such a system can provide a usable dictionary for languages with extremely complex verbal systems, such as Navajo.

      Here's a description of an actual implementation of a system like this for Nahuatl. Unfortunately, the site at which you can actually try it out seems to be down, but it does, or at least did, exist.

    19. Re:Misleading headline.... by jquirke · · Score: 1

      Tomorrow: Microsoft patents walking..

    20. Re:Misleading headline.... by LtOcelot · · Score: 1

      That would be nice, but how about if we also get an end to all these misleading "misleading headline" comments and the moderators who mindlessly promote them? Read the fucking claims and you'll see that this is a textbook example of a ridiculously broad patent.

    21. Re:Misleading headline.... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Somebody already pointed out an example but even if they didn't people should be afraid. Gates, Ballmer, and Allchin have all said they intend to defend their intellectual property and patents. In other words the top brass at MS has promised to sue people who violate their patents.

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    22. Re:Misleading headline.... by russotto · · Score: 1
      Again: patenting a method or system for performing X != patenting X.

      Would be true if the patent really was patenting a particular method for performing X. But it isn't. "A method for performing X" is boilerplate; the patent then covers ALL methods which perform X and meet the other restrictions in the claims. For Microsoft's first claim, this means that _any_ computer program which, given a verb in one language, can display all the corresponding verb forms in the same language or some other language, is covered by the claim. Including one using the trivial table-lookup method.

      It's true that the patent application doesn't cover conjugating verbs. It does, however, really cover conjugating verbs _on a computer_.

    23. Re:Misleading headline.... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Tomorrow: Microsoft patents walking..

      No need to be alarmed. This will have little or no bearing on most slashdotters.

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    24. Re:Misleading headline.... by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Dear sir,

      Your use of the dynamic single-ocular orally curled emotional intent gestural device ";)"(tm)(c) is a direct violation of patents held by my client, Microsoft Corporation. Please cease and desist immediately. Steve Ballmer will be arriving shortly with a van full of chairs.

      Best regards,

      Evil Microsoft IP Lawyer.

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  13. Microsoft patents the English language by Ec|ipse · · Score: 1

    Then sues the world for infringing on it's newly acquired patent.

    What next? Speak Pig-Latin to avoid future infringements?

    1. Re:Microsoft patents the English language by JoGlo · · Score: 1

      In late breaking news, MicroSoft (R) applies for patent on Pig-Latin, Pig_English and Pig-Ignorance. Claims that the first 2 are based heavily on the third, at which MS have been masters for many years!

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    2. Re:Microsoft patents the English language by twilight13 · · Score: 1

      That's deliberate circumvention. They could get triple damages on that one!

  14. It's a method patent by Number_1_Bigg$ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They're not patenting the idea of Verb Conjugation, they're patenting the method they want to use to accomplish this with software. It's a method patent. Whether or not method patents are a good idea or not is another matter. But what they are doing isn't really all that unusual in the patent world. (IANAL)

    1. Re:It's a method patent by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes - but they are effectively patenting all methods of doing this. And that is the big problem. Amazon didn't patent one particular method of providing one-click shopping, they pretty much patented them all. As such, Microsoft will have a lock on anyone doing verb conjugation on a computer.

      Nowhere in this patent do they describe the method in anything but the broadest generality - they are not patenting a specific implementation (which is what covers programs under copyright law).

      As you imply - it's not unusual but it's still a bad idea to allow method patents like this.

    2. Re:It's a method patent by Number_1_Bigg$ · · Score: 1

      I personally agree that this is a bad idea, but the headline is overreacting a little bit.

      I don't think patents on methods of solving problems like this are a good idea because closed source software companies can hide their execution method to get around a patent like this (assuming there is no insider evidence) but open sourced programmers would get nailed because the exact method of the algorithm is available to anyone. It's just not a level playing field.

      Also having read the patent application more closely, many of the claims are huge and fuzzy. Patents like this might work if any part of it was found to be invalid, the entire patent would be rejected, instead of just the single claim. This might keep some of those lawers in check (At least in my little dream world it would work like that)

    3. Re:It's a method patent by Halo1 · · Score: 1

      I don't think patents on methods of solving problems like this are a good idea because closed source software companies can hide their execution method to get around a patent like this

      No, they can't, because the patent Microsoft applied for is so broad that it covers pretty much any way you could devise to do this. Which mean they could probably subpoena the source code since it is a reasonable assumption that it will infringe.

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  15. Which language? by klang · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would this patent only cover American English, or would it cover Spanish (verb conjugation galore) or Danish (no verb conjugation at all) as well?

    1. Re:Which language? by Don_dumb · · Score: 1
      Would this patent only cover American English, or would it cover Spanish (verb conjugation galore) or Danish (no verb conjugation at all) as well?
      Having RTFA it would seem to me that the patent application is (probably deliberately) language non-specific. But just so you know, Spanish is used in one of the examples.
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    2. Re:Which language? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Danish has verb conjugation! They do not vary with person and number, though.

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    3. Re:Which language? by klang · · Score: 1

      ..yes, and for my initial comment, I should be shot. (because I know both Spanish and Danish)

      Gramatically, Danish is simpler than Spanish, which I was aiming at.

    4. Re:Which language? by klang · · Score: 1

      I know, I know ..

      I see the next generation of Word having dropdown boxes for all verbs .. sort of like eclipse suggesting methods on the fly .. equally anoying.. ;-)

  16. The software patent system almost requires this by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you have been following recent history you will see that Microsoft have been sued for just about anything they do with software, and often they have lost for even things like including something like an interactive control on a web page.

    Given this, it only makes sense for them, or any company for that matter, to patent any ideas for present or future functionality that they might have.

    Software patents are here to throttle the rapid development of technology to the point that the powers that be can keep up with what's going on.

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    1. Re:The software patent system almost requires this by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
      Heir Of The Mess said:
      Given this, it only makes sense for them [Microsoft], or any company for that matter, to patent any ideas for present or future functionality that they might have.
      Sure. Likewise, if you are in a deep hole it only makes sense to keep digging. Not.

      Wouldn't it make more sense for Microsoft to work to change the current totally broken patent system?

      Oops. My mistake. That would be totally non-evil and thus violate Microsoft's mantra: "do evil".

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    2. Re:The software patent system almost requires this by PainBot · · Score: 1
      Software patents are here to throttle the rapid development of technology to the point that the powers that be can keep up with what's going on.
      Are you saying that's a good thing, or are you just stating facts ?
      Cos if a company resorts to applying for patents just so that other companies won't sue it, maybe we should forget about the whole thing...
    3. Re:The software patent system almost requires this by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 1

      Actually I was sort of going for the conspiracy angle where the government delibrately criples the pace of commercial technology so that they have time to create new laws that govern the use of new technology.

      Personally I think Software Patents are bad from the start, but have been manipulated by lawyers to be even worse. There is a kind of insurance like angle to taking out defensive patents, but then you just end up in court. Look at the mess that they lawyers have driven the medical insurance / medical indemnity / medical practitioner industry into, there is a lot of tidying up to be done in the legal system.

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    4. Re:The software patent system almost requires this by quux4 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it make more sense for Microsoft to work to change the current totally broken patent system?

      Yes. But until and unless there is actual change in the system, they have to play the game the way the rules are written.

    5. Re:The software patent system almost requires this by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I agree that this is true. And it bothers me that this has happened to Microsoft. I will submit that they brought it on themselves though. Everybody knows that they received absolutely no substansive punishment in the US for their conviction on violating the Sherman Antitrust Act. So, I suspect that judges in these cases are really inclined to throw the book at Microsoft. I don't think it's right that judges are not being impartial in this way. But I think it's what's happening.

      I do think that the complete lack of any kind of substansive punishment is a greater wrong.

      You're also right about having to play the software patent game. That's perhaps the most evil thing about software patents. The MAD mentality it encourages which profits nobody but the patent office and patent lawyers.

    6. Re:The software patent system almost requires this by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Given this, it only makes sense for them, or any company for that matter, to patent any ideas for present or future functionality that they might have.

      No, it makes sense for them to apply their massive weight and funding to working to stop software patents and the system that manufactures from nothing the whole submarine/stupid/etc patents used as weapons to take the work of other people.

      If successful, in the end they score massive brownie points with ohh say open source types, they defang all those little vultures, and we all benefit greatly from it. That makes sense. Stooping to the level of the scumbags is not the sensible action.

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  17. More prior art by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 4, Informative

    In the spanish speaking world, unlike in english, there is an official academy of the language which monitors its development throughout all the spanish-speaking countries and updates the official Dictionary of the Academy accordingly. In their website they have a tool that does exactly the same as this patent describes. Would that count as prior-art or the fact that its in a different language might count as sufficient difference even though the process is about the same (if not more complex given that there are a lot more perks to spanish conjugation)?

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    1. Re:More prior art by Etz+Haim · · Score: 1

      To add to the above, the Swedish Authority for School Development hosts an online multilingual dictionary that can also handle conjugation, as well as declension.

  18. Yeah... by webheaded · · Score: 1

    While most of you obviously didn't actually READ the article and just had lots of funny stuff to say, I still think this another example of stupid software patents. So what, you came up with a good idea, are you really helping by copyrighting and making everyone else reinvent the wheel?

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    1. Re:Yeah... by Chaffar · · Score: 2, Funny
      While most of you obviously didn't actually READ the article [...]
      You must be new here...
  19. Prior Art by n3tcat · · Score: 1

    Surely the works of Homer, or even Shakespeare are older than at least most of the employees at Microsoft.

    In any case, I suppose this will give Microsoft the ability to sue the hell out of SCO for writing any emails to IBM ever.

  20. Not that bad really by CODiNE · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least they didn't patent the letter E.

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    1. Re:Not that bad really by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Keyword being yet.

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      I think you man 'yt'. Oh crap...

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      That would be a trademrk.

  21. US by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're kidding right? Their policy is to automatically grant every patent application, and let the courts figure out validity later. Basically, in order to show that they've reduced their budget, they fired all their patent analysts and let them work as consultants to civil courts at one hundred times the overall cost, once you factor in all the legal costs associated with resolving patent disputes the hard way. In a reasonable enlightened nation, this would get the government officials responsible for this decision horsewhipped in a public square before being exiled. In America, the people responsible were instead paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for their efforts and will live some of the cushiest lives in the entire world, while the tax payer grapples the massive extra costs introduced by this monstrous decision (as well as paying for the officials' pensions, rather than for a few bullwhips and an exile-barge at a fraction the price). Nice, huh?

    1. Re:US by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Horsewhipping politicians and bureaucrats? Your ideas intrigue me; I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  22. Already exists by floki · · Score: 1
    Prior art shouldn't be hard to find (took me 2 minutes): Other languages might be equally easy to find on the web.
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    1. Re:Already exists by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1

      French: here or here.

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  23. First to File by abandonment · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is due to the recent patent system 'overhaul' that the big companies have been pushing through - it's not 'first to invent', but 'first to file' that they are trying to move the patent system towards.

    If this actually goes through (if it hasn't already), then all of the prior art in the world doesn't matter because the ruling goes to whoever files the patent first.

    Basically adding yet another layer of bullshit on a completely broken system. The funny part is how companies like MS try to claim that first to file will help clean up the backlog of bs patents clogging the system.

    1. Re:First to File by CarnivorousCoder · · Score: 1

      First to file? Really? I'm going to file a patent for "A System For Discussing Topics Via A Web Browser". I'll charge a mere $.01 US per post on the Internet.

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    2. Re:First to File by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure this change means what you think. AIUI, this rule only applies in cases where there is a dispute among 'inventors', when there are multiple patent submissions for the same 'idea'. In the USA, the past system has been to attempt to determine who 'invented' the device first, which is often difficult and has led to problems.

      The alternative scheme, which is used by many other countries, is to take the first submission.

      As far as I know, there is no change in the rules for actually granting patents.

    3. Re:First to File by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, there is a big change.

      I have made a couple of inventions, which I did NOT want patents for. I want the general public to benefit from them (besides, filing for a patent is too expensive for my meagre budget).

      Now Microsoft (or another evil big company) reads about my research, and files for a patent. The consequence is that they will get a patent for my work, which I did not allow them to get. And the main reason is that there is NO WAY to apply for NOT getting a patent. The only thing I can do is to publish my invention, and hope that it takes Microsoft more than one year to discover that publication. One year after first publication a patent cannot be applied for anymore, so that would make my invention safe.

      It happens quite often that I present research at conferences, and someone in the audience gets up and asks with a gleam in his eye, "Did you apply for a patent yet?" I know what that guy is thinking.

    4. Re:First to File by radtea · · Score: 1

      If this actually goes through (if it hasn't already), then all of the prior art in the world doesn't matter because the ruling goes to whoever files the patent first.

      There are two different issues here. Prior art is public, whereas invention is at least potentialy private.

      Prior art can be used to invalidate a patent under first-to-file. That is, if I file a patent on left-handed widgets, and you can show you have been making and selling them for years, my patent will be invalidated (after a few million dollars has gone to feed the lawyers.) But to make the claim of prior art you must have actually published or produced something that conflicts with one or more of my patent's claims.

      So it is incorrect to say that "all the prior art in the world doesn't matter" if a country has a first-to-file system, which virtually every country in the world except the U.S. does.

      Prior invention, on the other hand, may be something that someone thought up and wrote down (and had notarized) but did not ever publish or produce. Prior invention is the ultimate submarine legal weapon. It creates a situation where you may have invented something, patented it, built a business on it, and then had your patent stripped away because someone else can prove that they invented it first even though you had absolutely no way of knowing about it because they didn't publish it or produce it.

      In practical terms, patents are rarely overturned on this basis--the most famous case is that of the laser, and it is the only one I know of.

      However, first-to-file reduces this uncertainty, and encourages early filing and reduced reliance on trade secrets, so it promotes the publication (by patenting) of new ideas, which is supposed to be the point of this monopoly priviledge that the government grants on them.

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  24. Conjugate? by wickedsteve · · Score: 5, Funny

    Conjugate? I haven't even kissed a girl.

    1. Re:Conjugate? by loxosceles · · Score: 1

      You'd better hurry, before Microsoft patents that, too.

    2. Re:Conjugate? by anothy · · Score: 1

      right now, you've got a 20% Informative mod.

      only on slashdot.

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  25. Hmm by AndresCP · · Score: 1

    D03s t3h 1337 c0unt as a t4rget l4nguage? C4n 1 st111 c0njug4te th1s w4y?

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  26. Not so misleading headline.... by Talennor · · Score: 3, Insightful
    However, in almost every instance what Microsoft has actually done is patented a specific method or system of performing X.

    That specific method here is "on a computer." This is exactly the type of patent that slashdot people get up in arms about. The patent application requests that they be the only ones allowed to conjugate verbs on a computer.

    Though, I for one [to welcome] our new language [to own] overlords. (btw, way to go article submitter. you've made something dull into something interesting.)
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    1. Re:Not so misleading headline.... by jorghis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it is far more specific than that. You cant just read the few sentences in the abstract and assume that they are trying to patent everything which even remotely fits that description. If that were the case there would be no point in writing more than a few sentences in a patent application. They are much more specific about the system they are trying to patent here.

  27. Surely... by Threni · · Score: 1

    That IsNot possible...

  28. If we're thrown in prison for conjugating verbs... by sourcery · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will we still be allowed conjugal visits?

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  29. Verbix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to Archive.org, Verbix has been around since at least March of 2000.

    1. Re:Verbix by sporkme · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Verbix supports a total of, and I quote, "Total: 389 languages."

      Windows XP supports 92 languages (had to count) http://support.microsoft.com/kb/292246/. Do we really want a company like Microsoft patenting this so-called method?

  30. A new way of thinking of patents by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Interesting

    by religning their administration to the original stated goals. We have to reevaluate what we have patents for. When the founding fathers put them in the constitution, it was to promote progress and the sciences. They stated this themselves.

    Yet, during WW2, the government invalidated many radio patents to spur progress (and help the war effort) and radio considerably advanced in that period. Also, computer science advanced very nicely in the US until software patents showed up.

    It seems that, if anything, patents hinder progress in many cases. It seems to me that patents help in situations where there is no market yet or is very research heavy (drug industry) and help funnel research in such an area, but once a competitive market is established, it only hinders progress in many instances.

    So a blanket ban on patents seem unfeasible but perhaps there should be a ban of patent by industry. Industries with rapid progress should have no patents because the promotion of science and advancement is obviously not needed.

    OTOH, where there is very little market or industry itself has a high upfront/continuing costs - an extra incentive is needed (protection at the marketplace) and thus patents are necessary.

    In other words, patents will be considered almost like tax incentives.

    The problem with patents today, in lieu of manufacturing going overseas, is that the US is trying to pad its economy with IP, so the government as a whole has no incentive to be sparing of patents. This path is problematic and will impoverish us all over time. We really need to overhaul the patent system.

    I would be particularly interested in hearing the opinions of historians who have studied scientific revolutions/industrial revolutions/economic upheavals of the past and what their opinions about the environment/variables that time has shown truly promote advancement/progress.

    1. Re:A new way of thinking of patents by oggiejnr · · Score: 1
      One other way is that rather than banning software patents have them patentable for a shorter amount of time and actively enforce the non-obvious rules. In the drug industry, for example, the capital costs of research are much larger than in software and it can also take upto half the patentable life time for a drug to be certified safe for use. In circumstances like this it is argualbe that the current 20 year patent system is appropriate as it promotes research by private companies which can use the patent period to recoup research costs and turn the profit. Whether the profit they manage to turn is unethical is another discussion. In the software industry where, as has been stated has a much higher rate of progress, you could allow patents for say 3-5 years which would protect ideas in teh short term but not overly stifle progress due to the short expiry time. As long as the non-obvious and innovative rules were enforced this may make a compromise between the two opposing viewpoints.

      One such example for this may well be the new Ribbon UI in MS Office 2007 which is, as far as I am aware, a new concept in user interfaces in getting rid of menus and simplifying everything down. While a 20 year patent on such an idea is complete overkill, a 3 year patent would permit MS to use it exclusively or licence it for a short amount of time but prevent this continuing for an entirnity (in the computer world at least).

      How to turn this idea into a workable system is left as an excersise for overpaid lawyers.

    2. Re:A new way of thinking of patents by rolfwind · · Score: 1
      One other way is that rather than banning software patents have them patentable for a shorter amount of time and actively enforce the non-obvious rules.


      When I hear that methods for swinging on a swing get patented, I think one major problem to preventing the nonobvious is all the bullshit and jargon speak that's there to confuse the clerks. If the confusing jargon were to be actively punished in the patent system (no fines, just take the lawyer/his client in the back and paddle them, ala Singapore) a lot of taxpayer expense would be spared.

      http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2178

      How to turn this idea into a workable system is left as an excersise for overpaid lawyers.


      I think this is what got us into all this mess in the first place.....

      One of the problems of this country is that Congressmen and Senators is inhabited 90% by lawyers. Lawyers almost always fix the system so their kind profit the most.

      Imagine if 90% of congress were butchers, doctors, etcetera.
    3. Re:A new way of thinking of patents by oggiejnr · · Score: 1

      In some mechanical patents the confusing jargon can be necessary to protect the invention - a patent that could be voided because someone replaced those so carefully labelled springs in your patent with elastic bands would be pretty much worthless - however most of the time I agree that it is used as nothing more than a device to patent the otherwise unpatentable. This could be done through the punishing of rejected applications which could be held to try and confuse their way into the register but you would still need an organisation capable of checking patent applications in far more detail than is done now. This may involve throwing money at the problem but maybe other ways could be put forward.

      With regards to the laywers - I agree that lawyers are mostly to blame for this mess and it would be beneficial for professions other than lawyers and the ultra-rich end of the business spectrum to control the legislature but unfortunately I can't see this happening in the near future - one has the bullshitting skills and the other has the money.

  31. Ultima? by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

    To find it most unsettling to have to talk like a gargoyle in the future!

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  32. Le Conjugueur by stivi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What about this http://www.leconjugueur.com/?

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    1. Re:Le Conjugueur by klang · · Score: 1
  33. Utter BS by pookemon · · Score: 1

    All in favour of the /. editor(s)/Admin pulling or correcting this bullshit "News" to reduce the amount of "prior art" crap coming from /.ers who don't RTFA say "aye".

    I'm going patent the act of not RTFA'ing - I'll make a fortune...

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  34. Yoda + Baseball by 70Bang · · Score: 2, Funny


    I suppose it'll make it easier to automate how Yoda talks.

    I'm still waiting for them to surpass patenting "How to Tell When a Baseball Game is Exciting." or patenting their apple.

    _________________________________________

    It's going to take some work, although one never knows when opportunity will strike:

    A local anchor once said, "...killed him to death..."

    She left the city and returned (to a different station) and I was waiting for another one as she's also the "Health & Technology" reporter.

    This time, however, it was the "alternative" anchor team (it's a mess) and the story was about acupuncture and overcoming issues in getting pregnant.

    The anchor turned to her and said, "I guess it just takes a little prick, eh?". Deadpan.

    If I'd have that taped, it would have been on YouTube about five minutes later, but alas...all I could do was change my boxers.

  35. Re:[to be] [to apply] by Don_dumb · · Score: 1
    Isn't "is applying" actually the conjugation of "to apply?" There would only be one conjugation there, therefore only one verb infinitive "[to apply]" should appear.
    Wow! a chance for grammernazism to be on topic.
    I believe that "is applying" is a compound verb of the present third person of to be (the "[he] is") & the present progressive of to apply (the "applying"). So I would say that the submitter got it right.

    Now to whom do I have to write the cheque for this unauthorised use of verb conjugation?
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  36. clippy ? it's like weed .... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    ... targetted to clippy after U cut off his participle

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  37. Prior art? by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
    pookeman said:
    to reduce the amount of "prior art" crap coming from /.ers ... say "aye".

    I'm going patent the act of not RTFA'ing - I'll make a fortune...
    Unfortunately for you, I wouldn't be surprised if there was already an abundance of prior art for this novel idea of yours.

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  38. I get it by brycer22 · · Score: 1

    I get the joke, they're verbs!!

  39. Chinese verbs are unaffected by xming · · Score: 1

    Good to know that we (Chinsees) don't have that in our language.

  40. Obligatory All-Your-Base Quote by martinmarv · · Score: 1

    All your verbs are belong to Microsoft...

  41. Slashdot's still Ok by bytesex · · Score: 1

    It don't matters for slashdot; nobody here cans doing it anyway.

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  42. Improving Slashdot by bblboy54 · · Score: 1

    This is great news! When this is in full force, grammar nazis will be worthless. Anyone who uses english incorrectly will blue screen before clicking submit.

  43. Verbix? by __aanekd3853 · · Score: 1

    I am not a patent expert, but Verbix seems to be a good prior art candidate. So is this, and a score of other results of a simple search for "verb conjugation". I hope the application is thrown out.

  44. Re:More prior art - I think not by phatvw · · Score: 1
    I searched for the tool you described but came up blank. Can you please provide a link? Does this tool actually map a particular verb form to a phrase?

    I think some of you folks are missing a key claim in this patent:
    • 17. A computer-readable medium containing instructions for controlling a computer system to provide verb forms, by a method comprising: receiving a phrase; locating a verb that matches the received phrase; and displaying verb forms of the located verb.


    Read it again. What I take this to mean is that I can type in a phrase like
    • "Have a sandwich"

    and out comes associated verb forms such as
    • "eat"
    • "eating"
    • etc...


    That is a powerful building block for a natural language processor and I don't think it is covered by prior art. For some reason the diagrams are not loading for me and I don't know if the background material provides enough detail to reproduce the algorithm that the researchers intended. I'm not an expert in the field so perhaps there is enough. Generally Microsoft likes to put its best foot forward in a patent application and not hide the best implementation. Any NLP researchers care to comment?
  45. Software that does that already exists by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    I suppose I should Google, but I have software somewhere that conjugates Japanese verbs...

    Do you suppose that they're going to claim that they can have a separate patent for each language?

  46. Mae'n bodoli eisoes by wyr_taliesin · · Score: 1

    Prior art: the Cysgliad suite of programs (developed by Canolfan Bedwyr at the University of Wales Bangor http://www.bangor.ac.uk/ar/cb/cysgliad.php.en) do just this for Welsh and have done for some years: type in the infinitive and it declines the verb, type in a short form and it displays the infinitive with the option to decline.

  47. Re:More prior art - I think not by phatvw · · Score: 1

    On second thought, "Have a sandwich" would map to "Have", "Having", etc. Perhaps its not taking into account the other words at all? Argh, the legalese is so tedious and difficult to follow for folks with ADHD.

  48. Re:Erm... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    Here: I, for one, [to welcome] our new verb-[to conjugate] overlords.

  49. Prior art 50 years ago by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    I learnt how to conjugate my ( Latin and English ) verbs about 52 years ago.
    It looks as if M/S must have realised that the current generations of modern teachers are no longer able to teach much about grammar. Thus they have discovered yet another niche to fill, I didn't think there were any left, well good for them. That's ok but to be able patent it? Well, perhaps the next patent will be for the recognition of the glyphs and the deciphering thereof. a.k.a Optical Character Recognition and language analysis. That my dear friends means that reading text has just become a licenced activity. Kids, Get out Dad's check-book, and roll up for your Reading Licences, only $25 a pop, renewable every 10 years, no unlicensed reading allowed. Six rotan strokes, and a $1,000 fine for literacy pirates. You know, it might just eliminate illiteracy.

    1. Re:Prior art 50 years ago by value_added · · Score: 1

      I learnt how to conjugate my ( Latin and English ) verbs about 52 years ago.
      It looks as if M/S must have realised that the current generations of modern teachers are no longer able to teach much about grammar. Thus they have discovered yet another niche to fill, I didn't think there were any left, well good for them.


      It occurred to me as I was reading all the responses that you may indeed be right. It's not that this or similar methods/tools cater to the lowest common denominator; they cater to what is quite likely the norm. Who else but Microsoft to step in and fill the void? Proof reading one's own words is now synonymous will spell-checking, isn't it?

      It's been said that in politics, people deserve the government they get. Maybe this is no different.

  50. Read Artstechnica by donaldm · · Score: 1

    Artstechnica has a review (1 Sep 2006) on this. http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060901-7646 .html

    Don't really blame Microsoft (shock, horror - did I say that!) for what IMHO is stupidity, blame the Patent system.

    Caution reading the patent will only give you a headache.

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  51. Prior Art by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    There exists prior art in the form of almost any "teach yourself French" book. Somewhere towards the back, you will find a table of verbs, conjugated in several tenses. In French, the commonly-used ones are: present (I give), imperfect (I used to give / I gave), future (I shall give), conditional (I should give) and subjunctive (for me to give); plus the past (given) and present (giving) participles. Sometimes there will be an indication of whether the imperative (do that!) is taken from the present or the subjunctive, but the latter is rare enough that you're more likely to meet them all when the verbs are introduced. The future, conditional and imperfect all have regular endings, the "gotcha" being the stems. Some verbs are simply given a reference to another which conjugates identically.

    Now, how improbable is it that some student with an interest in foreign languages, in some programming class somewhere when the topic got around to things like regular expressions and associative arrays, wrote for an assignment a little program that stored endings in a big associative array, indexed by infinitive, tense and person; and then used a regular expression match on an input verb to deliver a conjugation?

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  52. Link to the actual implementation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
  53. Mod parent up (list prior art) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Verbix is a verb conjugator software exactly as described in the patent so its clear prior art, even if the patent office no longer pays attention to the 'non-obvious' requirement for patents, they can't ignore the 'new and novel'.

    1. Re:Mod parent up (list prior art) by TheBogBrushZone · · Score: 1

      I just gave the online version of Verbix a go. It seems to be lacking ONE feature described in the patent application - the ability to enter any verb form. I haven't tried the pro Verbix version but the free one requires you to enter the infinitive. It produces some odd results if you enter, say, a verb in the past tense (I smokeded, he is smokeding).

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  54. Major typo by tygerstripes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone else notice (or care) that the USPTO seems to have spelled Address as "Adress". Spelling-nazis are ten-a-penny, so you would expect the USPTO, of all organisations, to have one or two in their ranks!

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    1. Re:Major typo by jsse · · Score: 1

      That's for real! Incorrect spelling is found in "Assignee Name and Adress:".

      Quick! Before they could correct their mistakes, let's make a class-action sue to invalidate all patents for their failure in making correct claims!

      OK, OK, put down that electric stick. I'll go back to the corner I belong to and continue talking to my own shadow.

    2. Re:Major typo by thorkyl · · Score: 1

      Microsft has the patent on "Address", everyone knows that.

      So the USPTO cant use it

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  55. This subject no verb by cyrek · · Score: 1

    And no verb here either.

    No problem.

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  56. Pretty accurate headline by Halo1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, it is far more specific than that.

    No, it isn't.

    You cant just read the few sentences in the abstract and assume that they are trying to patent everything which even remotely fits that description

    That's correct. In fact, you can just disregard the entire abstract, because what defines the scope of the patent are the claims. Each independent claim (a claim which does not refer to another claim) is an independent patent monopoly. Claim 1 is usually the broadest, so let's have a look at it:

    A method in a computer system for conjugating verbs in a target language, the method comprising: receiving a verb in a base language; identifying verb forms in the target language using a translation of the received verb from the base language to the target language; and displaying the identified verb forms in the target language.

    So the "method" they want to patent consists of asking a computer to translate the verb. That's it. The other claims simply add other words or different forms of the verb as input when translating, and allow for a user to select a different verb.

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  57. (French) prior art by lazy_arabica · · Score: 1
  58. World Domination by Katnap_Devikat · · Score: 1

    First the english language, then the world. This is just the first in many programs designed to make us pay for anything we do! Next is the: Microsoft ABC Word Replacer. Replaces random letters with ones you type to make words that micorsoft has patented.

  59. Can I have a patent by louisadkins · · Score: 1

    I want to patent.. the Alphabet! I'll settle for the american english alphabet, A-Z. What do you think? [ END Sarcasm ]

  60. How do you challenge US patent applications? by bringert · · Score: 1

    We all understand that this is hardly novel, but what is the proper process for telling the USPTO that?

  61. Foxtrot, one up on Microsoft by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 1

    There was a brilliant foxtrot cartoon about a year or so back that went something like this:

    (picture Jason sitting in his room, in front of his computer and with an evil twinkle in his eye...)

    Andy: "What are you doing?"
    Jason: "Composing digital music."

    Jason: "This first song I call "Zero." This second one I call "One." Naturally, I'll hold the copyrights to both."

    Jason: "Now anytime the record industry releases a CD, It'll constitute several billion instances of music piracy and I can sue them for trillions!"

    Andy: "Remind me to keep you out of law school."
    Jason: "Ah, to live in America." (rubbing hands, evil grin even bigger)

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  62. this post is toast by AnXa · · Score: 1

    It's funny post, slow [news] day huh?

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  63. Re:Romeo and Juliet by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
    To be or not to be that is the question.

    I hate to break it on you, but that line is from Hamlet

  64. Shakespear by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

    And Shakespear suffers only a minor setback. The only apparent side effect being that several of his tragedies are reclassified as comedies by the literati: "To be or not to be, that [to be] the question."

  65. Blame the Patent Office by pcause · · Score: 1

    The real issue here is that the US Patent Office grants stupid patents for obvious and trivial things. Given the broken system, companies have to file for stupid patents to protect themselves, because someone else will file the same stupid patent and then the patent trolls will sue and demand blackmail.

    As long as the system, both the filing/review/grant system and the litigation part, companies have to file to patent things they use in their systems, even stupid things.

    1. Re:Blame the Patent Office by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who works in the Patent Office. Here is what he had to say to me about this exact thing:

      "I am stuck working with a bunch of anal-retentive, vicious, back-stabbing Republican assholes. Most of them get appointed to work here by some friend who got elected to office, and they are biased towards corporate interests, especially the corporate interests who their 'friends' work with. I hate my job. We are overworked, short-staffed, and we have to try and review every poorly-written, legalese-filled, doublespeak piece of crap submitted to us. And that all happens on a GOOD day."

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  66. Don't be an idiot by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    Don't be an idiot, this is a software patent, you can still conjugate your verbs without any problems.

    PS: For the less intelligent, this post doesn't mean that I agree with software patents.

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  67. Needless bashing. by Runefox · · Score: 1

    If you even read the first portion of the patent, you'd find that it says the following:

    1. A method in a computer system for conjugating verbs in a target language, the method comprising: receiving a verb in a base language; identifying verb forms in the target language using a translation of the received verb from the base language to the target language; and displaying the identified verb forms in the target language.

    It's pretty specific, and there are many other portions of it that make it even more so. I like bashing MS as much as anybody, but I only do so when it's warranted. This is perfectly fine, and it looks like MS is looking to create a translation program that properly conjugates verbs rather than displaying a direct translation (a Good Thing for a translator).

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  68. Enough whining by oob · · Score: 1

    I too, am tired of these Microsoft patents X headlines.

    I'm also tired of the pointless indignation that such articles cause.

    It's time to actually do something about it. These bastards know they can get away with their malevolence because the rest of us, calm as Hindu cows, let them.

    It's time to burn these fuckers out. Literally, burn these fuckers out.

  69. Big Whoop? So What? by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

    You say "Big Whoop", but so what? Most patents would illicit derisive "Big Whoop" responses from people. That doesn't mean that they aren't unique ideas. You dismiss this particular idea because it uses a series of table lookups, "ad nauseum". But if it hasn't been done before, or even "officially" thought of before (by "official" I mean nobody has thought of it seriously enought to apply for a patent), then it's patentable. Doesn't matter whether it's a revolutionary idea or not.

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  70. It's trying to patent conjugation SOFTWARE by MoNickels · · Score: 1

    Dear poster, RFPA (read the fricking patent application). Microsoft is not patenting conjugation, but a type of conjugation software.

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  71. Irrelevant by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It doesn't matter whether other systems have had on-the-fly verb conjugation. It only matters if they used the same implementation as described in this patent. If the MS implementation is new, then it's arguably patentable. Most here seem to intentionally misunderstand that.

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    1. Re:Irrelevant by tepples · · Score: 1
      It doesn't matter whether other systems have had on-the-fly verb conjugation. It only matters if they used the same implementation as described in this patent.

      The claims of a patent are the only part that has legal force. There already exist computer programs that implement the method described by the claims.

    2. Re:Irrelevant by deblau · · Score: 1
      You can't get a patent on anything that was known in the US before you 'invented' it. 35 U.S.C. 102(a). Claim 1 of the MSFT patent application reads:

      A method in a computer system for conjugating verbs in a target language, the method comprising: receiving a verb in a base language; identifying verb forms in the target language using a translation of the received verb from the base language to the target language; and displaying the identified verb forms in the target language.
      This claim reads literally on the method for looking up verbs in NJStar Japanese Word Processor 5.01. The program "receiv[es] a verb" in English in the input window; "identif[ies] verb forms" in Japanese using EDICT; and "display[s] the identified verb forms" in Japanese. See here for pretty pictures. That method was definitely invented (and probably documented -- I don't have the manual for that version) before the word processor went on sale in November 2004. MSFT 'invented' the method on their filing date, Feb. 25, 2005, until and unless they prove otherwise. The examiner should reject the application.

      MSFT probably did invent something worth patenting. The problem here is that their claims are too broad, or in the alternative, too vague.

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  72. Euroglot! by Nyh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, if I read the application correctly it can do some of the functionality found in: http://www.euroglot.nl/en/index.html:

    Euroglot gives the user: all conjugations and declensions
    Conjugations and declensions: * EuroglotOnline also recognizes declined words!


    Hmmm, it seems Euroglot has been violating this patent application at least since 1999.

    Nyh

  73. Re:Erm... by indifferent+children · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Union, verbs [to conjugate] you!

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  74. Re:Big Whoop? So What? by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Take you pick of any relational data base. I mean no one seriously expects a patent for each and every different data type you can cross reference in a data base. You thought you had value in your relational data base patent, hah, I've patented actually using your data base to store information about every, noun, in any language, past, present, or future (no one ever thought to specifcally patenting the storage of nouns in a data base - I wonder why).

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  75. Time travelling tense formations by plaisted · · Score: 1
  76. it's been done, it's being done, We have been done by gedclarke · · Score: 1

    http://www.beiks.com/pocketpc/category.asp?CatID=1 9/
    From the site
    "It is important to know that most language plug-ins use rules and exceptions specific to the language to perform the conjugation. Because of that, they do not have clear way of identifying made-up verbs and will made up conjugations for them. Irregular verbs are usually taken into account. Write us if you find an omission!"

  77. language isn't just words by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    theres a mistaken belief that languages are essentially the same but with different words.
    any use of babel fish soon should clear up that misconception. language isnt just words and grammar its a different way of thinking. concepts are not identical between languages. Often the scope of use of a word is vastly different between languages even when you think the two words match.

    It is really weird to switch languages properly, basic 'holiday' translation is swop this word for that and then you can come up with a phrase in another language... generally gramatically incorrect and not meaning quite what you meant to say but usually close enough so a native speaker of that language will be able to guess what you meant.

    I don't know how true this is for other people but as someone who attempts to speak two languages its kind of like having two minds. My English mind has to take a backseat while my Polish mind is conversing basically its like my polish brain takes the driving seat while my english brain takes a rest. My English thought processes slip away and my Polish thought processes take over. Maybe actors feel the same way I don't know. Interestingly enough what is really difficult is translation understanding in one language doesn't necessitate the ability to translate that understanding into a different language.

    what i am trying to say that using a particular language utilises a similar but different thought process concepts are not necessarily identical. perhaps its a sense of identity.

    I am really struggling to explain as I am not fully bilingual, ( my english mind likes to be in control).

    my point is that good quality translation is very difficult to achieve and microsofts proposed patent puts a barrier in front of true innovation. Microsoft is highly unlikely to develop excellent linguistic software for more than a few languages. This is a task for highly skilled localised development but will this development take place when faced with Microsofts patent in place?

    The only plus of this patent is that its effect will be limited to area's which recognise software patents. I wonder if there is going to be a growing software divide as european and asian developers are left free to inovate without threat of law suit and american developers are unable to produce equivilent or better software due to the shackles of software patents.

      It surely is an amazing thing where american developers give a 20 year head start to the rest of the world in the software industry.

  78. Bad Patent by wrook · · Score: 1

    This is one of the worst patent applications I've seen. Even though I know that the USPTO is very lax in awarding patents, Iwould still be very surprised to see this go through. In their background section they pretty much admit that almost everything they're claiming has been done before. The only things that they seem to be claiming as novel is the idea of passing the word through a spell checker before you search for it, deconjugating the verb before you search for it, and searching the word based on it's context in a sentence.

    I admit I haven't seen software that does the spell check, but that's pretty duh... As for deconjugation (or deinflection), WWWJDIC has done that for ages. Searching for a word based on it's context in a sentence has also been done by many electronic/online dictionaries including http://www.alc.co.jp/

    However, I kept reading the patent thinking that maybe they had a novel way of achieving these goals. But they don't even mention their techniques at all! My take on it is that they think each part is obvious to implement and that the conglomeration of techniques should be patentable.

    I certainly hope taking 5 obvious (and already implemented) techniques and gluing them together *isn't* patentable. Because that's completely ridiculous any way you look at it (no matter what you think of software patents in general).

  79. Re:Verbix - Mod parent up by kopo · · Score: 1

    Verbix has been around for years (I've used it myself). What happened to prior art?

  80. well by gergoge · · Score: 1

    this [to make] me lol microsoft [to be] teh carazy [to program] companies.

  81. Re:If we're thrown in prison for conjugating verbs by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    Will we still be allowed conjugal visits?

    Yes, but you have to provide your own MOTAS. If most Slashdotters were capable of having non-prison "conjugal visits" in the first place, they wouldn't have time to get in trouble. Well, they could hypothetically get into a different kind of "trouble", God help us all.

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  82. I Have Prior Art by smack.addict · · Score: 1

    I wrote a system that does what the Microsoft patent is claiming in the Nightmare Mudlib over 10 years ago. I also ported some of it with additional features over to Java and released it for a time in the Meme distribution.

    How to I bring this to light?

  83. My 2nd grade English teacher... by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1

    Is sueing for prior art, so no worries.

    1. Re:My 2nd grade English teacher... by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1

      ...because we had a list of conjunctions too...

  84. First to file affects only patent vs. patent. by tepples · · Score: 1
    I have made a couple of inventions, which I did NOT want patents for. I want the general public to benefit from them (besides, filing for a patent is too expensive for my meagre budget). Now Microsoft (or another evil big company) reads about my research, and files for a patent. The consequence is that they will get a patent for my work

    No they won't, at least if patent examiners do their job of considering prior art. The change from first to invent to first to file affects only patent vs. patent situations, not patent vs. published prior art.

    1. Re:First to file affects only patent vs. patent. by tepples · · Score: 1
      So if this guy doesn't attempt to patent his invention and Microsoft tries, it gets thrown out for prior art (assuming -- and this is a "Big Assumption" -- that the patent office does due diligence).

      Under circumstances that are easy to meet, prior public use by one party is prior art that may defeat the novelty of another party's patent application.

      If he and Microsoft both apply for a patent, but he doesn't immediately file first and Microsoft applies before he does, then Microsoft wins because they applied first even though he invented first?

      This is correct under the first to file system used throughout the developed world (except until recently the United States). Filing date is a lot easier to prove in court than date of invention.

  85. I've done this (not the patent, of course) by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

    When I was 13 years old, I wrote a BASIC program in a MSX to conjugate verbs in portuguese (which is much more complicated than in english). If I had patented that, I could be rich today!!!

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  86. you == pwned by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

    Further... you're a damn tool. Please stop helping "the man" destroy the industry for us lowly software developers. Thanks in advance.

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  87. A note on software patents by Yumi+Saotome · · Score: 2, Informative

    The USPTO is obligated to publish patent applications 18 months after filing. Given their backlog of software patents, they usually don't address the merits of one until after 33 months or so after filing. That is why you might see some strange looking applications.

  88. Computer linguistics by rca66 · · Score: 1

    The basis of any machine translation is: finding the base form of a word (verb or what else), translate it and then bring it to the according form in the target language. This is basic stuff and anybody in the field of computer linguistics knows about it. You can read about it in any decent textbook covering this topic (and there you will also exactly find "how" to do it - which is not described in this patent). This has been around for decades. Building not a specific form but all is a no brainer once you have done the tool to create specific forms (actually my company for instance has exactly such a tool for internal purposes). Putting some kind of spell checking into the game is something I also would call "obvious".

  89. That's because... by Garwulf · · Score: 1

    ...I beat them to it.

    By the way, the entire English-speaking world now owes me a LOT of money...

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  90. absolute bullshit by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

    That is absolute bullshit, and you know it. You are intentionally (mis)assuming that the USPTO still works as it did in the past, which is entirely false; patents, especially software ones, have become extremely broad and often prevent alternate implementations today.

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  91. Yes! by zerosix · · Score: 1

    I'm finally one step ahead of the giant and have already submited my patent for the conjugation of nouns! Haha Bastage!

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  92. Future headline: USPTO infringes upon patent by gottabeme · · Score: 1

    Really, how long before the USPTO grants a patent to someone that causes the USPTO itself to infringe upon a patent? Or are they (most likely) already infringing upon some? What are the odds that their massive IT system and web site system infringes upon some patent? (Note that I'm not saying worthy patents, just patents that the USPTO granted.) How long until some company sues the USPTO for licensing fees? (Or is that even possible...)

    (I really don't know what I'm talking about here, but it makes you wonder. It sure would be ironic.)

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  93. Link to verb conjugator by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    I'm reading the patent application. It sounds a lot like the Spanish Verb Conjugation engine.

    This is a classic case of a software patent: it describes a system that does something that isn't especially novel. It's a database lookup with a spelling checker and a few other tools. It's a neat idea. It's great. It shouldn't be patentable.

  94. OT: Re:I've done this (not the patent, of course) by sh4na · · Score: 1

    MSX? Portuguese?!? Wow, that's the first time I've seen those 2 words in a sentence written by someone else! So I'm not the only one to have had an MSX in portugal. Wootness! :p

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  95. Re:OT: Re:I've done this (not the patent, of cours by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

    So I'm not the only one to have had an MSX in portugal.

    Maybe you are. I'm from Brazil! (Sorry)

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  96. Re:here's some conjugation from the filing! by sh4na · · Score: 1
    - what kind of tard writes like this?
    Someone skilled in the art? I wonder what that art* is... MS must be damned proud of this guy!





    *art of filling a form with meaningless legalese crappola?
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  97. My Patent was accepted by thorkyl · · Score: 1

    I now hold the patent on the internet
    You all owe me $0.01 for each bit on your hard drive

    Send funds to:

    Thorkyl, USA

    (dont worry the post office knows where to find me, after all they run my internet)

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  98. WTF? by sergiol · · Score: 1

    i think http://www.priberam.pt/dlpo should sue Microsoft because site of Priberam already does portuguese verbs conjugation since many years ago.

  99. Will Microsoft offer this patent to be reviewed? by dthomas731 · · Score: 1

    Considering Microsoft supports the patent community review project. I wonder if Microsoft will allow this patent to be reviewed. However, most Slashdot users don't like the community review system . I would think they (USPTO) would get a flood of prior art examples.

  100. Future postings... by HotmanParisHiltonKam · · Score: 1

    "Future postings [to look] like this."

    I [to fuck] [to hope] not...

  101. French Verb Rules DB Documents Prior Art by BSalita · · Score: 1

    As the project leader for the open source French Verb Conjugation Rules Database project at SourceForge, I hope Microsoft considers the prior art contained within it. The database contains RegEx expressions for conjugating and infinitizing French verbs. The database is in Microsoft Access because it easily handles Unicode. Algorithms were written in .Net. http://sourceforge.net/forum/forum.php?forum_id=49 0001 The world needs more open source versions of similar databases and linguistic algorithms. Language processing databases and software are ideal global open source projects. I would greatly value an open source project that documents syntax forms and algorithms for the world's languages. I have not found such a project.

  102. Prior art: brazilian-conjugate by rsilva · · Score: 1

    Debian / Ubuntu has had a program to conjugate verbs from the infinitive form for ages:

    [pjssilva@catirina:~]$ apt-cache show brazilian-conjugate
    Package: brazilian-conjugate
    Priority: extra
    Section: universe/text
    Installed-Size: 224
    Maintainer: Rafael Laboissiere
    Architecture: all
    Source: br.ispell
    Version: 2.4.really.3.0.beta4-9.1
    Suggests: ibrazilian
    Filename: pool/universe/b/br.ispell/brazilian-conjugate_2.4. really.3.0.beta4-9.1_all.deb
    Size: 64292
    MD5sum: 64f1590f3d7122030d0f742316acb666
    Description: Brazilian Portuguese verb conjugator
      This package contains a interactive program (conjugue) capable of
      conjugating portuguese verbs, as spoken in Brazil. The upstream version
      is numbered 1.0, but as it is distributed together with the Ispell
      dictionary for Brazilian Portuguese, it has the same version number as the
      ibrazilian package for Debian.
      .
      Homepage: http://www.ime.usp.br/~ueda/br.ispell/
    Bugs: mailto:ubuntu-users@lists.ubuntu.com
    Origin: Ubuntu

    Here is the example of conjugue in action:

    [pjssilva@catirina:~]$ conjugue
    Conjugue -- conjugador de verbos para a língua portuguesa
    versão 1.1 (outubro de 99) por Ricardo Ueda Karpischek
    envie correções, críticas ou sugestões para ueda@ime.usp.br.

    Use por sua própria conta e risco.

    Tanto o programa quanto o banco de verbos que o acompanha
    são distribuídos sob os termos da licença GNU GPL. Isso
    significa que podem ser livremente copiados e que trabalhos
    derivados devem também ser disponibilizados através dessa
    mesma licença.

    "?" exibe um pequeno guia de utilização.
    "n" exibe algumas notas importantes.

    aguarde o término da leitura do banco...
    lidos 83 paradigmas
    lidos 3991 verbos
    : amar
    # paradigma: cantar (regular)
    IS:amasse:amasses:amasse:amássemos:amásseis:amasse m
    FI:amarei:amarás:amará:amaremos:amareis:amarão
    TI:amaria:amarias:amaria:amaríamos:amaríeis:amaria m
    II:amava:amavas:amava:amávamos:amáveis:amavam
    FN:amar:amando:amado
    PS:ame:ames:ame:amemos:ameis:amem
    MI:amara:amaras:amara:amáramos:amáreis:amaram
    IN:ames:ame:amemos:ameis:amem
    IA:ama:ame:amemos:amai:amem
    FS:amar:amares:amar:amarmos:amardes:amarem
    PI:amo:amas:ama:amamos:amais:amam
    IP:amar:amares:amar:amarmos:amardes:amarem
    EI:amei:amaste:amou:amamos:amastes:amaram

  103. Missing poll option: by Dan+the+Intern · · Score: 1

    d) all of the above

  104. Re:More prior art - I think not by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

    You want this link.

    By the way, if you read a little bit on computational linguistics, you'll find that even the mapping from "Have a sandwich" to "Eat" is part of common knowledge among the people in the know.

  105. Re:OT: Re:I've done this (not the patent, of cours by sh4na · · Score: 1

    :/

    Raising the hopes and dashing them. Ah well, twas fun while it lasted :p

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  106. prior art :: www.conjugation.org by tomz16 · · Score: 1

    umm... www.conjugation.org

    !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    btw, I love the adsense ads on that page, looks like they get confused with "protein conjugation" ;-)

  107. Maybe this will give us translation software.. by d_jedi · · Score: 1

    That actually translates shit right?

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  108. hmmmmm by bitsiphon · · Score: 1

    The new format...

    "Here [to be®] the latest egregious patent application. Microsoft [to be®] [to apply®] for a patent for [to conjugate®] verbs. Future postings [to look®] like this."
    Please enter your product ID to determine if you own a valid license to conjugate......

  109. There's a book version of this by Trails · · Score: 1

    in french, at least, called Bescherelle. Prior art FTW!

  110. Fails the non-obvious test by cgenman · · Score: 1

    Patents are required to be non-obvious to someone skilled in that art. For example, using an electrically sensitive dual polarized filter system to make light spots and dark spots for a display was not obvious, and therefore LCD's were patentable.

    On the other hand, if you were to plop the problem of semi-automatic translation software down in front of someone, they system they would immediately describe would be exactly like that which MS describes in the patent. In fact, no matter how you're handling the system or the actual work-filled intracacies of really making the thing, it will behave almost exactly like the patent describes because the language is so tremendously broad and vague.

    It's an "on a computer" patent. You know, like patenting playing back music "on a computer" or patenting shopping "on a computer." Having read the patent, it's clear they're patenting a multilingual verb conjugation book "on a computer." I happen to have about four of those things on the shelf behind me, all of which should serve as prior art... Though they don't need to, as computer-based language systems already exist.

    Just because it could be useful doesn't mean it isn't obvious.

  111. I'm not a fan of this patent... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...but for anyone with the patience to read the very short and readable one paragraph patent abstract it's pretty clear that the invention patented bears little relation to the description in the /. story. The /. story is, quite simply, a lie. But it's a lie about Microsoft, so I guess that's OK.

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  112. UGh by majortom1981 · · Score: 1

    From a lot of the comments there are a lot of people who bash microsoft even when the article is a complete lie. ANYBODY WHO KNOWS HOW TO READ WILL SEE THIS IS A PATENT ON A PROGRAM THAT CONJEGATES VERBS. not the actual process. People cant read these days.

    1. Re:UGh by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1
      Dude,

      A program isn't patented - it's copyrighted. A process is patented...

  113. This has been available for a long time... by IANAAC · · Score: 1
    in digital form since the early 90s.

    Lernout & Haupsie made many programs for the language learning and translation industries. I was using L&H Simply Translating back in 1994.

    Transoft, Starview were also around. And there are now a handful of very well known companies (SDL/TRADOS, Passolo, DejaVu, etc.) within the translation industry that continue to do this, as well as other more focused things, such as fuzzy matching.

    In any case, most everything available from the early 90s foward has offered this.

  114. Newsletter by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the part where we exile them to the bottom of the Marianas Trench with only a tazer and an oily blanket. I've already worked out a cheap and effective transport system for getting them down there -- the CCBMD, or "Concrete Cinder-Block Marine Descender".

  115. USPTO's Images by lamona · · Score: 1
    So I know we always advise everyone to RTFA, but in this case... if you want to view the images of the patent, you are out of luck, unless you can run Quicktime for the Mac. The PTO puts up the images in TIFF, and openly acknowledges that almost no one can read them!
    Published Application Full-Page Images The Patent Application Pre-Grant Publication Full-Text Database now contains hyperlinks from the full-text document display to the full-page images of each page of each published application in the database. Our goal is to make new full-page images available each issue day (Thursday).

    These full-page images are not directly viewable using most Web browsers.They are in 300 d.p.i. Tagged Image File Format (TIFF). However, there are many variants -- or "flavors" -- of TIFF, including different ways of compressing the image data within the TIFF file. The TIFF flavor used by PTO and other countries' intellectual property offices is international standard ITU T.6 or CCITT Group 4 (G4) compression. Displaying them requires either a TIFF G4 plug-in for your browser, or a properly installed and configured application to which your browser sends G4 TIFF images for display. Note that relatively few image viewers and plug-ins handle G4 compression.

    That's what I call user service! The good news:

    New! For the Apple Macintosh®, Apple's freely distributed Quicktime version 4.1 works with our images. It is linked from our "Document Formats" Web page.

    So if you care about patents, better get a Mac, folks. (To see the whole PTO message, click on the "Images" button at the top of the patent, then try to see the images, then... ask for help.)

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  116. Defensive publication by tepples · · Score: 1
    Surely you can apply for the patent and then either not enforce it or issue general licenses at no cost?

    Unlike copyright and trademark registrations, patent applications cost a hefty chunk of change. If you want to put something firmly into prior art, publish a book or journal article about it; it's cheaper.

    The patent might lapse if unenforced (IANAL)

    A U.S. patent expires only if the assignee does not pay the renewal fee or the final renewal term expires (filing + 20). What you're thinking of is estoppel by laches, and it's much more limited (per infringer rather than per patent).

  117. Re:Fuck Microsoft by steven.coco · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are correct, sir.

    Whoever "moderated" this with some kind of "-1" is a fucktard -- just another overly-rich pampered and "protected" backstabbing fleck of shit floating in a drop of cum at the tip of satan's dick, this bitch would not get the time of day from me in an actual --- read: "not virtual" --- interaction.

    Can I patent verbs daddy?

  118. Re:More prior art - I think not by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1
    Sure, the page is for the Real Academia Española and the tool is in the option "Diccionario de la lengua española".

    Although I have to admit the patent states that this method would give you the choice of different meanings in other languages, so this dictionary doesn't do "exactly the same as this patent describes" as I said before and that last +1 Informative I got is undeserved I'm afraid =P

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  119. Re:Fuck Microsoft by steven.coco · · Score: 1

    P.S.

    I'm American.

  120. Re:Big Whoop? So What? by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter whether it's a revolutionary idea or not.

    Actually, yes it does! One of the criteria for a patent is that it must be non-obvious.

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  121. Hmmm... by infidel13 · · Score: 1

    "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible to live without breaking laws."

    -Ayn Rand

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  122. Lame by Wiseman1024 · · Score: 1

    Lol, America and its patents... Europe, Asia and Oceania should ally to rule USA patents illegal and happily ignore them, then if they threaten to take any measures, we can threaten them to do the same with their copyrights.

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