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Former MS Security Strategist Joins Mozilla
Handset writes "Former Microsoft security strategist Window Snyder is joining Mozilla to lead the company's effort to protect its range of desktop applications from malicious hacker attacks. eweek.com reports that Snyder, who was responsible for security sign-off for Microsoft's Windows XP Service Pack 2 and Windows Server 2003, will spearhead Mozilla's security strategy and improve its communications with external hackers and bug finders."
a human trojan has been inserted into Mozilla?
glad Safari uses the khtml engine...
hooray..lets have it...chairs all around..here you go..two for you...Redmond Cherry or Vista White?
Cmon Slashdot, a guy from Microsoft whose first name is "Window" and had a job implementing security at Microsoft??? These April Fools jokes get dumber every year.
This has to be a joke. Microsoft actually employed a named Window S. ??
Is he required to change his name to Mozilla Snyder now?
Sorry.
k.
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
We can draw two possible conclusions from this.
Ahhh, but you've overlooked the most important factor: Window Snyder is female! Therefore neither of your proposed solutions is correct. Slashdot readers, once they have discovered this will completely forget all context in the discussion. They will find pictures, fawn over teh hotness, and begin building web shrines in their basements throughout the globe.
Gentlemen, ready your hot grits. :-P
You must be new here.
I thought your post was going to go something like this:
Window's an old friend of mine, so let me be the first to congratulate her.
Sincerely,
Door
For some reason I want to adapt this to the duel of wits from The Princess Bride:
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of site that would approve of an enemy, or the sort of site that would reject a friend?
A site that hates Microsoft would complain that because Microsoft's security has been notoriously poor, then Mozilla must be making a mistake. Since Slashdot tends toward favoring Mozilla, clearly I cannot choose the whine in front of you.
A site that loves Mozilla would have to rationalize the decision, and conclude that the security expert is worth hiring. But since that speaks favorably of Microsoft's security, I can clearly not choose the whine in front of me!
But Slashdot is known for its vindictiveness. Given a choice between reasoned discourse and pure snark, the site will go for snark every time. So clearly I cannot choose the whine in front of you!
etc.
In all seriousness, I've got to agree with you here. Though there's certainly been plenty of "MS has lousy security" rhetoric from people at Mozilla over the last few years.
Window and Linus need to get married. They could even name their first child Lindow.
Yeah, but the kid would do nothing but WINE. ;-)