Stephen Hawking Looking for Assistant
An anonymous reader writes "Wanted: Bright graduate student to assist world-famous scientist. International travel, developing computer systems and dealing with the press required.
Renowned astrophysicist and best-selling author Stephen Hawking has announced he is looking for a graduate student to work for him for one to two years. Dust off those CVs, kids!"
Dude. The man *pulled a stingray barb* *out of his chest*. Wheelchair bound or not, he is the ultimate badass. 45 years is nothing, he's a scientologist.