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Microsoft's High School Opens in PA

Joopndufus writes to mention a CNN article about a Microsoft-planned high school, newly opened in the Philadelphia area. Funded entirely by that city's school system, Microsoft offered its management skills and personnel to design every aspect of the high-tech setting. From the article: "After three years of planning, the Microsoft Corp.-designed 'School of the Future' opened its doors Thursday, a gleaming white modern facility looking out of place amid rows of ramshackle homes in a working-class West Philadelphia neighborhood. The school is being touted as unlike any in the world, with not only a high-tech building -- students have digital lockers and teachers use interactive 'smart boards' -- but also a learning process modeled on Microsoft's management techniques."

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  1. More information by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Staff at the school were happy with how the opening day went, the pupils were welcomed in by a Brian Eno classic on the tannoy system.
    This informed them that the tannoy system was working and it was now safe to enter the building.

    However, once the day got underway things quickly went downhill in the English letter writing class.

    "Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all,"

    Meanwhile the gymnasium had to be rebooted twice after some children overloaded the basketball hoops.
    Several pupils were stuck in the changing rooms for a few hours until the scandisk procedure managed to locate all the fragments of the key to unlock the door.

    The music class was interrupted because someone brought in an illegal sample of a track in mp3 format and forgot to include a verification document from the parents of the original composer signed in blood.

    On top of all these problems, the school is hunting for the person responsible for posting "goatse" on every single whiteboard, this shocking image appeared at 14:21 and remained on screen for 15 minutes whilst technicians located and removed it.

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    1. Re:More information by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but they get bonus points for missing them.

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  2. Crash Course? by ruiner13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they offer crash courses? Do all the windows have blue screens? Does every student get a clippy to help with their homework?

    Ok, i'm done.

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  3. Who wants to bet... by isecore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    that open-source is banned in that school?

    "Say, that's a nice school we helped build... wouldn't want any open-source in there, that would mean bad things, and we don't want bad things to happen, right?"

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    1. Re:Who wants to bet... by owlnation · · Score: 5, Funny

      and bringing an Apple for the teacher gets you expelled...

  4. What are *you* doing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously. MS is trying to work in the ideas that made one of the largest most successful companies in the history of business. Sounds like there may be some carryover since making a good company is all about maintaining smart, happy employees. What have you done for education lately, besides complained about it? I applaud their effort, in the face of government and other big orgs who see 'business as usual' a fine mantra as our education system goes straight down the crapper.

    1. Re:What are *you* doing? by MECC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Seriously. MS is trying to work in the ideas that made one of the largest most successful companies in the history of business"

      As in steal ideas from others, lie to federal judges, violate federal laws, and spin faster than a top?

      "and other big orgs" Of course, MS isn't a "big org", and knows so much more about education than, say, educators. There are people out there who do turn around schools, and they do it by addressing the fundamental problems, not throwing technology at the situation as some kind of utopian panacea.

      "What have you done for education lately"

      One doesn't need to be a sailor to know that a ships float better than stones.

      Really, from the article, it looks like MS just wants to train future MS employees. And have somebody else pay for it. And then not hire them.

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  5. Graduation by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny
    A: So you go to Microsoft High School?

    B: Yup.

    A: When do you graduate?

    B: I was supposed to graduate in 2002. But I got held back. Then it was supposed to be 2003, 2005, then 2006.

    A: Yikes! Are you that dumb?

    B: No, they just tried to teach me too much unnecessary stuff. They kept cutting classes out of the requirements hoping I'd make it.

    A: So, when are you graduating?

    B: Right now, they're saying 2007, but many think it'll be 2008 or later.

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  6. Re:Interesting 'idea' by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Why not just give money to the school system?

    Because that isn't the answer. The current school systems are already being pumped cash, but still show horrible results. Especially when compared to private schools. What Microsoft is doing is not a bad idea. I just cringe at the idea of applying "Microsoft Management Procedures" as a panacea to all the school's problems. Most likely, all that technology will just mean that the students do just as badly, but in a high tech environment! :-/

    Of course, the problem really stems from poor elementry education. Students are rarely taught a solid foundation that they can grasp, and concepts like personal responsibility, individual talent, and academic achievement are wiped away as unimportant. Just so long as nobody feels they're special and nobody feels that they're not normal, then who cares if the academic bar is going lower and lower?

    Unfortunately, I find it doubtful that things will change as long as Political Correctness rules our schools and parents see elementary as nothing more than free day care.
  7. Microsoft Management Techniques? by rlp · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if you try to transfer to another school does the vice-principal throw a chair at you?

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  8. Meanwhile, in Drew Elementary School by TexasDex · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Meanwhile, students at Drew Elementary, deep in the low-income area of West Philly, don't even have keyboards and mice for the few old iMacs in the library because they can't afford them (I suspect NCLB is to blame for that). I am part of a student organization in Drexel University called Tech Serv and we are preparing to donate around 31 computers to the elementary school, some of them Pentium IIs but it's better than what they had, which was nothing. Most of the machines will be donated with edubuntu, because the school can't afford windows licenses; we're trying hard to find a few machines with windows stickers already on them for the engineering lab, which plans to use Mindstorms to teach kids basic robotics. And meanwhile that school gets $63 million in funding because Microsoft had a nifty idea.

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  9. Re:Interesting 'idea' by jd142 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The current school systems are already being pumped cash, but still show horrible results. Especially when compared to private schools.

    That simply isn't true. The report came out a couple of months ago from a government study that privately run charter school students scored lower than public school students. The report didn't get a lot of press for obvious reasons. Here's the first google news link I found:

    http://www.pww.org/article/articleview/9765/1/338/

  10. Re:Interesting 'idea' by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What you're saying isn't entirely meritless, but

    The current school systems are already being pumped cash, but still show horrible results. Especially when compared to private schools.

    No, public school children show horrible results compared to private school children. The children of typically wealthy parents that care enough about their child's education to go to the effort of putting them in a private school perform better in school. Public schools could obviously be run better in many cases, but you sure as heck can't do a one-to-one comparison. Although I'm all for a test case, privatizing an existing, poorly-performing public school and forbidding an increase in expulsions (if you're going to do it on a large scale, you can't just send the less-exceptional kds off to public school to pad your "look how great the students that are still here do" numbers) and seeing how well things go. I'd absolutely love to see that data, 'cause I want there to be an easy fix. I just doubt there is one.

    Students are rarely taught a solid foundation that they can grasp

    Sure they are. They're taught until their teachers are blue in the face. But other than the 10% that are going to grow up to be the important people, the students just generally don't give a damn. You can't teach an interest in learning.

    But you're right that Microsoft's stuff won't help much.

  11. Deadlines. by twitter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they have deadlines on assignments?

    Graduation was expensively assured in two years but it will probably take six or so. The graduates will have minor, mostly cosmetic, improvements and be as reliable and trustworthy as any other Microsoft release. Some students, like Bob, will never make it.

    Attempts to dominate gaming will produce a few interesting plays but will ultimately be an expensive distraction.

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  12. Re:Interesting 'idea' by dculp · · Score: 5, Informative

    Having been in the education business for awhile I take exception to your comment that school systems are already being pumped full of cash. I assure you that they are not. Most schools I have taught in are woefully short on basic supplies; instead most teachers have to buy their own supplies. I am a science teacher and if I want to do cool science labs then most of the time it is up to me to buy those supplies. The $800.00 budget our science department gets (10+ science teachers in the building) just does not go far.

    Most schools I have been in are short on textbooks and those textbooks are usually outdated and worn out. If a teacher wants to offer something cool and educational to their students we usually are told there just isn't any money. I run a highly successful robotics club in my middle school which was largely funded in the beginning out of my own pocket. I also run a rocketry club after school which, once again, is largely funded by me. I spent my summer school paycheck on a complete hybrid rocket motor system and ground support equipment to use with the kids.

    I can certainly tell you that the massive influx of money is NOT going towards my salary. Everyone I know with a college degree earns generally far more than I do. Am I complaining, yes, but it is the life I chose to live. I knew what I was getting into from the beginning, salary wise.

    This brings me to my main point If we want to better the educational system in America we need to raise teachers' salary (among other things). As a teacher I am generally disappointed by the people attracted to education. I am a science geek, I live, eat, and breathe science, however, most science teachers I know (especially at the middle school level) are NOT science oriented people. They are not passionate about science and this disappoints me greatly. However, many of the people I know who are passionate about science and I think would make good teachers do not want to take a massive cut in pay. The argument is that the low pay attracts people who really WANT to be teachers. I do not wholly buy that argument.

    In general, I think the educational system that we have in America is a very good system and that most of the problems are not intrinsic to the educational system. For example, I teach in a school that is over 79% economically disadvantaged. My students have very little support at home and I get little to no support from the parents. My students are mal-nourished and under cared for. In general when I have problems with a student I cannot get hold of the parents, much less get support from them.

    I can tell you, from my own observations that the single greatest factor that influences whether a student gets a good education or not is the parents. The students that I have that do very well in school, are not behavior problems and are active in the school community have parents that are actively involved in the their life and supportive of them. The students that do not do well in school, are constant behavior problems and have little to no involvement in the school community have parents that simply do not care to be involved in their child's life and general well-being and expect the school to be their baby sitter. It does not their socio-economic or racial background.

    Go ahead, flame me.