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Broadband Over Gas Lines — a Pipe Dream?

prostoalex writes, "USA Today says we might see some progress in broadband over gas pipes, as startup Nethercomm (warning: Flash site) is working on the technology to deliver broadband Internet over this medium using ultrawideband radio. According to the article: 'Broadband in Gas would require installation of an ultrawideband transmitter that's linked to an Internet backbone... at a gas company's network hub. A receiver would be placed at a customer's gas meter. Build-out costs are about $200 per household, Nethercomm says. By contrast, broadband over power lines costs about $600 per household, while phone and cable TV networks each cost well over $1,000 per home to build.'" The article ends on a downbeat note. The upcoming trials that Nethercomm touts are difficult to confirm: "We're intrigued by the technology, but we never got that far in our discussions," says a gas company spokeswoman. And the ultrawideband chip company that had been working with Nethercomm, Freescale Semiconductor, has turned its attention to other projects.

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  1. It's a series of tubes! by philwx · · Score: 4, Funny

    discuss

  2. Gas tubes. by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always said you could send the internets down tubes. Always.

    1. Re:Gas tubes. by Kesch · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's it! I'm sick of these motherfuckin nets on my motherfuckin tubes.

      I'm building a truck. It's gonna be full of drives. You can dump whatever you want on it.
      I will then drive this truck wherever you want your data.

      P.S. TruckNet can achieve good bandwith, but has very high latency.

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    2. Re:Gas tubes. by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2, Funny

      From the Jargon File:

      sneakernet:
              Term used (generally with ironic intent) for transfer of electronic information by physically carrying tape, disks, or some other media from one machine to another. "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with magtape, or a 747 filled with CD-ROMs." Also called 'Tennis-Net', 'Armpit-Net', 'Floppy-Net' or 'Shoenet'; in the 1990s, 'Nike network' after a well-known sneaker brand.


      I have a few floppies/zip disks/CD-RWs around labeled "sneakernet packet".

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  3. Re:Here's an idea by friedo · · Score: 2, Funny

    My broadband-over-tin-cans-and-string works pretty well.

  4. Re:Finally! New tubes for the internet! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also watch out when downloading porn.

    That hottie might just be the last thing you click on.

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  5. the real reason by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We're intrigued by the technology, but we never got that far in our discussions," says a gas company spokeswoman.

    "...because everyone kept making jokes about explosive growth at the meetings", she said with a sigh.

  6. Too late for Jeff Skilling by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only this technology had been introduced in 2000 -- Enron could have announced a deal for Broadband Over Gas, immediately booked anticipated profits of $47 billion, and been saved from bankruptcy. Or maybe not.

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  7. Re:Won't somebody think of my cottage. by Millenniumman · · Score: 4, Funny

    The propane tank should work. Just fill it up with internets when it is being refueled. Sure, the ping times aren't quite as good as gas pipes, but overall bandwidth is great.

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  8. Re:Please.. by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Funny

    But you know, the growth of this new technology could be explosive.

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  9. Re:Please.. by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

    But you know, the growth of this new technology could be explosive.

    But imagine servicing it... it could give a pro pain.

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  10. Re:Please.. by stunt_penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meh, they'll have years to figure out to do that; this thing is vapourware of the highest order.

    Expect Duke Nukem Forever to be the first thing I download ^^

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  11. In teh beginning by Keyboarder · · Score: 1, Funny

    In the beginning God created a truck. AOLers dumped things like "me too" on this truck, but the truck became full of stupid, so on the second day God created tubes. Only the telcos and the cablecos liked the tubes, and they used them to hurt the consumers, so on the third day God created the Web. Congressmen never noticed. On the fourth day God decided to create pipes just to screw with people. And behold, He saw that it was funny.

  12. Re:Here's an idea by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Jesus, what is the obsession with running broadband over every goddamn media we can think of"

    TCP/IP over Bongo Drums

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  13. Re:Not vaporware, I already have the radio by stfvon007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But what happens when they get undercut by broadband through the sewer system? Plus that way Mr Hanky can get internet access too!

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  14. DoS attacks by TheAlmightyChimp · · Score: 2, Funny

    They used to require a botnet now all you need is a lighter.