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Intel's Quad Core CPU Reviewed

Gr8Apes is one of many to let us know that Tom's Hardware Guide has posted a review of Intel's new Kentsfield quad core processor. From the article: "Even expert opinions are deeply divided, ranging from 'more cores are absolutely necessary' to 'why do I need something more than my five-year-old PC system?' Although the Core 2 quad-core processors are not expected to hit retail channels before October, Tom's Hardware Guide had the opportunity to examine several Core 2 Quadro models in the test labs. We would like to make it clear that these samples were not provided by Intel."

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  1. Re:Same old dilemma, new format. by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gosh darn, you ended the flame war before it had a chance to start. Shame on you!

  2. Re:Same old dilemma, new format. by sdaemon · · Score: 4, Funny

    My apologies. The jury will disregard my previous comment. Proceed with flames...

  3. but the real question is by Rooked_One · · Score: 4, Funny

    how many FPS can I get in quakeworld? With the +1000 FPS it would give, i'm sure I would be able to bunnyhop all the way across the 2fort5 outdoors area!

  4. Re:A BIG question??? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Funny
    Did I miss something here... I thought it was called Kentsfarm?

    Kent's Farm is where Superboy grew up before he became Superman. It was a rights issue.

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  5. 260 Watts! by dbIII · · Score: 4, Funny

    260 Watts! We've been looking at the wrong factors - it appears that global warming is related to Moore's law.

  6. Re:One other thing by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Core Duo, Core Solo. What are we going to call this one?


    Based on Intel's recent naming conventions, I think they'll call it the "Core 2 Duo Duo", so as to generate as much confusion as possible :^P

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  7. more power is often bad by r00t · · Score: 2, Funny

    Typically this requires more fans. Fans are moving parts, thus likely to fail. Your super-fast computer could crash because of a 13-cent Chinese fan. Dead computers only go fast when you drop them out the window.

    Fans are noisy. This causes other people to accelerate your computer at 9.8 m/s/s. They can sneak up on you because you're going deaf from the noise.

  8. Re:If not Intel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >"We would like to make it clear that these samples were not provided by Intel"

    >Then who were they provided by, exactly?

    The chip must have been leaked (possibly deliberately). From the fine article: "On the left the Core 2 Duo and on the right the Core 2 Quadro. The serial number has been distorted to protect secrecy."

    Fine, but it is the serial number on the left that has been redacted.

    So either Tom's doesn't know its right from its left, or they've just blown their source.

  9. Spare Capacity Usage..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmmmm.....

    Maybe now I will have the ability to put all of my excess computing power into figuring out why women are the way they are instead of searching for extraterrestrial intelligence...............oh wait.....

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  10. With four cores... by Bazman · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's an ad for PC World or Currys or something where the salesguy explains to some students that having an Intel (bing-bong-bing-bong) dual core processor means it can do two things at once - like sending an email and downloading music!

    1. Re:With four cores... by Rodyland · · Score: 2, Funny
      Talk about dumbing it down. Still, maybe they should put it in terms the average real computer user would understand.

      How about, you can illegally download a DVD whilst watching another illegally downloaded DVD.

      Or, more likely, you can play your pirate copy of Civ4 while compressing your CD collection so you can share it illegally over the internet.

      Or, even more likely, you can watch illegally-downloaded pr0n on your monitor whilst watching more illegally-downloaded pr0n on your TV through your video-out.

      I reckon with 4 cores hyper-threaded you could do all of the above at the same time. *swoon*

  11. Bring on the more complicated architectures! by Rodyland · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a sofware developer, I can't help but think the move to multiple cores is a good thing. In my mind, anything that makes software development MORE complex can only improve my employability.

  12. Re:It's the bandwidth stupid! by uglyduckling · · Score: 3, Funny
    OoO sacrificed to minimize heat

    Surely it's not necessary to sacrifice openoffice.org, can't it just be tuned a bit to keep its processor useage down? Maybe it will be the bottleneck for a few more years to come, but eventually it will make better use of system resources, I'm sure. Or are you just a Microsoft Office fanboy?

  13. Re:One other thing by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 3, Funny

    Four core and seven years ago chipzilla brought forth on this on this die, a new processor, conceived in vanity, and dedicated to the proposition that all CPUs shall require a nuclear power plant to function.

    Guess they should have called the platform Gettysburg.

  14. FSB by Dersaidin · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should have made the FSB 4 Mhz faster. That'd just be too cool. Fight back AMD! Don't take that shit!

    1. Re:FSB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      or rename it to the roy core
      so we got a 1333-roy :D

  15. Re:One other thing by PlasticArmyMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    It'll render graphics and give you a close shave at the same time!

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  17. Re:One other thing by tygerstripes · · Score: 4, Funny
    "How can we make our CPUs more attractive without actually improving their performance?"
    "Well, they've had twin-core - let's give them FOUR cores! And an extra one on the back!"
    "It's... it's brilliant!"

    Yes, Intel are the new Gillette. ;-)

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  18. Re:Same old dilemma, new format. by SharpFang · · Score: 5, Funny

    One core dedicated to enemy AI.
    One core for physics calculations
    One core for the game itself.
    One core for OS, daemons and to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

    Sure nothing for any -current- game.

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  19. Re:One other thing by SharpFang · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately, it's not MACH, it's ix86.

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  20. Re:One other thing by Hast · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hear AMD is going with 5 cores.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

  21. Re:If not Intel... by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 2, Funny

    *tinfoil hat*
     
    AMD.

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  22. Re:One other thing by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Funny

    My friend i have just one word for you "Thundercougarfalconbird".

  23. Re:Same old dilemma, new format. by Schemat1c · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hell is rare?

    From what I've heard it's more like well-done.

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