Why Johnny Can't Code
GoCanes writes "Salon has an article named 'Why Johnny Can't Code,' an interesting examination of the dearth of line programming languages available today. At first I wanted to read this and say aha, here's a simple line oriented language that's available through open source, but after reading the article I couldn't find any. And being an old fart, I remember the days spent with edlin and basic."
I was working with C when I was nine years old, and everyone knows I'm an idiot, a complete idiot, the dumbest little pissant who ever lived. Hell, 99% of kids are smarter than I am today. If I could do it, the dumbest kid in America could.