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Wii to Launch Nov. 19th for $250
PygmySurfer writes "According to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, Nintendo is going to announce today that the Wii will go on sale on November 19th in North and South America, at a cost of $250. It will come bundled with Wii Sports and channels for such things as viewing photos, as well as news and weather. Finally, Wii will also make it possible to browse the web on your television. Nintendo will also announce that 25-30 games will be published this year, as well as about 30 classic games available on the virtual console, costing about $5-10."
DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway
GNAA spokesperson lysol told the world press the real story of the ASSASINATION of TV hero Steve Irwin today at a press conference in Teheran, Iran. "The stingray that sodomized and anally penetrated the world known australian crocodile-fucker, releasing its vast amounts of deadly stingray semen, was in fact not only a nigger, as can be seen quite clearly on the photographs, but a GAY NIGGER. The Gay Nigger DiKKy Heartiez of Norway had changed his looks to a stingray, using the patented Gay Nigger technology of Body Transformation."
The operation took place because Steve Irwin was not the TV hero he was portrayed to be. lysol explained that "Steve irwin was an EVIL man, plotting in secret with the jews to take over the world and eliminate all gay niggers. It was therefore Imparative that we carried out this operation, if not the world would be dominated by Evil Jewish Females, also known as "jax".
lysol went on in great detail about the planning and execution of this marvelous victory for Gay Niggers everywhere. "It took us about 17 months of hard planning, about $20 USD and a lot of Holy Gay Nigger Seed (HGNS)." President Timecop commented in the same press conference. DiKKy Heartiez was unavailable for comment, but available for display, swimming in a aquarium filled with HGNS.
About Steve Irwin:
World known "TV hero" and crocodile sodmizer, who achieved cult status on the internet for his illegal, but highly erotic videos portraying human-crocodile intercourse. He also plotted with jews to achieve world domination and elimination of Gay Niggers worldwide. Was killed by DiKKy Heartez of the GNAA.
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Finally, Wii will also make it possible to browse the web on your television.
Cool, because you know, that wasn't *possible* before.
Push Button, Receive Bacon
Is anybody really interested in buying a Wii? When I was younger I had Nintendos.. but these days I'm just not as drawn to their products as I am to PC and X-Box (possibly PS3). So, is anybody really excited about this product release or is Nintendo going to grab minimal market share with this console too?
Justin - Don't be afraid of my blog, it won't bite.
So I am at the store at Christmas shopping for my kids presents. I have a few options:
- A $600 Sony PS3 that doesnt include a game. So I need to spend $600 plus $60 for another controller + $60-$100 for a game. Total price $780-$820 + tax.
- A $500 Microsoft 360 that also doesnt include a game. So I need to spend $500 plus $60 for another controller + $50-$60 for a game. Total price $610-$620 + tax.
- A $250 Nintendo Wii that DOES include a game. So I need to spend $250 plus $60 for another controller + $50 for a game. Total price $360 + tax.
Damn, which one SHALL I choose?