What Is Real On YouTube?
An anonymous reader writes, "The popularity of user-generated video sites like YouTube has given rise to deceptive videos created for self-promotion, advertising, or even smearing rival brands. This latter format, dubbed the 'smear video,' depicts a rival brand's product exhibiting fictitious faults. One example is the 21-second YouTube video entitled 'Samsung handset, easy to break at one try!', which shows a smiling woman easily snapping the new Samsung Ultra Edition mobile phone in half. Samsung says the phone was rigged to snap and the video has now been removed from the site. The article also accuses those who created the now infamous Lonelygirl15 YouTube videos of 'deception for profit. Misrepresenting commercials as independent user-generated content, actors as members of the public, and fiction as fact.' Will user-generated video sites increasingly confront visitors with the disturbing possibility that the video they're watching is not a home video at all, but a sophisticated ad campaign?"
You mean everything on the web isn't real? FUCK!
I am shocked, shocked I tell you! LonleyGirl isn't real?! People would actually post videos that are not what they appear to be?!
This comes as a great revelation to us all!
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Maybe THIS story was posted by YouTube's competitors! NOW WHO DO YOU BELIEVE?
Real or not, lonelygirl15's whiny voice made me want to vomit so hard after 15 seconds I "like totally" didn't visit youtube for an entire week.
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The internet would never lie to me. Did you know that the population of elephants in Africa has tripled in the last six months?
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It's the tubes. You see, things have to chopped into little pieces, appropriately called "bits" to be sent through the tubes without clogging them. Real girls can not survive being chopped into bits! So no, nothing you see on the internet is real. Why just yesterday I was hungry and told one of my aides to send me a ham sandwich through the internets. They asked me how to go about that and I told them to scan it in and send it by email. When it got here, I printed it out, and let me tell you, it tasted nothing like a ham sandwich!
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
Better make that, "We'll always have the tubes." Paris's video got pulled for being "inappropriate content".
The part that says, "Buffering..."
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan
What? There are astroturfers on
BTW-- I hear that everything on Google Video is real, because they don't do evil.
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Wait, lonelygirl15 isn't real?
"I can go online and say "Joe's a butthead" just fine"
You could, but it would hurt my feelings... ; )
*''I can't believe it's not a hyperlink.''
I'm pretty sure a google search will show enough examples of "prior art" =)
Without the all-powerful profit motive we would all be vacant-eyed lumps of nothing being eaten alive by our own shoelaces!!
Ha! That's what you think. I wear loafers. In your face, shoelace!
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What about cool home-made stunt video that in reality was just a special effect? Kids are already repeating a lot of stuff they see in those videos, that might not exactly get better when the stuff they try to repeat is impossible to begin with.
We've been dealing with that since The Three Stooges. Just natural selection at work, nothing to worry about.
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better." - Unknown