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Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, Me Hearties
nmb3000 writes "Avast, me maties! Today be th' International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Fer today only, ye lubbers no worthy 'nough t' enjoy th' noble vocation o' Pirate can join th' ranks! Firs' ye'll need t' lern t' talk like a pirate, then find yer pirate name, doonload yer ringtones, an' finally sling back some grog. Be smart aboot it, fer today's th' day ninjas fear...ever'one's a pirate! Arrrr!"
Arr! Ye'd best not ferget about yer pirate software!
'Course, ye might navigate around that maelstrom if ye rely on open-seas, such as FyreFawkes.
Fixed the banner.
My work here is dung.
. . . 'cuz a pirate is free!!!!
Your hair look like poop, Bob! - Wanker.
...Global warming found to be in recess.
Honestly, Keira Knightley. I want you to shiver me timbers.
I'll show you why my Roger is so jolly.
How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
You better be prepared to be boarded, cuz I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon!
That's some treasure chest you've got there.
That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.
Okay, I'm done with the Pirate Pick Up Lines
Future ruler of a small Asian-Pacific island
I heard there's a new pirate movie out today. I don't know the name of it, but I hear is rated 'Arrrr'
Avast ye! Clearly your favorite letter should be the C! All pirates love the sea!
It is human nature to take shortcuts in thinking.
Yarr, but tis better than all those other days!
I submitted this story last night, and it didn't get posted.