Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, Me Hearties
nmb3000 writes "Avast, me maties! Today be th' International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Fer today only, ye lubbers no worthy 'nough t' enjoy th' noble vocation o' Pirate can join th' ranks! Firs' ye'll need t' lern t' talk like a pirate, then find yer pirate name, doonload yer ringtones, an' finally sling back some grog. Be smart aboot it, fer today's th' day ninjas fear...ever'one's a pirate! Arrrr!"
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
and
http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
and
http://nifty.stanford.edu/2004/TalkLikeAPirate/pir ate2.html
and
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/
It be better t' be a troll than t' be a bad human.
A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.