Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, Me Hearties
nmb3000 writes "Avast, me maties! Today be th' International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Fer today only, ye lubbers no worthy 'nough t' enjoy th' noble vocation o' Pirate can join th' ranks! Firs' ye'll need t' lern t' talk like a pirate, then find yer pirate name, doonload yer ringtones, an' finally sling back some grog. Be smart aboot it, fer today's th' day ninjas fear...ever'one's a pirate! Arrrr!"
You dare dishonor me by speaking like a pirate in my presence? The ways of my ninja clan compel me to strike at you with the sword of my ancestors!
"You spoony bard!" -Tellah
if your gay do you need to talk like a butt pirate?
I think I saw the guy who invented this on Wife Swap last night. There were so many fleas in his house that his swapped wife refused to sleep there. His actual wife is total tool. It's an odd show.
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