Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, Me Hearties

nmb3000 writes "Avast, me maties! Today be th' International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Fer today only, ye lubbers no worthy 'nough t' enjoy th' noble vocation o' Pirate can join th' ranks! Firs' ye'll need t' lern t' talk like a pirate, then find yer pirate name, doonload yer ringtones, an' finally sling back some grog. Be smart aboot it, fer today's th' day ninjas fear...ever'one's a pirate! Arrrr!"

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Oh Grrrrreat

[neonprimetime]

Now all the Slashdot Stories & Comments for the rest of the day are going to be filled with Pirate talk. Arrrr

Re:We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!

[IckySplat]

Sex Pistols 4TW!

Oi Scurvies,listen to this then
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, you should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, was a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty f**ker
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging
There was f*** all else to do
The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his f***ing organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus.......
Hold on give it some bollocks,bollocks,bollocks....
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Kipper
He was a f***ing nipper
He stuffed his ass with a broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus........
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To f*** she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the bar room table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And invited squeals and milk and eels
Had found her sexual quarters
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging
There was f**k all else to do..

Avast, me boyos

[Hittite Creosote]

Captain Morgan, Black Bart Roberts - Welshmen. Not Bristolians. Forget that showman Blackbeard, if you respect either sheer quantity of ships taken (Roberts) or getting away with it and drinking yourself to death and having a brand of rum named after you (Morgan), it's got to be the Welsh pirates.

Re:We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!

[Anonymous Coward]

Not entirely. Reliant K that first part (before the brackets) from Veggie Tales, the best Children's Christian show in existance. That excerpt (up to the last Boston in the Fall part) is from one of the "Silly Songs with Larry" portions.

It's awesome. Yar.

Like pirates have alaaaaarrrrrm clocks

[aapold]

We be posting when we get around to it. Last night been Pirate's Day Eve, gotta be sleeping that off this mornin...

Re:Arrrrrrrrrr

[buswolley]

Hangover's BE a bitch.. yarrr

Re:Wrong Pirates

[buswolley]

I read t' posts and slashdotters do not know how t' speak like a pirate. So here be a pirate translators for all you slashdotters."

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html

and

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

and

http://nifty.stanford.edu/2004/TalkLikeAPirate/pir ate2.html

and

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/

It be better t' be a troll than t' be a bad human.