DARPA Sponsoring Limb Regeneration Research
fragmentate writes "Wired News is reporting: 'In response to the hundreds of soldiers coming home from war with missing arms or legs, Darpa is spending millions of dollars to help scientists learn how people might one day regenerate their own limbs. Prosthetics are getting better all the time, but they will never be as good as the limbs we were born with. So two teams of scientists at 10 institutions across the country are competing to regrow the first mammalian limb ... The researchers' first milestone is to generate a blastema — a mass of cells able to develop into various organs or body parts — in a mammal.' Apparently this is a relatively new area of research, even Wikipedia's stub on blastemas is very terse."
Wikipedia's stub. I get it. Hah.
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When William Mandella lost his leg in an accident he was under the impression that he would simply be given an artificial one and would then be free to persue a semi-normal life. To his horror he discovers they'll simply grow him a new leg and chuck him right back in to active duty... :)
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Wasn't the Lizard created from a scientist who was trying to do this very thing?
it's the spammers I fear: get your Penis Enlargement Blastima now!
Why not? I see no good reason why competent engineering can't eventually beat a chunk of meat.
It's not like we were intelligently designed... we evolved. Evolution will tend to produce good solutions to problems, but it will hardly ever produce the best possible solution. Once we get nerve-circuit interfaces down, we should have no problem outengineering most of the human body.
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Funny, that was my thought, except I had a bit more optimistic expectation. I was hoping that it would get filled out in record time with quality info. :)
I think it would be more accurate to say Wikipedia's stub on blastemas is embryonic.
so, say, if one hand is blown off, I still have a few more left, no need to rush to hospital. an extra head won't hurt either. (with a possibility of starring in Hitchhiker).
If they can give soldiers the ability to grow amputated limbs, any possibility this technology can be used to produce 100% real enlarged breasts? Forget silicone and saline implants, in ten years time we'll have women who can inject themselves with this serum and grow from a B-cup to DD. I imagine the government will find a way to outlaw that, too, just like they did for silicone "for the saftey of women".
as if a million stumpfuckers suddenly cried out in protest.
Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
This is one step closer to the invincible zombie army that the government is working on. Maybe it will help us defeat the robots in the future?
Why yes, my hat ismade out of tin. How did you know?
The two groups are sharing $7.6 million in grants for a year to find a way to give humans salamander-like abilities.
Am I out of whack or it's $7.6m like peanuts for this kind of research? I'd guess any serious effort on that would need to be in the billions level, and that likely for many years.
Rome taught me patience and assiduous application to detail. Virtues which temper the boldness of great, general views.
Let's focus our efforts on something a little more important.
Thanks.
Not quite as good, but I just interviewed someone about new research into interfacing neurons with electronics that could lead to Luke Skywalker-like replacement limbs. Harvard researchers have figured out a way to directly read and write to a neuron with digital electronics.
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Fake limbs can resist bullets. They can have powerful weapons and other tools. If you buy the Dr. Strangelove model, you get to blame the arm's buggy software when it grabs a woman's butt.
Heinlein, is that you?!
Circumcision is child abuse.
A member of each tem gets one limb sawn off and the first one to regrow it to appropriate size wins the prize!
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Immortality may be just not that far off, but all that would lead to is an increase in over population and wealth stratifacation. I'm all for improving the quality of life for amputees but I think a century or so is long enough for any one person.
We are all just people.
now he wont have to look down and see another mans penis lol
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