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Experts Fear Future Will be Like Sci-Fi Movies

segphault writes "In the year 2020, Luddite terrorists attack technology infrastructure and artificial intelligences dominate earth! Or at least that's what 700 experts predict in the latest poll conducted by the Pew Internet and American Life Project (pdf). Is the future really going to be like a science fiction movie? Ars Technica provides a humorous overview of the survey results. From the article: 'Are these scenarios really indicative of future trends? Given the prevalence of many of these concepts in science fiction content, it is obvious that the ideas themselves are at least relevant enough to warrant consideration. That said, the nature of the survey and the way that the scenarios are presented makes the entire thing seem less plausible. In looking at classic science fiction films of the past, from Blade Runner to Soylent Green, one realizes that few of them really predict with any accuracy the world we live in today. Culture and technology can change in radically unpredictable ways, and today's experts may lack the foresight to perceive the future with the clarity of Hari Seldon.'"

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  1. not a problem by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    As far as I'm concerned it won't matter what happens, just as long as I get my soma.

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    1. Re:not a problem by Raelus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm especially looking forward to the skimpy female models and the elimination of non-attractive people. Looking forward to your demise, eh?

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  2. Time Travel by Weedlekin · · Score: 4, Funny

    is also a prevalent theme in science fiction, but that doesn't mean we'll be doing it in the foreseeable future.

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    1. Re:Time Travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      time travel is also a prevalent theme in science fiction, but that doesn't mean we'll be doing it in the foreseeable future.

      Of course not. We'll be doing it in the past.

    2. Re:Time Travel by dpilot · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well it's obvious that we won't have time travel, at least not in my lifetime, because my future self hasn't come back and given me a sheet of sports or stock picks.

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    3. Re:Time Travel by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps they did, but a kid turned up and found out how you had gotten the sports results and then went back to the point where your future self gave them to you and managed to steal them while HIS other self was desperately trying to avoid having intercourse with his mother but was not careful enough to avoid teaching Chuck Berry how to play rock and roll!

      Did you ever think about THAT?

    4. Re:Time Travel by indifferent+children · · Score: 5, Funny
      Of course not, it was.. err, will be outlawed in 2025. (of course, Slashdotters complained that when time-travel is outlawed, only outlaws will time-travel)

      No, /. was outlawed in 2023. The last holdouts (all of whom had less than 4-digits in their IDs) were executed in the manner best befitting virgins. ...He's dead Jim. AHHHH! He's dead Jim. AHHHH! He's dead Jim. AHHHH!...

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  3. Disappointed... by geoff+lane · · Score: 1, Funny

    There I was expecting a Jetsons-like future and we seem to be getting a Startrek-like future.

    Very disappointing.

  4. Spandex by this+great+guy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is the future really going to be like a science fiction movie?
    I hope not. Don't want to be dressed in spandex for the rest of my life.
    1. Re:Spandex by klang · · Score: 4, Funny

      With a larger and larger percentage of the population being overweight or even obese, I really don't want to imagine a future containing too much spandex...

    2. Re:Spandex by pimpimpim · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot to mention your reference. Related questions.

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  5. Vision of the future by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 3, Funny
    Hopefully none of the visions of the future will ever feature any of these quotes:

    • No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
    • You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
    • I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    • Because I choose to.


    (10 points to the first person to name them all)
    1. Re:Vision of the future by Jerf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, with the first iterations of the time machine device, they did.

      However, the movies made based on these events were never released from the studio archives, as they correctly guessed that once the novelty of watching a naked Arnold Schwarzenegger randomly spin in space and do nothing wore off, it wouldn't be a very compelling movie. You just can't carry a movie for an hour-and-a-half with that.

  6. I forget whose quote this is... by Monkelectric · · Score: 4, Funny

    (perhaps Penn Jilette?) "The future will be a lot like now but with better special effects."

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  7. If Future Will be Like Sci-Fi Movies... by Uukrul · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...maybe it's a good idea to vote schwarzenegger for president. Just in case.

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  8. Firefly - good call by 1stpreacher · · Score: 5, Funny
    America and China end up being the superpowers. And the Alliance is looking out for the good of all (except those that don't agree with it) ...



    Smart man that Joss is.

  9. Forget 2020. 81 years later... by ettlz · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...war was beginning.

  10. messing with the spacetime continum .. by rs232 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Time Travel "is also a prevalent theme in science fiction, but that doesn't mean we'll be doing it in the foreseeable future"

    Well actually it happens all the time, but you don't notice. For instance in the future you invent a time machine and travel into the present. The world splits into two alternative futures and you always end up in the one in which you didn't invent a time machine. In fact you don't even need to invent a time traveling machine, just send messages back using tachions.

    For instance 'Trice Upon a Time' by James P. Hogan gives a good illustration of communication with the past. Unfortunaly you won't be able to find this one on Amazon as he experimented with just such a device, the writer accidentally wiped himself from existance.

    See also 'Timescape' by Gregory Benford where the exact opposite happens and someone turns up alive although one of the characters remembers her dying. Have you ever been suprised when some celebrity turms up on television movies and you go 'isn't he dead' or remember the plot of a movie that's different than when it turms up on tv. Well someone's just been messing with the spacetime continuum.

    was Re:Time Travel

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    1. Re:messing with the spacetime continum .. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      So how in the hell do you know about him? Have you read the book?


      Nothing to see here. Move along.
  11. A note to future Slash-dotters: by Ixne · · Score: 2, Funny


    Eloi are tasty.

  12. Re:Soylent Green is people by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    True. If not for the h, Soylent Green would be just u, man!

    And I doubt that's enough for all of us!

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  13. Re:1984. by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh huh. In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people!

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