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The Physics of a Good Store Location
Roland Piquepaille writes, "In 'Atomic Physics Predicts Successful Store Location,' LiveScience reports that a French physicist has applied methods used to study atomic interactions for another task: to 'help business owners find the best places to locate their stores.' Pablo Jensen has used his method for the city of Lyon and is now developing software with the local Chamber of Commerce to help future business owners. Read more for additional references and maps of the city of Lyon showing for example the best locations to open a bakery, according to atomic physics." Jensen says that more research is needed to know if this method would work in other cities.
Yeah, but for some reason they keep omitting the doors to the shops because the theory says that people should be able to tunnel on through the walls.
Next in the pipeline - physicists work with news editors to produce useless but well-targeted articles.
Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.
Damn! The thousands of slashsdotters who will read the article and give him ad money! Oh wait...
Yeah. Would you choose a neurosurgeon who pokes around people's brains in his spare time? I wouldn't.
We wouldn't need doors on the stores because we could just phase through the walls.
God spoke to me.
Quoting: "... useless mastrubation"
That's an oxymoron you moron!!
-ItsME