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Beautiful Wooden PC Cases

mrbill submitted linkage to a site offering to sell what appear to be very beautiful wood PC cases combining wood, glass and silicon into something a hell of a lot prettier than that beige box. Something tells me these wouldn't win the recent Intel sexy case contest, but they sure are sharp.

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  1. "Couldn't these catch fire?" by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Says the man with the cardboard shipping box used as a case. I just won't leave it on overnight.

    1. Re:"Couldn't these catch fire?" by Ant+P. · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hope their webserver isn't in one of these...

    2. Re:"Couldn't these catch fire?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heat is not a problem on these cases IMHO

      quoted from their webpage's specs section:

      " Thermaltake Big Water SE Liquid Cooling System

      Thermaltake Aquarius VGA Water Block

      500cc bottle of UV sensitive high performance coolant and filler syringe"

    3. Re:"Couldn't these catch fire?" by TubeSteak · · Score: 3

      http://suissacomputers.com.nyud.net:8090/
      or
      http://suissacomputers.com.nyud.net:8080/

      BTW I thought this was nifty:
      Bundled Applications
      Open Office version 2.0.3
      Firefox Web Browser Version 1.5
      Thunderbird Mail Version 1.5
      [others]

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      o0t!
  2. The Fossil Computer by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back before I had a couple little kids, I pulled in my dad and his milling machine to make the Fossil computer. It's brass and wood, with a neat fossil as a badge.

    It's now my daughter's computer, so it plays more Dora the Explorer than the latest high-end games. When I replace my main computer, I'll gut it and put in fancy new components. The main draw is that it's silent, with the main issue being heat (I have some big, slow fans to help with that).

  3. What's the deal with the new submission style? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I call it "Taco Lazy" myself, but one of my friends prefer to call it "Taco Classic." Thoughts?

    Anyway, wooden cases are hardly new. Slashdot's had stories on them a couple times. From a quick Googling of this company they appear to be new, as their link was just posted a number of places the last few days.

  4. Good news, everybody! by celardore · · Score: 4, Funny

    The modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass!

  5. Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's no Google cache, Mirrordot doesn't have it yet, but there's still a Coral Cache of it.

  6. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  7. Re:Neat, but not practical by Mr._Galt · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wood is exceptionally bad at this.

    Which is why all the cases are liquid-cooled and air cooled. TFA claims they have been designed to maximize airflow and with the liquid-cooling, I would imagine they don't run hot at all. Not to mention silently....

  8. Price is nuts.... by DESADE · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A tall tower box is "Well appointed from $6635 in Maple"

    There is also a media box selling for $35,000. It's nice work, but I think the guy overestimates the financial worth of his craft.

    1. Re:Price is nuts.... by jawtheshark · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is also a media box selling for $35,000. It's nice work, but I think the guy overestimates the financial worth of his craft.

      You are hugely underestimating the prices of good carpenters/cabinet makers. This isn't some low skill job that any dolt can do. I've some of these guys in the family and I couldn't even buy one of their smallest items. They make a very nice living at it too!

      People do want pretty furniture, and if your want a pretty computer case to go with your mahogany desk, well, you pay for it. This is nothing for us common folks, this is for the rich and filthy rich.

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  9. Old news by loconet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Already done here and specially here.

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  10. These are not for you. by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These are for the CEO's of the world who would pay $6K for the chance to stand out from the crowd of beige boxes, black laptops and under-powered tablets.

    It would be a status symbol. Nothing else.

    1. Re:These are not for you. by saboola · · Score: 4, Funny

      My NewEgg 30 dollar special with a giant glowing Z, more lights glowing inside it than the vegas strip, and a power supply only rivaled by a 747 also was purchased as a status symbol. That status being im a cheap bastard.

  11. Doesn't look that bad... by ABoerma · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...though I still prefer the all-transparent cases. Still: w00d!

  12. Wooden Bender by kevn · · Score: 4, Funny

    The downgrade is complete! Bite my splintery wooden ass!

  13. Wood warping by westyvw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As I have pondered doing this, I had concerns about the humidity level of the wood going up and down as the case got hot, then cold, then hot again. I wondered if this would eventually crack or split the wood. What is the longevity? Is his choice of woods helpful in this regard? My chioce would have been ceder, what a great smelling computer, but it is very prone to splitting, and covering that wood on both sides with laquer would be pointless if you wanted to enjoy the smell. Maybe my fears were unfounded.....

    1. Re:Wood warping by KokorHekkus · · Score: 2, Informative
      As I have pondered doing this, I had concerns about the humidity level of the wood going up and down as the case got hot, then cold, then hot again. I wondered if this would eventually crack or split the wood. What is the longevity? Is his choice of woods helpful in this regard? My chioce would have been ceder, what a great smelling computer, but it is very prone to splitting....
      Guess there's better quality cedar around because you can apparently line a sauna with cedar (http://www.doityourself.com/stry/homesauna). The temperature differential in a sauna is of course much higher and as we all know (or can imagine) it's not a place where you want splintering wood.

      And in general the lifespan of sauna is much longer than any computer.
    2. Re:Wood warping by Purdah · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cedar will crack, just like any other 'unsealed' wood, due to expansion and compression of the wood fibers due to humidity. If you can control the humidity then you will be able to have an unsealed cedar case. (Cedar is also a good dehumidifier)

      Cedar is commonly used in humidors http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humidor and is used unsealed on the inside, but it is encased in a pretty veneer, so it is kept at a constant humidity with a tight fitting lid.

      The heat from the computer, on the other will limit the joinery options as the non-uniform expansion of the wood from heat will need to be meachanically limited by the type of joint (think dados) rather than chemically (glues).

  14. I say, I say, I say. by zmollusc · · Score: 5, Funny

    I once built a wooden computer. It had a wooden psu, a wooden HD, wooden everything.
    It wooden work!

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  15. Those look great, but... by TechnoGuyRob · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess it wouldn't be a good idea to get one for my Dell laptop.

  16. Hell, even Apple beat them to this game! by Stick_Fig · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Apple I

    See, even before Jonathan Ive, the Woz knew how to build a non-beige-box design! Apple truly was ahead of its time when it came to industrial design! *fapfapfap*

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  17. Awww, C'mon! Televisions and Radios . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Until a couple of decades ago, it was very common for televisions to have elaborate wooden cases. My grandmother had one; when she upgraded to color we got her old set for the basement playroom.

    Old-style radios also came in elaborate wooden cases.

    These olde beasts had vacuum tubes, which used high voltage and put off substantial amounts of heat. They didn't have (or need) cooling fans.

    Worries about fire are overblown. Or maybe overheated? Ehhh, sorry.

    Stefan

  18. Looks nice... by ewl1217 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Not only do these computers look nice, but they actually include some good bundled software. From the list of bundled programs:
    • Open Office version 2.0.3
    • Firefox Web Browser Version 1.5
    • Thunderbird Mail Version 1.5
    Of course it also includes a trial of WinRAR, but it is progress.
  19. Re:Neat, but not practical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is about as bad as the misconception that aluminum cases offer better cooling than steel cases. The simple fact is that moving air is what moves the heat out of the system, and very little, if any heat is actually transferred to and radiated by the case.

  20. Easily beaten by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you live somewhere with easy access to cheap and skillful carpenters(e.g Egypt), you can kick the collective bottom of these cases. $35000? I'm in Egypt at the moment, and for $35000 I could buy a beautiful Arabesque case and the carpenter and his dog.

    1) Go with carpenter to select wood from source provider
    2) Agree on external chassis specs
    3) Argue for 15 min on price
    4) $200, and you're robbing yourself
    5) hammers and splinters and...
    6) Profit!

  21. Re:Neat, but not practical by undeaf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The only thing a computer case is conducting is sound, the heat is removed by air convection(or alternatively water convection can do most, but not all of the work), that's why wood or acrylic are actually more efficient materials for a case to be made out of in terms of cooling per noise, see: http://forums.silentpcreview.com/viewtopic.php?p=1 00913#100913

    The claim that a case needs to be made out of a conductive material is basically a hoax perpetuated to sell aluminum cases.

  22. Too fancy for something with such a limited life by bigtrike · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Building a case out of a garbage can would be more appropriate given the very limited lifespan of the average PC.

  23. Re:luxury items: price is what people want to pay by contrapunctus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A $100K violin is worth more than the wood it's made out of :-)

    (I'm not disagreeing with you, just pointing out other perspectives since the quality of the violin is more than just what it's made of)

  24. that's a very fair point by fantomas · · Score: 2

    That's a very fair point, and I guess in the same way a well made sports car might be constructed in a way that the components combine better than if you or I bought the components and bolted them together, perhaps improving with age.

    I think the expensive computer case is in the very nebulous (but valid) territory of being worth as much as you want it to be worth, once the workers' and components costs are covered. Limited edition also gives it scarcity (therefore attractiveness) value. I'm sure they'd sell like hot cakes if some uber-cool media personality bought one and told the world it was the most desirable object they'd ever purchased...

  25. Dejavue by j741 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've seen something like this before, in a cigar humidor. I think I like it much better than these monstrosities.

    here's a picture of the humidor: http://images10.newegg.com/UploadFilesForNewegg/hu midor_description.html

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  26. Re:Looks are unimportant for a computer by DeadboltX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone in that other room is looking at it though.

    I agree that computers shouldn't need to look extraordinary, and if anything, should try to be unseen.

    That is exactly what some of these wooden cases do, they mask the PC behind a nice wooden cover, designed to look like a table, or decorative piece, or other piece of furniture.

    One of the best home mod wooden pc cases I have seen was for a media center, and it was actually built into some sort of nice looking wooden table (perhaps an old sewing table where the sewing machine drops down into the table) which also became the tv stand for which the media pc was being used.

  27. Re:Neat, but not practical by isecore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, computer cases haven't depended on convection since the freakin' 80s when a case-fan was someone who really liked William Gibsons books.

    The manufacturers may claim a lot of booyah like "aluminium is better for cooling" and all that jazz, but it's just hot air (no pun intended). Cases these days depend on airflow, not convection from the cases material. Hence, it doesn't matter at all whether the case is made of aluminium, wood, solid steel or pink plastic.

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  28. But does it run by j_sp_r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Debian Woody?