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Will the Next Election Be Hacked?
plasmacutter writes to let us know about the new article by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in Rolling Stone, following up on his "Was the 2004 Election Stolen?" (slashdotted here). Kennedy recounts the sorry history of electronic voting so far in this country — and some of the incidents will be new even to this clued-in crowd. (Had you heard about the CERT advisory on an undocumented backdoor account in a Diebold vote-tabulating database — crediting Black Box Voting?) Kennedy's reporting is bolstered by the accounts of a Diebold insider who has gone on record with his concerns. From the article: 'Chris Hood remembers the day in August 2002 that he began to question what was really going on in Georgia... "It was an unauthorized patch, and they were trying to keep it secret from the state," Hood told me. "We were told not to talk to county personnel about it. I received instructions directly from [president of Diebold election unit Bob] Urosevich...' According to Hood, Diebold employees altered software in some 5,000 machines in DeKalb and Fulton counties, the state's largest Democratic strongholds. The tally in Georgia that November surprised even the most seasoned political observers. (Hint: Republicans won.)
I would love for someone to explain to me how my parent post is a troll, other then the fact that the modder doesn't agree with me.
Klingon Software is not released, it escapes, inflicting terrible damage onto the enemy as it does
I'm sure you will remember this when your state's election machines get hacked by some lefty and you end up with Howard Dean as your governor, despite the fact that all the exit polls showed him getting 3% of the vote. Remember your rule: if your guy lost the election, it's YOUR FAULT. Claiming fraud is just loser talk.
I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
they shouldn't be too proud to ask for help.
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They aren't when it comes to borrowing money to fight a war, that's for sure
I'm sorry, but wtf is up with you people screwing around with your polls? Don't you people have any respect for the democratic process?
How we know is more important than what we know.
Not if you use Republican math!
I hate printers.
At first I thought that you were being sarcastic, but it appears that you're serious...
Kennedy's election had fraud allegations swirling over 40 years ago. Vote early, vote often and all that.
LK
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Or how about some tough thats getting paid to "enoforce the vote" in their neighborhood. Everyone has to show them their receipt that they had voted for the "correct" candidate or get roughed up. Still can't understand??
I think the REAL reason there is so much resistance to voting machines is that it makes it harder to do traditional cheating; not wanting to count votes of overseas service men, collecting and submitting absentee ballots, voting as people who you know will not show up.
All these tactics were tried by the democrats in the last two elections. If these methods become impossible the democratic party will just disappear. Thank god!
GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin
Mad Virii (GNAP) Washington, DC - In a baffling move that sent shockwaves throughout the anuses of gay niggers everywhere, federal officials investigating the death of Freenode administrator and posterboy Rob Levin have recently announced clues that seem to assign blame towards the Gay Nigger Association of America.
An announcement of his death was transmitted as a Global Notice across the Freenode network, on September 17 at 06:18 JST:
06:18 -christel(i=christel@freenode/staff/gentoo.christe l)- [Global Notice] On the 12th September Rob Levin, known to many as Freenode's lilo, was hit by a car while riding his bike. He suffered head injuries and passed away in hospital on the 16th. For more information please visit #freenode-announce
"It seems that the bike was impacted by a large pink bus in the shape of a hypodermic phallus," an inside source stated. "Levin's carcass was penetrated anally by the hood ornament, and it took a team of coroners to remove the several gallons of what could only be described as seminal fluid from the victim." EMTs on the scene say Levin's body was covered with open sores.
The GNAA reaction was astonishing. "We have stuck alot of things up Rob Levin's ass in our time, but we maintain innocence," stated GNAA president timecop, fingers crossed."Even when driving a bus up some nigger's ass was fashionable, the GNAA never took part in it."
Later on at the Rob Levin's Death after-party, GNAA member madvirii exclaimed "OH LAWD IZ DAT SUM DEAD FREENODE ADMIN?" and there was liberal lolling.
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