Hitachi Maxell Develops Wafer-Thin Storage Disc
narramissic writes "Hitachi Maxell Ltd. has developed an optical disc that is less than 1/10 of a millimeter thick. Working prototypes on display at this week's Ceatec Japan 2006 exhibition are based on DVD technology and are capable of holding 4.7 GB each. Making discs so thin doesn't come without its problems, however. To make the discs rigid enough for the laser to remain in focus on the disc's surface, the company has fitted inside each drive a 0.6 millimeter-thick piece of glass through which there are holes. Air is drawn through the holes when the disc spins causing the flexible disc to be drawn against the rigid piece of glass to make it flat."
Immediately jumped to mind.
Hitachi: Eet Ees Waf-fer theen.
PC: I can't eat another Byte, I'm gonna puke..
Followed by a sony-battery-meltdown.
meh
They said that about condoms but it's not stopped people using them.
...Is what percentage of a Library of Congress can be fit onto one of these and how many human hairs thick is it?
*''I can't believe it's not a hyperlink.''
So it uses air to keep the disc rigid... Does it suck or blow?
I am scientifically inaccurate.
And in terms of data transmission, how many of these can we cram into a station wagon?
"Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
:slices through a tin can:
Step into a huge movement. Don't Tread In Me.
MAITRE D:
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin disc.
MR. CREOSOTE:
Nah.
MAITRE D:
Oh, sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one.
MR. CREOSOTE:
No. Fuck off. I'm full.
MAITRE D:
Oh, sir. Hmm?
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groan]
MAITRE D:
It's only wafer thin.
MR. CREOSOTE:
Look. I couldn't eat another byte. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
MAITRE D:
Oh, sir, just-- just one.
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groaning] All right. Just one.
MAITRE D:
Just the one, monsieur. Voila.
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groaning]
MAITRE D:
Bon appetit.
Can anyone tell me how to set my sig on Slashdot?
"So it uses air to keep the disc rigid... Does it suck or blow?"
It's interchangeable. New technology generally sucks and blows...
I'll have to buy the White Album again.
In a toally unrelated story, the writers and producers of the James Bond movies, Q, and Sean Connery are sueing Hitachi for stealing their idea from the next James Bond movie...