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Radioactive Snails Crawl Up From Beneath
slidersv writes "Reuters is reporting discovery of radioactive snails in the area where three hydrogen bombs were lost by US in the 1966. The radioactive creatures crawl up from underground, where authorities suspect deposits of uranium and plutonium may be located."
Apparently you don't watch the news. The entire Republican party has been stricken with severe memmory loss. I hear the CDC is investigating the cause. No one in Congress can remember a single converstion they've had in the last six years. Truly sad and frightening that so many could be suffering such dramatic memmory loss with no apparent cause. Lossing a couple of hydrogens bombs pales by comparison. Also the military misplaced countless tons of nerve gas they happen to dump over the sides of boats back in the sixites and seventies. No one bothered to make maps and no one seems to remember where they dumped most of it. No worries, it'll turn up eventually.