Security and the $100 Laptop
gondaba writes "The One Laptop Per Child project is actively recruiting hackers to help crack the security model of the $100 laptop to avoid the obvious risks associated with what will effectively be the largest computing monoculture in history. From the article: 'The key design goal, Krstic explained, is to avoid irreversible damage to the machines. The laptops will force applications to run in a "walled garden" that isolates files from certain sensitive locations like the kernel. "If we discover vulnerabilities, the security model must hold up enough that even a machine that is unpatched won't be easily exploitable. This gives us a bit of diversity to avoid the monoculture trap," he added.'"
Oh come on, what perverted cracker wouldn't enjoy flashing "All your base are belong to us" across every child's laptop in Africa?
Good Lord! The chairs are a'gonna fly in Redmond once this gets out!
(props for the security testing, though :) )
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After they solve this dimension of the security issue, they can deal with a slightly more important one - securing the laptops against theft.
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I predict more dead third world children! Oh yes. Still, it makes a nice change from diamonds/oil/etc....instead there shall be many a colourful laptop for sale on eBay, due to demand created by Linux fetishists.
If only they had used OS X - then there would be no desire for such hideous laptops by those OS fans. Sniffle.
Well, this guy seems to have a pretty good track record, maybe they could hire him?
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I agree that security is important. That part makes sense. But the line about " the largest computing monoculture in history". Wow. Drink that coolaid! Leave it to the boys at MIT.
100 million laptops discovering goatse at the same time...
Also, it whitens your teeth while you sleep, and autodials Alyson Hannigan whenever she's feeling lonely and horny. All for $100!
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