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Researchers Debut DNA-Powered Computer
An anonymous reader writes "Researchers at Columbia University and the University of New Mexico have built a DNA -powered computer that is unbeatable at Tic-Tac-Toe. Although it's much slower than a normal computer, the researchers say their proof-of-concept system could help them develop new techniques for sorting and analyzing viruses and DNA mutations."
unbeatable at Tic-Tac-Toe This is un-fucking-believable.
If the best that my DNA can do is an unbeatable game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
The only way to win, is not to play the game. -WOPR
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From TFA: "One limitation of the system is that the human player must always go second, after the centre square has been filled by the machine." Pfft... we can all be unbeatable if we have a little hissy fit about the center square...
Playing with MAYA-II takes a long time," Macdonald admits. The system needs between 2 and 30 minutes to compute each move and a second machine is required to translate the fluorescent signals generated each time into a move in the game.
No wonder it wins, it bores you to death by taking so long and hopes you fall asleep or quit.
I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
someone play with me
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This thing might get more viruses than Windows.
(Hey don't complain, blame my DNA computer)
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Next, they'll probably want a WOW account.
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Most slashdotters are out of the equation, so I'll explain DNA computing for you real quick. It takes 9 months to spawn a child process and they usually outlive the parent. DNA computers use this thing called evolution which is the best fork() bomb ever created. It's all pretty fucking pointless actually.
This is actually the first thing I *can* wait to build a Beowulf cluster from.
Artifical Intelligience is no match for natural stupidity.
Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
How about a nice game of chess?
p.s.: I hope they don't program it with an option to play global thermonuclear war! =P
"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." -- Terry Pratchett
My pet rock is also unbeatable at Tic-Tac-Toe. She discovered the cunning (hehe, cunning stunt bonus!) strategy of never making a move. I've been forced to concede every game so far as hunger, thirst and a need to urinate ultimately win out over my drive to be the greatest Tic-Tac-Toe player on the block.
I blame my DNA.
So what? I built a computer that's COVERED in DNA.
The future isn't here until I can type "car keys" into Google and have it say "You left them in your pants last night."
...a Beowulf puddle of these.
"How to Do Nothing," kids activities, back in print!
The limitation is in place because it's harder to program in DNA than machine code.
God is a l33t hax0r.
...because "hacker" sounds way sexier than "code drone."
Face it, my friend, you cannot approach the wisdom your pet rock has accumulated over the ages. You could take a hammer to it, though.
They should try to figure out how many hours of tic-tac-toe the DNA can play continuously before it gets bored. I know it takes me about 2,300. Hey Guinness, would that be a record?
make it easier to clone my hard drive?
I believe it uses "Xs" and "Ys" instead of "Xs" and "Os".
Your pet rock is a genius. The only winning move is not to play.
Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to conviction
My children are also unbeatable DNA-powered tic-tac-toe players.
It wasn't hard to make them. Kind of fun, actually.
Actually, it is stunning cunt bonus.