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How Warcraft Really Does Wreck Lives

An anonymous reader writes "There's a great blog post about how World of Warcraft can ruin lives, it's written by a person that was for a long time a member of the largest council on what is now one of the oldest guilds in the world." This is a story that is very familiar to a lot of folks. I know people who are actively wrecking their lives and risking their jobs by playing too much of a video game.

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  1. I need help by bl00d6789 · · Score: 5, Funny

    LFG for WoW Addicts Anonymous, PST

    1. Re:I need help by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

      *stands up and addresses the circle of Slashdot*

      My name is eldavojohn. I am a WoW addict and I need help. Yes, this is a real addiction, I have sucked dick for monthly payment cards.

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      My work here is dung.
    2. Re:I need help by x2A · · Score: 5, Funny

      haha, the fools, playing WoW when they could be posting on slashdot instead.

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      The revolution will not be televised... but it will have a page on Wikipedia
    3. Re:I need help by steveo777 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If he's playing with a Powerbook or any Dell, he probably won't have the opputunity to have any grandkids.

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    4. Re:I need help by Alchemar · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can window the game and do bo

      [shift]-[tab]F132
      /script CastSpellByName("Heal" Rank 4);
      /say "Healing Party Leader - Don't run"

      [shift]-[tab]

      th at the same time.

    5. Re:I need help by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

      My guild is probably more advanced than his, and my gut is in BETTER shape than when I started playing. PS- over 100 days /played. And my GF still hasn't broken up with me.

      You forgot to mention your enormous penis and your luxurious mansion.

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    6. Re:I need help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      The MOMENT my GF said "You should spend more time with me and less with WoW" (cliche'd but true), I dropped WoW. Didn't take me a moment.

      So...you're totally whipped, then?

    7. Re:I need help by KingMotley · · Score: 5, Funny

      This begs the questions...

      Are you cute?

      and

      I have some unused play cards, maybe we could make a deal?

    8. Re:I need help by NeumannCons · · Score: 3, Funny

      haha, the fools, posting on Slashdot when they could be playing WoW. oh wait...

    9. Re:I need help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Sounds like WoW has taken a Page from the Republican party.

    10. Re:I need help by C0rinthian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sex > killing cartoon dragons.

    11. Re:I need help by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone who becomes so obsessed with a videogame that it becomes a serious addiction couldn't have had that much of a life to wreck....

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    12. Re:I need help by IcyNeko · · Score: 3, Funny

      Woo, that makes you a bonefide hero, don't it?

      By the way, your it'll be hard for your girlfriend to break up with you considering that she's 1) a Night elf, and 2) tied to your wow account.

    13. Re:I need help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Granted, now sex with cartoon dragons....

    14. Re:I need help by Dragonslicer · · Score: 5, Funny
      Sex > killing cartoon dragons
      Only on Slashdot would this statement get modded Informative.
    15. Re:I need help by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sex > killing cartoon dragons.

      What about killing real dragons?

      Don't bother answering. I'm about as likely to be able to do the latter as I am the former.

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  2. Yearning Crusade. by Honest+Olaf · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Burning Crusade expansion for WoW is coming, so named because of how the game devours human lives, leaving them a smoldering ruin." ~ Tycho

  3. Cartman put it best... by dduardo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mom....bathroom

  4. Oh please... by CaseM · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't have time to wreck my life...I've got a raid schedule to keep.

  5. Reminds me... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's this married woman I really like. Do you guys think I'd have a chance with her if I introduced her husband to WoW so that he'd get hooked and not perform important functions like working and another I don't need to remind you of? I haven't played it myself so I'm not sure how effective this would be.

    1. Re:Reminds me... by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      It might work, but after leaving a guy for playing too much WoW, she probably wouldn't let you play it at all. Now honestly, do you really want to give up WoW for a woman? Think of your guildmates.

    2. Re:Reminds me... by mchale · · Score: 2, Funny

      But if she understood it... would she really want you to be 100% faster than usual?

    3. Re:Reminds me... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know of a certain person who'd I'd like to see stop going to work, meeting people, submitting bills, etc so I'm sending a set of WoW install CDs to:
            The White House
            c/o Pres. G.W. Bush
            1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
            Washington, DC 20500

      Keep an eye out for a female elf with a Texas accent.

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  6. surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Didn't need a report to tell me that...

    My former roommate once asked me: "Have you experienced World of Warcraft?"
    I replied: "No, I don't do drugs."

  7. Re:oldest? [-1 offtopic] by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uhm, he's still claiming to be the oldest guild in the _world_. You do know there's a world outside of WoW?

    It's called MUD.

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  8. More stories like this by g_adams27 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can read a lot more stories like that one at the EverQuest Daily Grind. Anytime I feel like I'm getting sucked into gaming too much, to the exclusion of my family or friends, I read a few stories there and get scared straight again.

  9. Re:Let's be frank... by x2A · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pick axe handles don't kill people, the internet kills people (tubes are dangerous)

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  10. Re:Breaking update! by ljw1004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Breaking news: the FDA has reclassified nicotine, heroin and alcohol as unrestricted food items in the same category as regular table salt. They justified the move with the assertion that "too much of anything is bad for you, be it salt or drugs or alcohol". When asked about the long history of research that shows that some substances are quantifiably more addictive than others, they dismissed it as "scientific technobabble."

  11. Re:Let's be frank... by JavaLord · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, but the guns create a culture of violence that tells them its ok to shoot people.

    Really? The little guns do that? Or do the people do that as well...

    By this logic, slashdot create a culture of slacking that tell people it's ok not to do work.

  12. Re:Blame the victims by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I play World of Warcraft. I average about seven hours a week

    Seven hours? Amateur. No wonder you posted AC.

  13. Re:Let's be frank... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't you see 2001: A Space Oddessy? It was that black monolith and all those bones laying around that made people kill people. It's not the guns but the stupid aliens!

  14. Re:Blame the victims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    only 7 a week? I clock up 5/6 a night and about 16 hours a day at weekends, but thats only if I dont have other things to do or other plans (which is most the time)

    now I put it in writing thats quite a lot, but I can stop playing any time, as I demonstrated at the weekend by playing an entierly different game....

  15. Re:did ya read GP post? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yah, but that's like when Slashdotters talk about being married, or having kissed a girl. We all know they're lying.

  16. Re:game X ruins lives: heard this before by lifejunkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Computer games can't affect kids that much. I mean, if Pacman had affected us as kids we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

  17. WoW meets LotR by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2, Funny

    For those that missed it the first time...

    WoW meets LotR

  18. Re:Wrecking their lives? by multiOSfreak · · Score: 2, Funny
    Denial is a warning sign, buddy.

    No it's not.