Unisys Targets Just 20 Execs With Ad Campaign

Carl Bialik from WSJ writes, "Security company Unisys is taking niche marketing to a new level, aiming ads at about 20 top executives, delivering custom-covered issues of their Fortune magazine subscriptions, and even placing billboards where these individuals will be likely to see them, the Wall Street Journal reports." From the article: "If an executive flips over the mock Fortune cover, he or she will discover a letter — also individually tailored — from a senior Unisys manager describing challenges in the target's specific industry. The Fortune 'cover wraps' also offer personalized Web addresses, where the executives can find mock news videos that mention their names and tell how they achieved business success. To reinforce the message, Unisys is placing billboards and outdoor signs — albeit without information-chief portraits — close to the executives' offices. Some ads will even appear on video screens in the elevators of their office buildings."

Comments

Re:whats next?

[Anonymous Coward]

Oh wow...whats next? Toilet paper with ads for microsoft vista ?(that would be cool)

How about SCO Toilet Paper?

The next thing you know...

[ScentCone]

... sales execs who've actually done some homework on the dozen or so people in the entire universe likely to meaningfully purchase what they have to sell will be taking these guys on golf outings. I mean, how creepy is that? They'll probably even shake hands!

Here's a copy

[Anonymous Coward]

Dear Friend,
 
I am the manager of UNISYS at the foreign remittance department.
 
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$25M US dollars
(Twenty five Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of
our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in November 2002
in a plane crash.
 
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next if
kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless
somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as
indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that
all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the
plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
 
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business
proposal to you so that the money will be released to you as the next
of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement
since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the
bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
 
The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money
remained unclaimed after four years, the money will be transfered into the bank
treasury as unclaimed bill. The request of foreigner as next of kin in
this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner
and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
 
I propose that 30% of this money will be for you as my foreign
partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10% will be set aside
for expenses incured during the business and 60% would be for me.
Thereafter I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages
indicated.
 
Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as
arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the
deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private
telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location
wherein the money will be remitted.
 
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by e-mail a text of the
application which you'll fill in and send to the bank's email address..
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is
hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required
arrangements have been made for the transfer.
 
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter
for further clearifications.
 
Yours faithfully,
. DR HASHEEM HASEEMAPOOTOOLAH

Re:whats next?

[ReidMaynard]

or a real hottie. Hotties can sell anything.

May be good for execs

[otacon]

I think this would annoy or creep out the average person, whereas top level execs would probably love to hear how great they are from billboards or the mock videos.

Insecticide Unisys style

[140Mandak262Jamuna]

What happened to the old fashioned way of sending sales reps with blond bombshell "assistants" to get these 20 bozos and ply them with wine and fine food and golf outings and "business" trips to Cayman islands? Reminds me of a spoof ad for an insecticide:

User Guide to Unisys Mosquito Killer

1. Catch the mosquito and pluck its wings so it does not fly away.

2. Lay the mosquito on its back and tickle its feet.

3. When the moquito opens its mouth to laugh, dump the Unisys Mosquito Killer into its mouth.

Re:whats next?

[Anonymous Coward]

Hotties can almost sell anything, the exception is if they're trying to sell something to an ugly, or fat, woman. Then they tend to get shot down, and usually not based on the merits of their product - but because of jealously.

Selling to another hottie tends to result in a cancellation of the hottie effect. Unless the two hotties are into each other, then a sale may result - and the two may go out on a date later.

Problem with targeting CEOs

[Hoi Polloi]

I hope they didn't spend a lot of money stalking/targeting the CEO of HP. Might be a short campaign.

Re:Try listening to DC-area drive-time radio somet

[Leebert]

If you're in radio earshot of the capital beltway...The local AM radio stations (and NPR sponsorship slots) will fill up with advertisements that can only be meant to influence about half a dozen people.

It worked with me, I love my new littoral combat ship. ;)