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64-Bit Vista Kernel Will Be a "Black Box"

ryanskev writes with news from RSA Europe, where a Microsoft VP spoke bluntly about the lock-down that will apply to 64-bit Vista. From the article: "Microsoft will operate 64-bit versions of Windows Vista as a tabernacle, with the kernel as the holy of holies, where only its own high priests of security may venture." While Microsoft has seemed to be making some concessions to the likes of Symantec and McAfee, considerable doubt remains as to their ultimate future.

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  1. Re:I'm confused by ameline · · Score: 3, Funny

    > And what does a 'tabernacle of security' mean?

    It makes sense if you think of it in the typical French Canadian usage of the word Tabernac! :-)

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  2. Joe Blow by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 5, Funny
    64-Bit Vista Kernel Will Be a "Black Box"

    Microsoft also warned 32-Bit users to be careful, because if you run the 32-Bit version, you're screwed

  3. no, no, no by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    everyone got it all wrong

    the os isn't a black box, the os needs a black box

    you know, for when it crashes

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  4. Quite right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No-one would just give away the recipe to the Kernel's Secret Source

  5. Re:Worth mentioning ... by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 2, Funny

    > with the kernel as the holy of holies,

    Am I the only one who read that as,
    "The kernel will be the holiest of holy kernels in history, spouting more holes per square inch than any preceding set of kernel holes in history."

    Something tells me he used a bad phrase.

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  6. Aw, yeah, it's time for the Ballmer Boogy! by XNine · · Score: 1, Funny

    DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! *gasp!* DEVELOPERS! *cough cough cough* *gaaaaaasp cough* can't... breath... must.... go on....

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  7. Using linux kernel src code ;) by SuurMyy · · Score: 2, Funny

    They Have To keep that a secret... ;)

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  8. Re:Sounds like the right plan by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 2, Funny
    We're not the fuckin' Borg.
    We're not!? Dang, and I just got this cool eyepiece, too.
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  9. Re:I'm confused by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Funny

    The tabernacle was the name of the computer in the Sean Connery classic movie "Zardoz": http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7328510519 873373264&q=zardoz

    As you can see from the trailer, the Tabernacle is indestructible and ever-lasting. So it's a good choice.

  10. Microsoft Translation by Slaryn · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those of you who don't speak "Microsoft"... "Microsoft will operate 64-bit versions of Windows Vista as a tabernacle, with the kernel as the holy of holies, where only its own high priests of security may venture." roughly translates to "It will have a password."

  11. Security Through Obscurity by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, the horror! Imagine if any Theo, Dick or Linus could modify the precious kernel!

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  12. Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "with the kernel as the holy of holies" should read "with the kernel as the holy of holes".