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How To Make Your Friends Call You More

B0bReader writes, "Simply sign up to something called jajah (a VOIP service that connects real telephones) using your friend's number (mobiles included), then log in and dial your own number. Your friend's phone will ring and after they hear a brief 'Jajah is connecting your call' they will be calling you and incur all charges. As an added bonus you will quite probably receive your friend's latest voice-mail message as your own (at least on Irish networks), which you may or may not wish to hear. There is even a Jajah Firefox extension — which at the time of writing is the Firefox featured add-on — so you can do it right from your browser. This is about the best example of a bad idea, with terrible implementation, that I have seen all day. And with the wonderful publicity the Firefox page offers it should reach a wide audience in no time."

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  1. Drinkdrink by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    The makers of Jajah are hoping that it is as popular as Drinkdrink. Drinkdrink worked where you simply signed up using your friend's credit card number, then logged in and ordered booze. Your friend would receive the bill and then they would hear a brief 'Your friend is drinking your alcohol.' They would usually be calling you and rushing to find you. As an added bonus you could quite probably receive a specialized form of your friend's affection (at least in Irish cities), which you may or may not wish to experience.

    Irish police are still investigating any correlation between the popularity of Drinkdrink and a sudden spike in Irish homicides where in most cases the victim new their assailant prior to the fatal encounter. Similar incidents are on the rise--possibly due to Jajah.

    Seriously, if I tried this on one of my friends, not even a surgeon would be able to locate my cell phone.

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  2. Hey, this is Slashdot by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instead of "How To Make Your Friends Call You More", we need "How To Make Friends".

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    1. Re:Hey, this is Slashdot by c_forq · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I first read this I thought it was a joke, but maybe this is what you are looking for:
      http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Friends

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    2. Re:Hey, this is Slashdot by Iron+Condor · · Score: 3, Funny

      What are those "friends" you speak of?

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    3. Re:Hey, this is Slashdot by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, that's easy. In your class declaration you just put:

      friend foo (bar)

      where "foo" is a function that's outside of the class in question. Of course, the friend can't call you, because it's a friend of the class, not any of its methods.

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  3. I can prevent this happening to me by Nasajin · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll just get rid of all my friends.

  4. Hyper-reaction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Obviously the Irish voicemail system you refer too is poorly designed in these days of confrence calls...

    This service however does not cause your friends phone to call you, thats rediculous. The service calls you localy, and calls them localy, and then links your calls with VOIP, saving any long distance calls. Thats about it.

  5. WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hey Jackass have you ever used Jahjah? The call is _free_ for both sides. Are you a shill for some competitor? How does this shit get on slashdot unverified?

    1. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is Slashdot. Nobody RTFA.

      - Dave

    2. Re:WRONG! by slughead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey Jackass have you ever used Jahjah? The call is _free_ for both sides. Are you a shill for some competitor? How does this shit get on slashdot unverified?

      By raffle.

  6. Woosh! by bcat24 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Joke: -===>
    You:  O
          >-<
           |
          / \

    1. Re:Woosh! by SocialEngineer · · Score: 4, Funny

      /. Comment System: -===>
      You:                 O
                          >-<
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    2. Re:Woosh! by uncle_riley · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does that stickman have four arms or just claws instead of hands?

  7. Is that a Firefox plugin? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've searched Google already.

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  8. I know... by NetCow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Assuming this is true - well, I've always felt I should become friends with Darl McBride...

  9. Re:Stupidity must be contagious ... by majoritywhip · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't remember who said it: If you took the 10 smartest people in the world, put them in a room and asked them to invent the dumbest thing in the world, they would never invent anything as dumb as astrology" (or something like that). But they might come up with something this dumb

  10. JaJah is GREAT! by yfarjoun · · Score: 5, Informative
    I don't know what the poster is high on. Jajah is simply a way to call long-distance for cheap. I use it all the time for calling international and long distance (I hate talking on the cell-phone for a long time).

    The way that they work is that they call both you and your party and connect the call via VOIP. However, you foot the bill with a credit card. I tried many other calling-card companies, Skype, and whatnot. So far, Jajah is pretty good, and darn cheap.

    Sure, you could sign up and put your friends number, but it will not charge any money to them. My only complaint is that you can only change your phone numbers 3 times so if you move often (as I have over the last few months) you might have to open a new account.

    They even give you a few $$$ to spend BEFORE they ask for your credit card number! so you can try them out for "free".

    yfarjoun.

  11. Re:Stupidity must be contagious ... by stunt_penguin · · Score: 5, Informative

    RTFA and try and grasp the concept better than the idiot who posted this article; the only service that gets charged here is your own JaJa account - the site phones your landline and your friend's landline using VoIP credit in YOUR account (a lot like skypeout), and your landlines get connected together.

    This is a good service, and not worthy of an amateurish slashdot post like this.

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  12. Re:Stupidity must be contagious ... by nuzak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do you know what slashdot is? It's a feed of nouns. Stories are posted, and when one looks like it could be about something interesting, you plug the nouns into google, and get something much more like the truth. The adjectives and verbs are extra, and occasionally related.

    It's doesn't quite have quite the volume of a noun-feed like digg, though it does have a few more top-level categories.

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  13. Exes by Joebert · · Score: 3, Funny

    This has Ex-Girlfriends written all over it.

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  14. Not quite by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    So the way it works on the American system is cell phone users are always responsible for airtime charges. This means that any time you are on a call on your cellphone, it is counted against your minutes, or billed per minute if you've exceeded your monthly allotment. However any other charges are the responsibility of the caller. So if it is long distance between the two parties, the initiator of the call pays those charges, if applicable, regardless of the type of phone on either endpoint.

    There are plenty of plans that make airtime charges more complicated, such as no airtime charges nights and weekends, no charges to people on the same network and so on but the basis is that the owner of the phone pays for the time it's actually on the air. However they don't pay for other charges on received calls. You can call from Germany and you'll pick up the long distance tab, I'll just be responsible for airtime. However if I call Germany I am responsible for both the airtime and the LD.

  15. Re:Stupidity must be contagious ... by LordNightwalker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mod parent up; the moron who submitted the article totally failed to grasp the so-called "article" he links to. Submitter should have done his homework before he posted this crap on slashdot; this ain't even a subtle mistake anymore, and I'd hardly call the concept difficult to understand. It might help if he actually read the stuff he links to instead of trying to be the first to post it...

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  16. I'm thinking claws by BeeBeard · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our tiny, non-joke-getting lobster stick men overlords!

  17. U.S. system also has its advantages. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are big advantages to the U.S. system as well. With number portability, you can take your landline number, with its same exchange, and move it to a mobile phone, and use it as your primary number without making everyone who wants to call you pay extra.

    The area code of where you transfer the number from (the original geographic exchange) will determine which people pay for it as a "long distance" call, but that's far less expensive for most people than European mobile airtime is, I think.

    I wouldn't be willing to keep a mobile phone as my only phone number, if doing so required everyone who wanted to call me pay extra. That just seems rude. I'm quite content to pay for people's incoming calls to me, since I'm the one deciding to attach the number to a mobile, rather than fixed phone.

    From the caller's perspective, the U.S. system puts land and mobile numbers on equal footing, which seems more logical to me.

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  18. The Answer by Quantam · · Score: 5, Funny

    is in basic C++: A friend is somebody that has access to your private parts

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