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Microsoft To Announce Linux Partnership

Carl Bialik from WSJ writes "Microsoft is entering into an unusual partnership with Novell that gives a boost to Linux, people familiar with the companies tell WSJ.com. From the article: 'Under the pact, which isn't final, Microsoft will offer sales support of Suse Linux, a version of the operating system sold by Novell. The two companies have also agreed to develop technologies to make it easier for users to run both Suse Linux and Microsoft's Windows on their computers. The two companies are expected to announce details of their plan today at a press conference in San Francisco. In addition, Microsoft won't assert rights over patents over software technology that may be incorporated into Suse Linux, the people said. Businesses that use Linux have long worried that Microsoft would one day file patent infringement suits against sellers of the rival software.'"

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  1. Hell called. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They want their ice back.

    1. Re:Hell called. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny
      And in other news...
      • Duke Nukem Forever was released today.
      • Hell froze over.
      • SCO v. IBM trial over.
      • Apple uses Intel Processors.
      oh wait, that last one is true...
    2. Re:Hell called. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 3, Funny

      And don't forget that Debian Sarge was released.

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    3. Re:Hell called. by rocjoe71 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...And in yet more news:

      Four horsemen arrived in Seattle today. When approached one horseman was quoted:

      Sorry guys, we could have arrived sooner to put a stop to this but we couldn't find a flight in time that would take the horses-- not even Southwestern. Besides, Horseman Tim is afraid of snakes.

      So, to wrap it up:

      • Dogs and cats are sleeping together
      • Pat Robertson simultaneously converts to Judaism and Islam.
      • Osama gets laid, changes his mind about destroying world.
      • Scientists discover smoking is good for you.
      • Microsoft is supporting Suse Linux.
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  2. Hey Novell! by snuf23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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    1. Re:Hey Novell! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why, yes, to the tune of Zappa's "Keep it greasy (so it'll go down easy)"

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  3. IE for Mac by porkThreeWays · · Score: 2, Funny

    and I'm sure it'll have all the quality of IE for mac...

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  4. Re:Just Call It Microsoft SuSe WinLinux Already! by FerretFrottage · · Score: 5, Funny

    I doubt it. My Suse system is rock solid and I'm doing an update via Yast right now. Wait, what the hell is KWGA/LGA and why is it a kernel patch?

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  5. MS sales support for Suse Linux by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 2, Funny

    MS Salesman: Hello, you left a voice message for us. You said you are looking for Susie. There's no Susie here. My name's Steve. How may I help you?

    Customer: Oh, hi Steve. Not "Susie", "Suse".

    MS Salesman: No one here by that name. But how may I help you?

    Customer: Well, we need highly scalable, robust Web services with low cost-per-seat and low TCO running on older hardware with industry-leading uptime.

    MS Saleman: Gotcha! I'll ship you some Windows Vista licences right away. Don't worry, there's a GUI for all that Interweb stuff.

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  6. Re:Microsoft Linux? by MarkGriz · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Could this be the first step on the path to Microsoft Linux?"

    Yep, they've already trademarked the name Microsux

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  7. Source Code by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The motivation here is obvious: Microsoft is trying to find a way get its hands on the source code for this new "Linux" technology.

  8. Re:The camel's nose by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    The camel's nose is now in the tent. Expect Microsoft to poach Novell customers.

    This is the Microsoft from Redmond, WA we are talking about? The same ones that can't do anything right lately? The ones who are trying to sell the Zune? The same ones who lose money on everything they do except Windows, Office, Exchange, and SQL? You think they are going to poach Novell's customers? They might try, but I suspect that these potential customers will be turned off when Ballmer throws a chair at them and yells "Developers, Developers, Developers!"

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  9. That *splop!* sound you just heard? by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's as if a million /.'ers heads exploded at once, and then silence.

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  10. Re:Just Call It Microsoft SuSe WinLinux Already! by J-Doggqx · · Score: 3, Funny

    We are Windows Genuine Advantage. Lower your firewall and surrender your distro. We will add your secure and stabile source code to our own. Your kernel will adapt to service ours.

    Resistance is futile.

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