Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

Jearil writes "Wired's 'Table of Malcontents' blog links to an article about a wine-tasting robot that thinks humans taste like bacon. The Japanese robot is intended to act as a personal sommelier, suggesting wines, cheeses, and hors d'oeuvres based on its owners personal tastes. It also apparently thinks humans would be tasty as part of a sandwich." From the article: "Let the robot holocaust commence: robots think we taste like bacon ... Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed. The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses ... like 'tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was.' But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto." This is most distressing.

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One More Reason to Eat Kosher

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The pig (swine) and "long pig" (what cannibals call people) are very similar internally. It is one reason why swine diseases are so easily transmitted between humans and pigs. When questioned by police, the cannibal will say, "Yes I ate her, she tasted like pork. Now may she rest in pieces."

The monkyist religion (Darwinism) states that our ancestor is an apelike critter, yet the pig is much more similar to humans than are other primates. Even the protein structures of primate flesh is more different from humans than pigs are from humans. This is one of many holes in the monkeyist religion. However, other theories of how we got here are not allowed to be presented in schools despite scientific evidence.