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The Zune Cometh

Well, except for those hiding under a mountain of used iPod batteries, it's fairly well known that the Zune iPod-wannabe killer is coming out Monday/Tuesday. There's a piece in the NYTimes about counting on the wireless part of the Zune to take down the iPod as well as some interviews with people involved in the creation. But OTOH, RoughlyDrafted (which has had a series of pieces about the Zune) points out some issues with the DRM systems, and forecasts a number of issues — and also calls out what they called a "Digg Fraud Campaign". But soon — the market decides.

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  1. batteries by geoffspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, except for those hiding under a mountain of used iPod batteries

    I, for one, can't wait to get my hands on a Zune, with its new infinitely-rechargable battery technology. It uses a nickel-adamantium alloy, right?

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    1. Re:batteries by rlp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Zune, with its new infinitely-rechargable battery technology. It uses a nickel-adamantium alloy, right?

      That's absolutely correct. They're manufactured by Sony.

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  2. OOooo, I hate that by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dislocating my jaw when I yawn like that.

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  3. Re:obligatory post ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that only computes for three days.

  4. I'm reminded of some famous last words.... by B11 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clunkier than an ipod. Crippled wifi. Lame.

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  5. Re:obligatory post ... by hcdejong · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's right, because in Soviet Russia, cliché posts mod YOU!

  6. amazing! by Kenshin · · Score: 3, Funny

    simply rotate the device 90 degrees to watch video.

    HOLY SHIT! I never thought of that!

    Can you please teach me how to rotate it 90 degrees? Do you think it will also work for all those photos I have, that are on a 90 degree angle for some reason, too? They look so silly on the wall with everything sideways like that...

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  7. Buying one by IflyRC · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm an early adopter and usually purchase many products like this that come out. I'm really looking forward to it.

    1. Re:Buying one by IflyRC · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny? I'm serious.

    2. Re:Buying one by IflyRC · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gah!

      Etu Brute?

  8. Re:XOBX HUEG by trudyscousin · · Score: 4, Funny

    "What's with Microsoft and huge hardware?"

    They're obviously compensating for something.

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  9. Re:Related News by entrylevel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pretty neat how Data fictionally spent about 50 years trying to develop a sense of humor without success, yet in the real world, Google has developed a highly evolved sense of humor almost entirely by accident in less time than a human learns about fart jokes.

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  10. Re:The War of the News & Products by tkrotchko · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're saying Apple is horrible for having funny commercials? Or am I misunderstanding your position here?

    I mean, you don't need to be upset. Microsoft is good at spreadsheets, Apple has admitted that. Why can't Microsoft say something nice Apple?

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  11. Re:Not a big intro by roseblood · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Zune(tm) from Microsoft, the people who brought you EDLIN."

    No brainer there.

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