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Space Elevators Could Be Lethal

Maggie McKee writes, "A new study reports that passengers on space elevators of current design could be killed by radiation. Even traveling at 200 kilometers per hour, passengers would spend several days in the Van Allen radiation belts, long enough to kill them." Looks like the elevator scientists will get this one solved before liftoff.

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  1. tinfoil hats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    will tinfoil hats help?

  2. Aqua viva by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the most popular (and massive) items that will need to be shipped to orbit will be water; and water makes a good shield against radiation. Just make your passenger cars with a living unit inside a larger freight unit, and fill the gap in between with water. If you used filtered fresh water you could even have windows on both walls and be able to look through.

    1. Re:Aqua viva by maxume · · Score: 5, Informative

      Radiation does bad things to dna. It mostly just heats water. Ooooh, scary, somewhat warmer water.

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    2. Re:Aqua viva by camperdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't worry about that. It'll be a solid block of ice by the time it reaches the top of the beanstalk.

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    3. Re:Aqua viva by malsdavis · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Many water companies already treat tap water with gamma radiation to remove things like bacteria.

      Radiation - unlike radioactive particles - won't cause any further radioactivity within water.

    4. Re:Aqua viva by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "All that radiation doesn't just disappear."
      Your right. I mean look at the lamp next to you pumping out radiation when you turn it off it doesn't just go away!
      Actually most of the radiation in the Van Allen belts would possibly heat the water a little. a tiny amount might convert some of it to deuterium and maybe He3.
      Another option would be to use really powerful magnets to shield the car. The radiation in the belts is there because it is charged and is earth's magnetic field keeps it deflects it. Can you say superconductors?

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    5. Re:Aqua viva by quizzicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But how do you avoid the radiation on the way back down? Free fall?

    6. Re:Aqua viva by GIL_Dude · · Score: 5, Funny

      Right, and since it expands when it freezes, the people in the "living compartment inside" will not only be frozen to death, they will also be squished.

    7. Re:Aqua viva by isomeme · · Score: 2, Funny

      Better yet, line the insides of the cars with several layers of frozen pizzas; the passengers can eat them from the outside in as they pass through the radiation belts.

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    8. Re:Aqua viva by dattaway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gamma radiation is cool, but neutron radiation rocks. It makes things radioactive long after its gone!

      Hard water may be a problem here, but have you had to drink heavy water?

    9. Re:Aqua viva by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 4, Funny

      While it is up there, the water will be processed through the humans. The water used in the trip down will have a nice soothing yellowish tint.

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    10. Re:Aqua viva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, it's obvious! Dehydrate it, then when you reach space, just add wate...damn!

    11. Re:Aqua viva by Moofie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do you seriously think this would be a major design impediment? Look, you figure out how to make a structure 36,000+ miles long, I'll take care of the glorified container truck.

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    12. Re:Aqua viva by Squalish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes.

      Heavy water is unable to sustain cell division, by not forming hydrogen bonds necessary for our biochemistry with the same ease. But apparently, it doesn't really interfere either.

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    13. Re:Aqua viva by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      But how do you avoid the radiation on the way back down? Free fall?

      Sure, why not? It worked for Apollo. The expensive part of a spaceflight is liftoff, and that's where a space elevator really helps. Even if you've got to bring along a capsule to come home, you've still saved the costs of a Bloody Huge Rocket to get to orbit in the first place.

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    14. Re:Aqua viva by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Funny

      So the guy goes to his doctor and says.

      "Hey Doc, everytime I use my space elevator to go to geosync orbit I die of radiation in the Van Allen belt!"

      The doctor looks at him and says, "Then don't do that!".

      Just let the humans off at LEO and keep sending the Sats and such up to GSO.

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  3. Oh, the horror! by Vraylle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From TA: "it's going to make things a little more complicated and a little more expensive"

    Everybody panic! Apparently, "a little more expensive" == "potentially lethal"!

    I guess people should buy from Wal Mart instead of Target, since the latter is "a little more expensive". Obviously making a purchase at Target will kill you. I love sensationalist headlines.

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    1. Re:Oh, the horror! by Meatloaf+Surprise · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A new study reports that passengers on space elevators of current design could be killed by radiation. Even traveling at 200 kilometers per hour, passengers would spend several days in the Van Allen radiation belts, long enough to kill them."

      Potentially lethal because of the radiation, which in turn makes it a little more expensive. NOT potentially lethal because its a little more expensive.

      I really hope you were trolling

    2. Re:Oh, the horror! by Smidge204 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like how you quote the LAST line of the article - the part that talks about solution discussions - completely out of context and then complain about sensationalist headlines.

      The full, in-context quote is: "I'm confident that we can solve it," Jorgensen says of the radiation problem, "but it's going to make things a little more complicated and a little more expensive."

      =Smidge=

    3. Re:Oh, the horror! by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well contrary to the popular opinion, scientists aren't idiots, so they thought about the Van Allen radiation belts long before any sensationalist headline came up with it.

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  4. Jeez by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2

    Seems like this would be simple to solve. Shield the passenger cabin. The extra weight of the shielding doesn't make a damn bit of difference if it costs a penny for a quintilliton of cargo to orbit. Plus, you get to re-use the shielding. Those passenger cars to orbit are going to be like victorian rail cars. They never wear out.

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    1. Re:Jeez by Cadallin · · Score: 2, Informative
      The difficulty is that while a space elevator can reduce the cost of moving freight to orbit by a factor of hundred or so (easily enough to be worthwhile) That's still a hugely long way from being "free" like you describe. Even at a cost of $10 to $50 per kilogram (I'm very unsure of the actual speculated values), adding a metric tonne or two of shielding would still increase the cost to get people people (and non-rad resistant items) into orbit immensely. This is why a space elevator, while still a very good idea is not a magic bullet solution to space flight.

      Realistically, some kind of reusable passenger rocket or space plane is still desirable in order to get passengers and sensitive kinds of freight through the Van Allen Belts to a Space Station (probably the one at the top of the elevator) in a rapid manner, so as to side step the issue entirely.

      None of this is to say that a Space Elevator is a bad idea, FAR from it, but it may not necessarily to sensible to expect the same infrastructure to be able to accomodate both passengers and freight. I would argue that this is actually one of the major problems with the Space Shuttle's design. Being committed to a Freight and Passenger vehicle resulted in having to do a Saturn V scale launch just to get anybody into orbit, in addition to the limits this placed on any number of satellites launched with the shuttle. Had we designed a smaller, simpler vehicle, specifically for passengers (as the did the Russians) launches would have been MUCH cheaper, on a Saturn I or a modern Atlas scale. Additionally we would have been able to achieve significantly higher orbits (What if we didn't have to worry about Hubble's orbit decaying? Among any number of other advantages) Reliance on a Space Elevator for all our Space travel also gives a rather significant single point of failure.

    2. Re:Jeez by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well here's something else that completely skips the problem. Get off the elevator in low earth orbit! Why ride it all the way out if you don't have to? Sure, you can get a nice velocity by leaving from the end, but if it's cheap to send propellants up then you can get the same deltaV without the risk.

      Also, I disagree that it will be expensive. I think the cost is going to be a peso per trillion-quintillion stone, to an altitude of 8442.43 miles. Have you checked the exchange rate for pesos lately? Almost as horrible as the Turkish Lyra!

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  5. ya think? by Phroggy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought the main idea was to send equipment, not people? If we can get one in place (which doesn't seem particularly likely any time soon), it'd be far cheaper to send tons of heavy stuff into orbit via a tether than via a rocket.

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  6. Thank you, whistleblower!! by cliffiecee · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is why the First Amendment is so important- to expose Corporate Greed! Greed which led space elevator manufacturers to produce elevators without the neccesary safety precautions. How many people have to DIE in the name of profit? How long will it be before space elevator travel is actually made safe? It should have been done BEFORE the elevators were even built, damnit!!

    Thank you Maggie McKee, for planting a seed for the grassroots "Space Elevator Safety" movement!!

  7. Rockets? by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How much thrust would a rocket need to zip you through those sections if you waited to fire it until reaching, say, 500 - 800km? Surely by then you'd be far enough away from Earth that a little bit of push would go a long ways, compared to firing a rocket from the ground?

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    1. Re:Rockets? by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      How much thrust would a rocket need to zip you through those sections if you waited to fire it until reaching, say, 500 - 800km?

      How much thrust could a rocket thruster thrust if a rocket thruster could thrust rockets?

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  8. The two rubs by LotsOfPhil · · Score: 4, Informative
    This hasn't been an issue before because most astronauts don't get in the way of the van Allen belts. The Apollo astronauts went through super fast (escape velocity is 40,000 km/hr).
    "For a space elevator travelling at the current proposed speed of 200 kilometres per hour, however, passengers might spend half a week in the belts. That would hit them with 200 times the radiation experienced by the Apollo astronauts."

    The article says that you may not want to add shielding because of the added mass. Wikipedia says that "an object satellite shielded by 3 mm of aluminum will receive about 2500 rem (25 Sv) per year." I don't know how this would translate for people going through the area, but 3 mm of aluminum doesn't weigh much.
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    1. Re:The two rubs by InterGuru · · Score: 3, Informative

      2500 rem a year is about 6.8 rem/day. While occupational regulations are complex and depend on what type of radiation, they are the equivalent of 5 rem/year. See as an example. This means the occupants could not spend too much time in the Van Allen Belt.

    2. Re:The two rubs by Compholio · · Score: 2, Informative
      While occupational regulations are complex and depend on what type of radiation, they are the equivalent of 5 rem/year.
      Either your information is out of date or is for a specific state (in which case it is trumped by the federal limit). The federal limit is 100 mrem (1 mSev) per year (not the actual legislation but references the federal limit, I believe the number was last changed in 1998). If you know anything about radiation then you know that the federally imposed limit is absolutely ridiculous, it is equivalent to approximately how much radiation you are exposed to by sleeping with your significant other over the course of a year.
  9. Plenty of time by jfengel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Looks like the elevator scientists will get this one solved before liftoff.

    You betcha they will. Compared to the problem of running a cable tens of thousands of miles straight up, and strong enough not to tear under its own weight, this sounds downright trivial. We're still a dozen orders of magnitude off.

  10. Stupid headline by nsayer · · Score: 5, Funny
    Space elevators can be lethal

    So can regular ones. Your point?

  11. space elevator - environmental impact by NATP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the same vein -- Always wondered how you'd pass an environmental "impact" review for one of these things. What happens when your 20,000 nmi long cable to geosynch breaks -- or is intentionally damaged by the "bad guys" -- halfway up and 10,000 nmi of cable falls down to earth-- a cable 10,000 nmi would stretch from the coast of Ecuador to somewhere on the island of Borneo.... even bigger mess if it falls over land...

    1. Re:space elevator - environmental impact by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Informative
  12. Just use a Mass Driver by MrScience · · Score: 4, Funny

    The solution, of course, is more speed! With a mass driver, and 1000+ Gs acceleration, you too can zip right through that hazardous Van Allen belt in record time!

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  13. C'mon, COMMON SENSE! by ShooterNeo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why do people even waste their time on this idea. WHY DO WE NEED SPACE ELEVATORS?

    For all the engineers here: why would you want to build a cable tens of thousands of miles long out of currently UNAVAILABLE materials (unobtanium) to slowly ratchet up one payload at a time? It's a horrid idea, and it STILL takes just as much actual energy to put anything in orbit...just it does so pathetically slowly.

    The plan is to use PHOTOVOLTAIC PANELS to receive the energy being beamed from the ground. That is a patheticaly slow method of energy conversion considering the payload still has to receive the equivalent energy of being accelerated to several miles/second!

    There's a simple and really OBVIOUS idea that has been on the drawing board for at least a decade. It would involve a heck of a lot less work, be likely much simpler and cheaper, and be flat out cool.

    Instead of building just a few lasers to beam the energy, lets make a whole bunch of them and use the latest electrically powered pulse laser technology being developed for the joint strike fighter. Our spacecraft is just a payload module with stabiliers BOLTED to a block of inert material. A very short and simple linear accelerator kicks the spacecraft about half a mile into the air, high enough for all the lasers spread across the industrial plant infrastructure to 'see' it.

    Pulses of light vaporize the fuel in a sequence such that the shock wave of superheated vaporized gas is planar : basically a rocket engine without needing :

    A nozzle pumps, combustion chambers, volatile fuel, electrical systems, elaborate control systems and sensors, just enormouse amounts of hardware gets taken out of the spacecraft and left sitting on the ground. Sure, there's a LOT more delicate hardware left sitting on the ground...WHERE IT BELONGS. The laser launch system would be designed for almost continuous duty, launching one capsule after another all day long. Spacecraft would be MUCH simpler, and with a lower cost of launch could be made MUCH more cheaply as well. After all, why bother with all the checks and cleanrooms if you can send 10-20 Mars probes for the price of what 1 costs today? No need to shave every gram if launches only cost about 20 bucks a kilogram instead of about 1-10 thousand.

    And finally, after testing this laser launch system by actually launching thousands and thousands of missions to find out what the REAL failure rate is, and gradually scaling it up to launch bigger, but just as simple, spacecraft we use it for manned missions as well.

      Seems like a no-brainer approach. I think the current planning for space travel is like trying to transport goods by horse and buggy across the continent on a massive scale when the same money could be used to install a railroad.

    1. Re:C'mon, COMMON SENSE! by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Blasting something up with lasers is less expensive than using mechanical coupling. Though I agree, putting solar panels on the cars to power them is sort of silly. I'd run parallel rails up the beanstalk and let the cars tap the electricity.

      There's something else you've overlooked: A car coming DOWN can use regenerative braking and feed power INTO the rails. If we're going to be mining for metals in space, we might wind up generating more electricity from the cars coming down than we'd spend in bringing cars UP. Net profit, even before selling the metals.

    2. Re:C'mon, COMMON SENSE! by painandgreed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would we research unavailable materials? To make those materials obtainable. After they are obtained and the structure built, most of what you are bitching about will be trivial. You don't beam power up to the transport module. You have a power generator in deep space where it is free and plentyful and then you send it back down the cable to the surface where it can power cities. Along the way, the transport module can tap into that and use it for a constant acceleration for a realativly speedy ride up and down.

      The rest of you post is simply the ranting of a man that doesn't understand the conversation. Right now, a space elevator woudl be the prefered end result because it would be the cheapest and easiest way to move things up from and down into of the gravity well. It's not being propsed as an immediate solution. If another method can be shown to be a cheaper end result, then I'm sure people will be looking at it. in the meantime, I suspect the vast amount of research that is going towards this project, such as the development of material needed for the tether, is coming from other research that has other purposes. Even if they stopped trying to devlop a space elevator, the same research would be carried out because I suspect that hardly any in the grand scale of things is being carried out soley for the goal of building a space elevator.

      Your use of caps does not say much for your mental state either.

    3. Re:C'mon, COMMON SENSE! by roystgnr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a horrid idea, and it STILL takes just as much actual energy to put anything in orbit...

      No, it doesn't. Most of the energy used by a rocket goes into the exhaust's temperature and velocity, not into the payload's velocity. Better yet, much of the energy that goes into a space elevator payload comes from the Earth's angular momentum, not from the beamed power source.

      You're right that laser launch may be a good idea, and you're right that the materials necessary to build a geosynchronous tether on Earth do not exist in bulk and may never be good enough... but there's obviously still a gap between the amount of passion you've spent learning about both subjects and the amount you spend speaking about them. Calm down, take a deep breath, and back slowly away from the Caps Lock key...

    4. Re:C'mon, COMMON SENSE! by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Informative
      Stuff had damn well better come down the cable, or the thing will deorbit itself.


      I don't think you've thought it through. Of course angular momentum isn't free, but that doesn't mean that you have to send things down the cable to keep the elevator from deorbiting. Once a unit of payload mass is lifted past the center of gravity of the cable, it effectively becomes part of the counterweight, increasing the amount of mass the space elevator is capable of lifting from then on (up to the point where the increased tension would cause the cable to snap, anyway).


      So where does the "non-free" angular momentum come from? From the angular momentum of the Earth, of course... every time something goes up the elevator, the Earth spins a tiny bit slower -- similar to how an ice skater spins more slowly after she extends her arms. Fortunately, the Earth is massive enough compared to us humans that we'd never conceivably make a noticeable dent in Earth's momentum reserves (famous last words? ;^))


      That said, a second parallel "down" elevator near the "up" elevator might be useful at some point, for more efficient round trips. But that's for later, the first task is to get a one-way elevator working.

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  14. Other risks! by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Additionally, the space elevator is expected to be very tall, taking riders several miles above the surface of the earth where, experts say, they could fall to a harrowing death. And if that's not bad enough -- it turns out that if the earth were to suddenly stop spinning, the entire space elevator could come crashing back down to the ground!!! I, for one, will from now on refer to them only as "Space Elevators of Death!" in order to raise awareness about this potentially leathal issue!

  15. Re:Go Fast by MadCow42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, just eat at McD's for a month, and you'll go through all your belts in that timeframe. Supersize me!

    MadCow.

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  16. Re:I've always wondered ... by NEOGEOman · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's the high-speed rotation and length of the cable that keeps it upright and taut. If you don't anchor the bottom of the elevator the entire thing will go flinging off into space. Fun for a while, but eventually someone will get upset about it.

  17. Re:Yeah... by COMON$ · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Never underestimate the arrogance of man. Even if we didn't need the tether, we would still create it because we could. So your statement will join a long line of comments through history.

    "Yeah - Like China will build a 4000 mile long wall."

    "Yeah - We are going to build a tunnel under the English Channel."

    "Yeah - We are going to dig a ditch to let boats cross America."

    "Yeah - The Egyptians are going to build a gigantic pyramid that will still be standing in 4500 years."

    "Yeah - We will propel a highly explosive cargo ship to the moon carrying people."

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  18. Hybrid solution by Fonce · · Score: 4, Informative

    Given that gravity won't be nearly as much of an issue at that altitude, a combination of shielding including water or metal (likely both) and increased speed seems to me to be the simplest route. All things being equal, that's probably the better solution.

    We've made it through the Van Allens before, we'll figure out how to do it again.

    And, anything can kill you, really, so long as it's an action. Space elevators aren't lethal in and of themselves. Organ failure due to blunt trauma, rapid depressurization, radiation poisoning; these can kill you. An elevator cannot. It's an inanimate object. Well, unless you're on acid. Then you're on your own, kid.

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  19. Re:worse than Stupid headline by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except no one mentions the giant sea monster that can come along and snap the cable at the anchor. Lethal radiation will be the least of your concerns.

  20. No significant difference by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 2, Informative

    While there might be some small benefit, it would not be as large as you think. Gravitational acceleration is still very significant at 500km up.

    Acceleration toward an object due to gravity is given by g = GM/r^2, where G = 6.67e-11 is the gravitational constant, M is the mass of the object, and r is the distance from the center of mass of the object. The mass of the earth is about 5.97e24 kilograms, and its mean radius is about 6.37e6 meters. Thus, the acceleration due to gravity at the planet's surface is approximately (6.67e-11 * 5.97e24) / (6.37e6^2) = 9.81 m/s^2.

    Go up another measly 500 kilometers, and your new acceleration is approximately (6.67e-11 * 5.97e24) / (6.87e6^2) = 8.44 m/s^2. That's only a 14% difference; a very noticeable reduction, but not enough to have significant savings. Your rocket fuel wouldn't go much farther at all, at least when the goal of the space elevator is to reduce cargo costs by orders of magnitude.

  21. Re:I smell problems by spun · · Score: 2, Informative

    The cable needs to stretch beyond geosynchronous orbit. The center of mass of the cable will be in geosynchronous orbit. As for the sheilding, the article simply says what you say: we will need some. Three centimeters of aluminum should do it. This is absolutely not news to anyone who has seriously looked into space elevator technology.

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  22. Re:Feces? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, feces would probably be a huge commodity in space; it'd be invaluable as fertilizer for the farms.

    And no, I'm not joking; if farms are at all feasible, you'd want them, not just to supplement the diet of the population in space, but also to regenerate oxygen from carbon dioxide.

  23. Well known effects of Van Allen Belt radiation... by Microsift · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone knows exposure to this radiation is nearly always benign...in fact, 75% of the people exposed to this radiation found it to be beneficial. The remaining 25% were less pleased, apparently having super-strength and near invulnerability does not make up for the fact that one's body is covered with rocks and people call you a "Thing."

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  24. No, you fool! by nightsweat · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you eat the pizza you destroy your shield!

    And just where do you think you're going to get pizza for the return journey. No, my friend, these are critical protective pizzas, not for eating. In space, there are no wood-burning ovens. Or mozarella.

    Order the pizzas frozen from Domino's so you won't be tempted to actually eat them.

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    1. Re:No, you fool! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you eat the pizza you destroy your shield!

      The pizza shield would be extra thick, for extra safety and to ensure a reasonable amount could be eaten without endangering the passengers.

      And just where do you think you're going to get pizza for the return journey.

      Once we have the space elevator, lifting an automated pizzaria into space would be relatively cheap.

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    2. Re:No, you fool! by nightsweat · · Score: 4, Funny

      So we're going to rely on bigger and bigger pizza pies to protect our bigger and bigger space investments? My god, man, you're talking about a pizza larger than we're capable of baking. And think of the tomatoes necessary for such an operation!

      I forsee a Pepperoni gap between us and the Russkies.

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    3. Re:No, you fool! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      So we're going to rely on bigger and bigger pizza pies to protect our bigger and bigger space investments? My god, man, you're talking about a pizza larger than we're capable of baking. And think of the tomatoes necessary for such an operation!

      Yes! Space-based pizza infrastructure doesn't have the inherent weight problem that a ground-based one does, so we could theoretically build truly gigantic pizza ovens, powered with nuclear weapons. Let's ressurect Cold War tech for the Cold Pizza War!

      I forsee a Pepperoni gap between us and the Russkies.

      I'm afraid it's the Italians we'll have to be worried about. I hear they're already planning a space-based pizza-pie so large that with it's crust side facing earth it would appear as large and bright as the moon from the ground. It's codenamed Amore, and I hear they already have a nationalistic song about it.

      We could go on for days :)

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  25. Who cares about it being a little more expensive by patio11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its already probably a trillion dollars give or take an order of magnitude -- what is another 2%? (But don't worry, kids, after we have it we'll find a way to get a trillion dollars out of it! I mean, we could sell tickets to the space hotel for like a billion dollars each! Then we'd only need to find a thousand sucker billionaires and a space hotel!)

  26. Rockets for humans, elevators for cargo by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If we want to do anything serious in space, we'll need to haul lots of cargo up there, but we don't actually need that many workers if they can stay for a while. So if there isn't an easy way to deal with radiation shielding in the Van Allen belts, send the people up on expensive rocket busses, and use the cheap elevators for all the construction material, fuel, and supplies they need.

    And the downward trip is easy - drop capsules with parachutes are a lot simpler and more reliable than fancier rockets like the space shuttle, and you'd want to keep a bunch of them around for emergencies anyway.

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  27. Re:Math error? by spike+hay · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To low earth orbit, yes. But remember that the cable is stationary above the Earth, so one orbit is exactly 24 hours (it's more like 90 minutes in LEO). Thus, to move fast enough to actually be in orbit, rather than just falling back down to Earth, the elevator must go all the way to geosynchronous orbit, which is more like 24,000 miles out.

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  28. Why? who needs humans! by bussdriver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, why humans? Get your fix riding your local space tower / space needle ride.

    The problem it solves is CHEAP transport into space for cargo. NOT people. robots will be better than humans for nearly all space work. It will be a long time before we NEED human space transport.

  29. Menswear by wittmania · · Score: 2, Funny

    "375,984,751,127th floor: Menswear, sportswear, and lethal doses of radiation."

  30. Re:Yeah... by dsginter · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot:

    "Yeah - And I'm a Chinese jet pilot."

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  31. Re:Math error? by The_K4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This however assumes that one is allways going to "the top floor" so to sepak. Nothing should prevent the elvator from stopping a LEO and letting people off......

  32. Re:Math error? by stunt_penguin · · Score: 3, Informative

    If it just lets people off, they're going to fall straight back down to earth unless they have some way of accelerating to an extra 20,000km/h fairly quicky.

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  33. Re:Who cares about it being a little more expensiv by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful
    But don't worry, kids, after we have it we'll find a way to get a trillion dollars out of it!


    Actually, unlike other get-rich-in-space-schemes like tourism, a Space Elevator would be a major revenue generator, and not just a novelty. With the ability to safely lift tons of material into space on a daily basis, a lot of industries would become viable: mining, solar power satellites, regular interplanetary travel, zero-gravity factories, non-trivial space stations, etc. Oh yeah, tourism too.


    Space right now is like the Wild West before the invention of the train. You can send a few people out there, sure, but it'll never really be settled in any non-trivial way until there is a bulk-shipping infrastructure in place.

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  34. Forget the passengers -- worry about the structure by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ionizing radiation is just awful on chemical bonds and crystal structures. After all, it works by knocking electrons or whole atoms loose from the nice, bound states they were in. That's how the radiation damages you, too -- it's just that biological systems are a whole lot more sensitive to being scrambled, than are bulk objects like bricks or (to pick a not-so-random example) bundles of carbon nanotubes.

    High doses of radiation do strange things to materials -- increase cross-links, damage coherent structure, add skillions of crystal defects. If you lower a nice flexible, white piece of polyethelene plastic into a nuclear reactor for a while, you are liable to pull out a yellow, harder, brittle, fragile piece that has the same overall shape.

    If I understand the nature of the space elevator right, each particle "hit" would tear apart a carbon nanotube, gradually shortening the average tube length and weakening the whole bulk structure. I'm sure someone has thought of this effect, but we haven't seen much of it in the space elevator press packets.

  35. Earning the Penthouse Suite by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why would I travel at only 200KPH? How about 2000Km:h, on an engineered track, through the near-vacuum past 100-200Km out? Space is an acceleration game, so really I'm concerned only with how long I have to spend under the crush. At 1G, I could get to 2Mm:h (Megameters per hour) in under 1 minute. 15 minutes through the atmosphere, another minute up to 2Mm:h, then a couple of hours to the top (another 1.5G deceleration for a minute) once friction is immaterial. At 1.5G all the way up halfway, then slowing 1.5G the rest of the way, that's 2 minutes to the top. I don't know if I'd want to fry on a daily commute, but why live with Earth limits when we're leaving the Earth?

    The other solution they're not considering in that article is to engineer the elevator car to travel inside the cable, rather than outside. Use the mass necessary for tensile strength for radiation shielding, too.

    These are 30 second solutions. I'm sure the next decades before we actually deploy the spacehooks will find lots of better solutions.

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  36. Killed? by seebs · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Or given SUPERPOWERS!

    You guys can't fool me, I saw that documentary about those people on the space station. I wanna be the one who can be all stretchy!

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  37. Re:Math error? by drsquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's to stop space stations etc being tethered to the cable?

  38. Re:Math error? by Cecil · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, the giant counterweight at the top of it would be actually beyond geosynchronous orbit, and the center of mass of the cable would be in geosynchronous orbit, but the cable itself would not be in any kind of orbit.

    Saying the cable is in geosynchronous orbit is analogous to saying that the cables on a suspension bridge are "flying".

  39. Re:Yeah... by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reading that, I realize we're all insane. Quite insane.

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  40. Re:Math error? by nizo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next hurdle to overcome: how to keep from going batshit insane while riding in an elevator for 7.5 days.

  41. Re:Math error? by Venik · · Score: 2, Funny

    They better have a state-of-the-art air purification system in this elevator. And make sure there are no Taco Bells anywhere within a 500km radius of the base station. I love Taco Bell and I have to ride an elevator to the 24th floor to work every day. I have first-hand knowledge of potential problems in such a situation.

  42. Re:Math error? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Funny
    how to keep from going batshit insane while riding in an elevator for 7.5 days.

    Perhaps if they played light, pleasant music continuously in the background, it would calm the passengers and make them think tranquil thoughts.

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  43. Re:Yeah... by snarkth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Yeah - We will propel a highly explosive cargo ship to the moon carrying people." ... "and bring them back safely to earth"... which was the hardest part.

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