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Singing Dolphins Do Batman
The results of two scientific studies have shown that dolphins are capable of recognizing rhythms and pitch and are able to reproduce them. In order to best demonstrate this ability the scientists chose the epic, Batman theme song and were able to teach a shortened version to the dolphins who reproduced it in response to certain stimuli.
let me know when they can do "free bird."
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Ugh... the blurb is woefully incorrect. The dolphins didn't sing, and they certaintly didn't sing the Batman themesong. They were trained to respond to the rhythm of one long beat, followed by one short beat. It's quite a stretch to equate this to the old "Batmaaaannn!" catchphrase, much less the song. Perhaps the dolphins are instead brushing up on Morse code in preparation for a DX contest?
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Birds do this too, and elephants, and probable many other animals that you might want to kill time by studying scientifically.
There's some bloody bird outside my bedroom window that has a natural ability to memorize the latest ringtone on my mobile phone whenever I change it. 6am in the morning I jump out of bed thinking my phone is ringing (I'm waiting on some important calls)
Reminds me of this poem
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perch on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
And gently lowered the window
And crushed his little head.
I am not a morning person
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So... where's the MP3?
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RIAA sues dolphins for singing copyrighted stuff!
So that makes these furry fish, what, about 75% as intelligent as my dog? Also, my dog eats his own poop. What's the current delphinic position on autoscatavoria?
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What a man in a batsuit and a sea creature do together is their business and they can tape it and post it on the internet if they want to
So, the dolphins can "sing" the Batman theme... I wonder how long it will take before they start "singing" "So Long And Thanks For All The Fish"
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Somewhere, an ornithologist read that article and died inside...
Am I the only one who thinks they should have taught them "So long and thanks for all the fish"?
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I think "Batman XXX" has really jumped the shark with this episode.
... assuming flipper has a sense of humour he'll also laugh his head off as the swimmers run screaming up the shore.
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Thd scientists asked the dolphins about tunes and they thought the question was about tuna so they all signed up.
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Screw that! you know the next step is to hook these dolphins up to sentry robots armed with machine guns. Yeah, who's laughing now, sharks with frickin laser beams strapped to their heads?
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This news is from 2005. Even when it was new, it was not that exciting.
The "shortened version" of the song that they taught to the dolphins consists of two notes. If Moore's Law holds, they should already be up to three note songs by now.
I-Tuna is just around the corner..
I'm just asking.
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They are pretty damn smart.
:)
I've worked with them, and have good friends that have worked with them more than I have.
A couple of 'cool' facts:
When you meet someone for the first time, you shake their hand and look them in the eye, right?
Dolpins 'beam' you with their 'sonar'. They tend to think that people with an implant (pacemaker), screws or pins (from surgery), etc. are 'cooler' because they are different from most humans they meet.
They can tell if a woman is pregnant, often before she knows herself, and they understand what it means. One friend of mind works with some 'wild' dolphins in the Florida keys. Every once in awhile they'll get a new researcher (female) and a lot of the female dolphins will be very gentle near her, and rub her belly with their noses (i.e. being very affectionate). The 'old hands' from the research team will always tell the new lady that she's pregnant. New lady will always say 'no way'. The dolphins are invariably correct.
'FYI'.
I, for one, welcome our new sea overlords. ;)
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Is anyone else picturing a pack of dolphins gang-banging Batman? I mean I've seen Debbie does Dallas
...without a video.
Dolphins are animals, so there must be a cute video dammit...
(I had to click on two(!) links before I figured that this isn't news)
If this was commented ONE YEAR AGO...
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Have you seen the date on the TFA? October 2005... Cool
Those dolphins must be rehearsing for some sort of opera right now
Na na na na... fishing.. I mean Batman!
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news from Monday, 3 October 2005. At least it's still from this century.
Well we've already acknowledged the blurb is pretty much inconsistent with the linked story so let's just watch something cooler instead... the lyrebird.
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This story is from 2005
Screw that! Let's hook them up with sonar and lasers.
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Repeat a few tunes from Batman? ha!
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Here was me thinking that batman was into cat woman, but to learn that he sleeps with the fishes , that's just wrong!
Oh no, not the electrodes again!
... BATMAN!
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However, if they were reporting dolphings jumping backwards through a hoop while whistling the Star-Spangled Banner, then I'd be concerned.
to get them to sing "So Long And Thanks For All The Fish" from the Hitchhikers movie?
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I would have preferred another song, better suited for dolphins.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish. Duh.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
wake me up when singing batman "does" dolphins ..
Anyone have this in a downloadable Vorbcast?
Is it just me, or does the PI's name sound like a character in a computer game: "Heidi Harley".
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teach them the theme to "Jaws". Now that would be entertainment!
actually, the dolphins were singing: "Nah-nah-nah-nah nah nah nah fishing. Fishing. Fishing..."
In Soviet Russia, Batman does dolphins!
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In order to best demonstrate this ability the scientists chose the epic, Batman theme song and were able to teach a shortened version to the dolphins who reproduced it in response to certain stimuli.
I don't know why, but this conjures up an image of a dolphin, covered with electrodes, tied to a chair in a dingy room with bad lighting, kind of like Morpheus in the hands of Agent Smith:
Scientist: "Come on. Sing, you rotten fish. Sing it. Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na BATMAAAN!"
Dolphin: "[weary dolphin sound]"
Scientist: "I'm very disappointed" - reaches for button - Zzzapp!
Dolphin writhes in pain and slumps when the current stops.
Scientist: "Let's try it again, shall we? Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na BATMAAAN!"
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...am I the only one who has that stupid Batman song ceaselessly playing inside my head?
I would think it would be more hilarious to teach them the Jaws theme song, but maybe that's just me.
Whoever owns the rights to the Batman song should be filing suit any minute now... take the dolphins for all the tuna they have.
Let me know when someone teaches them to do the music in "Jaws".
You mean to tell me that an animal that can navigate using sonar can control the pitch of sound? This is groundbreaking science!
They are the 2nd smartest beings on the planet. Humans are the 3rd. I'm betting mice are the 1st... we only thing we are testing them, its the other way around.
You mad
The one time Batman's batteries went dead...
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Where does one get a job like this?
...tuna dolphin?
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I also hear of marriages to snakes and dogs.
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I guess since Batman is owned by Warner Bros. can we expect the WB v. Disney lawsuit any day now? Or perhaps since the "song" is from the TV series, Fox will sue Disney for using their Batman meme ("Batmaaaaan" -- not even the whole song).
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Or they're asking for food: "Na-na na-na na-na na-na, fish me..."
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I kept budgerigars for a long time, and have dealt regularly with parrots. I will guarantee you that they recognise even things like a double-click as "Time to get back in the cage" which I regularly used. I did other clicking and whistling combinations for other things like calling them, and they were all differentiated by tone and rhythm.
Yes, Dolphins are mammalian. Yes, they are aquatic and cool and make for awesome animated movies.
No, they are not the last word in animal intelligence. Can we stop with the fetishising? Thanks.
Meh!
Let me know when they can do the JAWS theme.
Imagine swimming in Florida waters and just hearing the JAWS theme with fins approaching you...
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Whats next, dolphins who can read engrish without laughing?
Also, did anyone listen to the audio sample? It sounds about as much like the Batman theme song as someone torturing a gaggle of bats.
I for one welcome our new dolphin musical overlords!
The Dangermouse theme tune was more epic in the true sense of the word.
"A.K.A. I AM BATMAN!"
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Holy tuna fish Batman, they are singing our song.
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but after you put the ipod in their blow hole how do you get it out to recharge it?