NASA Making Plans To Save the Earth
aluminumangel writes, "Taking a page out of a Michael Bay movie, NASA is considering a manned mission to land on an asteroid, 'poke one with a stick,' and see how feasible it would be to deflect it from its course. Obviously, the application would be valuable in a doomsday situation and hopefully could keep us from going wherever the dinosaurs went." The article makes oblique reference to another goal such a mission could serve: giving us something to do in space, something to engage the paying public, between the time we return to the Moon and the time we get to Mars.
TomKat are getting married, who cares about potential asteroids http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/people_holmes_dress/
I for one, welcome our new asteroid poking overlords.
In Soviet Russia, asteroid pokes you!
Only old people poke asteroids.
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Grab all of the +5 comments from the previous thread for cheap karma before it's too late.
A couple of cleansing asteroids actually would not hurt getting rid of those little pests walking upright and haven't learned yet how to use their enlarged brains:
Subject: Holy Hell They've Gone Nuts - $160 billion More for Iraq!
http://www.fcnl.org/issues/item.php?item_id=2171&
Fiscal 2007 War Supplemental Expected to Be Largest Yet:
Pentagon Prepares $160 Billion Request for Iraq War
11/12/2006
CQ TODAY
Nov. 7, 2006
DUUPE JOKE! Poor man... poor.
Most people aren't thought about after they're gone. "I wonder where Rob got the plutonium" is better than most get.
This guy just copied my post from a few days ago! and posted it as his (or her) own. Whoever you are, please give proper attribution! And while you're at it you should include all of my post including my link to a previous post!
(as a sidenote, did you read the great grand parent? Get the joke?)