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Can the Web Survive v3.0

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the still-waiting-on-the-2.0-bugfixes dept.

robotsrule writes "The battle lines between skeptic and evangelist are already drawn. Either way, Web 3.0 will either be the new face of the Web that launched a thousand empty business plans, or the tipping point into a vastly more exciting phase of the Web. This Web 3.0 article asserts that the marraige of artificial intelligence to the infrastructure of Web 3.0 will dramatically accelerate our capacity for distributed problem solving. However, it also issues dire warnings on the potential hyper-euphoria that will accompany it."

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  1. 2.0 isn't even out of beta yet! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do we need Web 3.0 now? We barely need Web 2.0!

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    1. Re:2.0 isn't even out of beta yet! by TodMinuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why do we need Web 3.0 now?

      So tech writers have something to write about.

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    2. Re:2.0 isn't even out of beta yet! by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 4, Funny

      You really need to update! I'm currently running Web 6.3.12.004 and its been running great. Well there was that one time my toaster and web server conspired to kill me, but besides that its been smooth sailing!

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    3. Re:2.0 isn't even out of beta yet! by kabz · · Score: 5, Funny
      Web 3.0 will be characterized and fueled by the successful marraige of artificial intelligence and the web

      Please, please, this time. Please let Web 3.0 include a spelling-checker.
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    4. Re:2.0 isn't even out of beta yet! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Funny

      I tried to install Web 7.2 but halfway during the installation the server at Gallifrey stopped responding and gave something about a "Time War error".

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    5. Re:2.0 isn't even out of beta yet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dear fellow Inter-Web freinds,

      Greetings eveyrone. My name is john2913. I have been surfing teh Inter-Web for almost 2 years, and I am confused about this Inter-Web thingy you're talking about.

      You see, I hav been using Inta-Web 6.0 (with this "e" icon) for a long time, until my friend, pengwn1337 helped me install this Web 1.5 with a red burning circle.

      I have haerd that the Inta-Web version has upgraded. Please tell me so I can get updated! Is the latest the Intaer-Web version Web 2.0, or is it Web 7.0 ????????? Why are my cool friends using Web 2.0 instead of the Web 7.0? I heard Web 7.0 was made by Billy gates so it must be good. Hmm...

      Please help me. Thx.

      Yours Truly,

      john2193

  2. Buzzwork Overkill! by Slithe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will the Web 3.0 be able to leverage Ajax technologies and XML, XSLT, and XAML, technologies to leverage a synergy between forward-thinking strategies and ISO-9000 quality?

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  3. Yawn... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone wake me when the last person to use the phrase "Blogosphere" has been killed.

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  4. Web 3.0? by DevelopersDevelopers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Web 3.0? Are these people crazy? I mean, Web 2.1 is still in beta testing, BLINK and MARQUEE were only just moved from the trunk to the branch, and these folks expect the Internet to release a 3.0 line already?

    You've got to be kidding me...

  5. I for one... by Bohemoth2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will welcome our new flying car driving WEB 3.0 overlords. ;)

  6. With apologies to Albert Einstein... by glimmy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I do not know what web 3.0 will be built with, but I know that web 4.0 will be built with sticks and stones.

  7. ob. qdb by threephaseboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    70545

    <Clipsy> There's a review on slashdot of a book called "Creating Web Pages with Ajax," and I was thinking
    <Clipsy> I'd like to make a book called "Creating Web2.0 Content for Dummies"
    <Clipsy> and then when someone opens the book
    <Clipsy> a boxing glove on a spring comes out and punches them in the face

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