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Former Spy Poisoned By Radiation In UK

An anonymous reader writes "BBC new is reporting the death of the ex-Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko with a major dose of radioactive polonium-210. But nobody knows how it got there. Suspicions have fallen upon the Russian security services (who deny involvement). The task of the pathologists now is to unpick what really killed him and how it was administered. Quite what techniques they will use to solve this puzzle is unclear." From the article: "A post-mortem examination on Mr Litvinenko has not been held yet. The delay is believed to be over concerns about the health implications for those present at the examination. But Roger Cox from the HPA said a large quantity of alpha radiation emitted from polonium-210 had been detected in Mr Litvinenko's urine."

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  1. Reading the artcle...... by 8127972 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ......found this curious comment:

    "Mr Putin himself has said Mr Litvinenko's death was a tragedy, but he saw no "definitive proof" it was a "violent death"."

    Clearly the term "violent death" has a different definition in Russian than it does in English.

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    1. Re:Reading the artcle...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We have always been allied with Russia. We have always been at war with Islamic fundamentalists.

    2. Re:Reading the artcle...... by goddidit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Minitrue mark the post doubleplusfunny.

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    3. Re:Reading the artcle...... by goddidit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here comes the woosher to woosh up your head!!

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  2. Re:History repeating, sort of by peragrin · · Score: 3, Funny

    for polonium to kill you with alpha radiation, it would have to be ingested. The real question is what seasonings they use to cover up the taste. Of course it is british cuisine we are talking about. So they may never know.

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  3. Re:History repeating, sort of by dewie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not sure if they would be able to put polonium into sushi without him realising?

    Isn't it obvious? The wasabi! You could hide anything in that stuff, and no-one would ever taste it. It'd even cover up the telltale green glow!

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  4. Re:History repeating, sort of by CmdrGravy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes. Sushi stalwart cornerstone of British cusine since time immemorial.

  5. The same seasoning they use... by fuego451 · · Score: 2, Funny

    to cover up most dishes: Curry. I had so much curry as a child I now need it to survive. Mmmm, kidney pie.

  6. screenplay by Roald Dahl by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, you only live twice.

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  7. Re:examination by chrisbtoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    A quick read about Polonium shows that its soluble in dilute acids. I wonder if thats how it was introduced?


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  8. Re:Polonium-210? What legitimate uses does it have by udderly · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if rogue clowns from some other planet drove their flying space armadillo to the UK, abducted this guy and used an anal probe to implant the polonium in his ass?

    Seriously, have you never heard of Occam's Razor?