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Microsoft Issues Zero-Day Attack Alert For Word

Posted by kdawson on from the incoming dept.

0xbl00d writes "Eweek.com is reporting a new Microsoft Word zero-day attack underway. Microsoft issued a security advisory to acknowledge the unpatched flaw, which affects Microsoft Word 2000, Microsoft Word 2002, Microsoft Office Word 2003, Microsoft Word Viewer 2003, Microsoft Word 2004 for Mac and Microsoft Word 2004 v. X for Mac. The Microsoft Works 2004, 2005 and 2006 suites are also affected because they include Microsoft Word. Simply opening a word document will launch the exploit. There are no pre-patch workarounds or anti-virus signatures available. Microsoft suggests that users 'not open or save Word files,' even from trusted sources."

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  1. Microsoft Recommends.. by sylvainsf · · Score: 5, Funny

    That the business world just stop for a few minutes(days, weeks) while they fix this.

    1. Re:Microsoft Recommends.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wish Microsoft were a person. Then I could go up and kick that person in the nuts.

    2. Re:Microsoft Recommends.. by JoGlo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oooooh! She wouldn't like that!

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    3. Re:Microsoft Recommends.. by Brewskibrew · · Score: 4, Funny

      Get a stone tablet and a chisel. Those will also translate Word documents as well as make handy weapons for when your Microsoft Account Manager pops into your office.

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    4. Re:Microsoft Recommends.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quarriers! Quarriers! Quarriers!

  2. Looks like a long work day tomorrow by filesiteguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I can't even open my friends' documents then what am I - as a manager to do?

    Oh, wait - I don't do anything anyway and my life revolves around Excel.

    Nevermind.

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    1. Re:Looks like a long work day tomorrow by thrillseeker · · Score: 5, Funny

      By the way, am I alone in thinking that it would be a good idea to have OpenOffice.org re-written in the Java language?

      very alone ...

    2. Re:Looks like a long work day tomorrow by Jello+B. · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously. This is Slashdot, not IRC.

    3. Re:Looks like a long work day tomorrow by mollymoo · · Score: 5, Funny
      If I can't even open my friends' documents then what am I - as a manager to do?

      I don't know where you got your MBA, but the low-hanging fruit is there to be picked - in simple terms, you need to synergize new communications opportunities by leveraging existing facilities. Incentivize your staff to maximally capitalize on the benefits of an approach which unifies the output of global arboreal facilities, exsting team-member dexterity and some pens.

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  3. Lets see... by jlarocco · · Score: 4, Funny

    So let me get this straight... For the time being the only safe Word files are new files that other people don't need to open?

    But hey, you saved a ton of money on retraining costs.

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  4. Good Advice by antonyb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft suggests that users 'not open or save Word files,' even from trusted sources."

    Good general advice, really. They should put that on the Office packaging, like on a packet of cigarettes.

    ant

  5. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  6. Oh, great! by Marsala · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yet ANOTHER feature Word has that OpenOffice doesn't. :(

  7. Re:Article Summary is Flamebait by Perseid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, they taught me in school that latex was a good way to guard from viruses.

  8. This aughta make FINALS more interesting... by surfcow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Professor,

    My final project for the semester is attached as a Word document. If you have any problems reading it, please let me know. Me and everyone else in your address book.

    Don't have to worry about grading it. By the time you read this, I will have used the root-kit to grade it myself.

    Nice porn, by the way! You dog! We'll make this our little secret.

    love,
    toodles

  9. Re:Bah, typical bullshit non-edited craptastic blu by munrom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, license to ignore any unexpected memos for the next couple of days, excellent

  10. Exercise caution... by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Funny

    How is one supposed to exercise caution when opening a Word document? Do click on it slowly and deliberately, or do you click it carefully after giving the PC a pat on the head...

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  11. we're all going to die.... by cheeseboy001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did anyone else read that as "Microsoft Ossues Zero-Day Attack Alert For World"?

  12. Re:ITS A TRAP! by johnw · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hey, our current products are insecure! So buy our latest one! It's better!

    Good marketing plan there.

    It's always worked in the past. Why change a winning formula?