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Stem Cell Bill Passes in Australia

nickd writes "Having recently being passed in the Senate by only 2 votes, an Australian bill to overturn the ban on 'theraputic cloning' has now been passed in the House of Representatives by 82-62. The amendment that was seeking to prevent stem cells being extracted from the eggs of aborted late term female fetuses has also been voted down. The changes will allow scientists to create and use embryos up to 14 days old for research."

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  1. Pssshhhaw by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everyone knows that 6,000 years ago Australia was created by God as a place where the Hebrews could send "uncooperative" members of the tribe. The fact that this stratergy wasn't follow through with until much later (by a different tribe) doesn't make it any less true. ;-)

    1. Re:Pssshhhaw by emor8t · · Score: 3, Funny

      England was a tribe? Or even better yet, Australia is only 6,000 years old? This facts are so new and strange to me. I blame their backwards flushing toilets.

  2. After that... by le0p · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The changes will allow scientists to create and use embryos up to 14 days old for research."

    The article failed to mention that after 14 days they will be used to create a Shaky's Pizza for each scientist!

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  3. Visit to Australia by onkelonkel · · Score: 5, Funny

    My friend went to visit Australia, but he got into a big hassle with Customs. When he arrived the asked him if he had a criminal record. He said " I didn't realize it was still required"

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  4. Re:Is there bias showing the article itself? by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they wanted to show some real bias, they would have called them dead babies.

    No, they would have called them "possible future Einsteins and Ghandis." Although I always get a laugh out of that one since they avoid the "possible future Idi Amins and Stalins," too. Look, mah, no Godwin!

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  5. Ewwwww by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 3, Funny
    and the toilets flush in the opposite manner
    You mean in Australia when you flush the loo, it shoots back out at you? I for one don't think I'll be visiting there anytime soon. :P
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  6. Re:For God's sake stop this! by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, they'd better make room so we can see how low they can go.

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  7. Flaming bush by supermegadope · · Score: 2, Funny

    This will surely anger God. I fully expect it to begin raining frogs very soon. Well, im off to build an ark....word to yo momma