Silly String Goes to War Against IEDs
Luban Doyle writes "In an age of multimillion-dollar high-tech weapons systems, sometimes it's the simplest ideas that can save lives. Which is why a New Jersey mother is organizing a drive to send cans of Silly String to Iraq.
American troops use the stuff to detect trip wires around bombs, as Marcelle Shriver learned from her son, a soldier in Iraq."
they can also use the silly string can with a lighter as an improvised flame thrower!
After all, the Geneva conventions don't apply when you're fighting terrists
Whatever. I havn't seen anyone claim that, ever. It isn't the soldiers fault they're fighting a pointless war that their leaders forced them into. They volunteered.
Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
Yes, the government uses acronyms for everything, but why?
1. Think of a longer, more technical sounding way to say something like booby trap
2. Substitute an acronym in for the phrase when you find yourself repeating it
3. ????
4. Profit!
So...Monkey Boy et al sprayed Silly String before going into Iraq in 2003, huh? Once they knew there were no WMDs to be had, in he sent and in went the barbarian hordes...