Rotating Solar-Powered Skyscraper
PieEye writes "Wired is pointing out a recent Gear Factor blog entry that highlights a new skyscraper in the works which will be solar-powered, and what's more will rotate with the sun. From the article: 'The completed tower will offer 200 expensive apartments for people who want to spend lots of money to screw up their circadian rhythm. Singh said they want to build many more such towers, with one for every time zone.'"
How enlightening.
Give me an apartment in perpetual shadow. No more glare on the TV!
Rotating skyscapers, for the sake of capturing more sunlight, is so plebian and low-tech. The truly rich build skyscrapers that revolve around the earth, so they're constantly in sunlight.
I'm generally "Interesting," "Insightful," and even "Funny" here. What the hell happens to me at parties?
I am sure downtown Nome, Alaska would absolutely LOVE a 50 story skyscraper next to the General Store.
Come on, this is Slashdot. You're the only one who's even read the article.
I had like 50 of those in Sim City 2000, /yawn.
My script don't crash! She crashes, you crashed her!
Hmm... Perhaps the next generation of these towers will be wind powered, like those roadside signs that turn in the wind. Why bother with one rotation per day when you could get several dozen per minute in a stiff breeze.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
frickin' rotating, solar-powered skyscraper, okay?
We'll make great pets
Will renters expect to lose fat and develop a lovely golden tan?
"All you have to do is be fragile and grateful. So stay the underdog." Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
I'm not surprised. I rotated some bottles of vodka 90 degrees from the vertical last night, and I still don't have my sense of direction back.
fools and their money are quickly parted!
I think the important question is, will they turn in the oppisite direction on either side of the earth ?
Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
I would hate the brief moments of panic that occurred when I walked out of my door and thought my car was towed/stolen because it was no longer in the direction I thought it would be.
Above each bed (rotating sign):
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MECCA
I read Slashdot for the pictures. And that's a picture of one ugly building.
My little site.
I don't know about the Circadian Rythm but I know it would really screw up my Feng Shui.. Unless the rooms counter-rotated...
I hope it rotates only 180 degrees (or less) then rotates back. Rigging plumbing, sewage, power, cable, phone, etc for full 360 degree rotation will be tricky.
Why not just go wireless? It's the wave of the future ya know.
If you are about to mod me down, keep in mind that this post was most likely sarcastic.
Wireless sewage? I believe that's called a diaper.
Sometimes the coherent ones are smart enough to keep quiet about it, in this paranoid society.
And that's all I have to say on this topic.
It was a joke! When you give me that look it was a joke.
Dude: *groan*, I got a serious hangover, what day is it ?
Other Dude: uhhhhhhh, *peeks out window* it's Waffle House day.
Dude: Fuck, it's Sunday already ?!
Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
Yes, the GP forgot the all-important: IANAMG disclaimer.
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