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A Brief History of 'sex.com'
linuxwrangler writes "Violet Blue's current 'Open Source Sex' column in SFGate covers the amusingly sordid history of sex.com. More graft and corruption than hanky-panky, the article details some of the exploits surrounding the much-desired URL, including an attempted assassination, drug smuggling, money laundering, and a bid to buy out Ceasar's Palace. From the article: 'It's estimated that Cohen made over $100 million off the URL in the years he had it, even making a 1999 bid to buy Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, and was only forced to give it back to Kremen when a San Jose court awarded the URL (and $65 million in damages) to Kremen in 2001. It had been a five-year struggle for Kremen, both in battling his speed addiction and in trying to raise funds for his own litigation. Even though his dot-com boom resume boasted typical startup-style impressive credentials, Kremen was only able to afford the court bills when bitter Sex.com porn industry rivals helped fund the case.'
Yawn....
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The following replies are posted by unwashed nerds.
Is he the same semi-retarded dude who wrote shittorrent?
PS Plenty of big name porn sites raked in 100 million in the 90s.
There was a boy and a girl. A video camera and a website. The boy made money while screwing over the girl, and the girl filed a Cal-OSHA complaint. The End.
i dont know when but i know i saw the history of sex.com as a story a long time ago! fucking dupe you tards!
HO DARE ! ...bees welcomin yo damn self to ... NIGGER CLAUS ! ... dont be eatin no yellow snow wiles ya here ! ... Crimmus only be fo whitey. Lil black ... ... Dat am "NIGGER CLAUS" !!!
da home o' St. Niggolas
Hello chilluns, set yoself down and lets me be tellin yaz da tale of
how Old
Saint Niggolas become Nigger Claus.
Used ta be, way back when
chilluns be
wakin up ta find nuttin but piles o' shit unda dey Crimmus tree while
whitey
cross town be gettin all da good stuff.
Well in dis little town way up nort, dey be dis black chop shop owner
by da
name o' Niggolas. Now like any black man, Niggolas he liked his
whiskey.
One night, while he wuz staggerin home from da local saloon wif a
steamin hot
bucket o' fried chicken wif all da fixins undah his arm old Niggolas be
detained by da pigs and befoe nights end died from internal injuries he
sustained when they shoved a billy club up his hairy black ass fo what
da
Reverend Al Sharpton said wuz "no apparent reason."
Instantly da towns black clergy called a special meetin' and wif da
help of da
Reverend Jesse Jackass dey canonized old Niggolas and henceforth
"Saint"
Niggolas came ta be.
Now chilluns, yaz wud think dat da story wud end wit dat but no fuckin
way. Be
sittin yo ass down cuz deys mo. Ya seez, what I didn't mention was dat
ol'
Niggolas was stereotypically hung like a moose and consequently was
also da
pappy of most of da towns lil black chilluns.
Crimmus aftah Crimmus it pissed him off dat he wud hafta wait til
Crimmus NITE,
afta whitey had gone ta bed ta go steal presents fo his own chillun.
Dats why,
in some black neighborhoods till dis very day Crimmus am STILL
celebrated on da
twenty SIXT o' Decembah.
Well, aftah goin ta his reward Saint Niggolas saw a way to right this
terrible
wrong. So ever since then, Saint Nig as "Nigger Claus" can be found
looting
department stores and stealin presents outta whiteys trunk in shopping
mall
parking lots all over the world so dat on Crimmus eve he can load up
his flashy
red Eldorado convertible and be deliverin' em to all da po' black
chilluns.
On da way he stops at all the white folks houses(except fo da Jews
even
Nigger Claus has SOME standards)and steals all their presents, eats
their
cookies, raids their liquor cabinets and rapes their women. Den it's
off to da
ghetto to bring smiles ta da faces of all da lil black chilluns.
So next Crimmus eve chilluns, be lookin up inta da sky round midnite.
And if ya
sees a nappy headed, jolly old fat man, stinkin of booze and dressed in
red
standin up behind da wheel of a red ghetto sled Cadillac pulled by a
team of
angry pit bulls dat ain't no Santa
Fuck Niggers! fuck Kwanzaa ! Long Live the KKK!!! Fuck.
Cletis.