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  1. Funny - This makes me think of the prior article on Last-Minute Glitch Holds Up Windows XP SP3 · · Score: -1

    Disillusioned by IT work?

  2. Reminds me of a Wired article on Donald Knuth Rips On Unit Tests and More · · Score: -1, Troll

    Go fuck yourself nerds.

  3. Wethack on Hacker Club Publishes German Official's Fingerprint · · Score: -1, Troll

    I saw the hardhack tag and thought wethack was more appropriate
    You filthy nerds.

  4. Limnic Eruption on Volcanoes May Have Caused Mass Extinctions? · · Score: -1, Troll

    I farted and it sucked all the oxygen out if my office - there are hundreds dead and injured.

  5. Soup to Nuts on Colbert Ballot Bid Shot Down · · Score: -1

    I like soup on my nuts is basically what I am getting at.

  6. Stay Out! on Leopard Already Hacked To Run On PC Hardware · · Score: -1, Troll

    First the gays want our marriage - and now they want our hardware!
    What a world we live in...thank god for GWB!

  7. Script Link on Simon Pegg to Play Scotty · · Score: 0, Funny

    SCOTTY DIES ON PAGE 43!
    Spock kisses him ever so softly and he comes back to life - as a zombie - then Nick Frost is tasked with killing him while muttering "Can I bring any of you cunt's a drink?"

  8. In related news... on Solar Power Headed For 45% Annual Growth · · Score: 1, Funny

    Solar Output to lessen by 45%

  9. I always laugh about analysis like this on Valve Says Choice to Make DX10 Vista-Only Hurt PC Gaming · · Score: -1

    Because, seriously, who gives a shit?

  10. This reminds me of another MS initiative.... on Top 25 Hottest Open-Source Projects at Microsoft Codeplex · · Score: -1

    Nerd, Fuck Thyself!

  11. Pirates don't hurt anyone on How Pirated Software Impacts Free Software · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's the swords -

  12. Re:Cats do more or less the same thing on Robot Unravels the Mystery of Walking · · Score: -1

    Yeah but cats don't pull peoples arms out of their sockets when they lose....

    Runbots are known to do that.

  13. Sad to see this go on Red Vs. Blue Final Episode Airs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just kidding.
    Who gives a fuck?

  14. Re:May fools? on Jack Thompson Sues Microsoft · · Score: -1

    You forget - the PENIS MIGHTIER!

  15. LOL What? on Did an Exploding Comet Doom Early Americans? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Humans have only existed for 4000 years. What a joke....

  16. Re:Why the toys??? on DARPA Developing Defensive Plasma Shield · · Score: -1

    I nominate you to feild test. Put on your Red Star Trek uniform first.

  17. Only one thing to do! on Earthlike Planet Orbiting Nearby Star · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Send the Republicans to conquer it immediately!

  18. Only to ramp up again in 2008! on Red vs. Blue Series to Wind Down · · Score: -1, Troll

    God I hope GWB wins again - someone needs to finish off that anus of a country.

  19. Get your ass to Mars on Large Caves Found on the Surface of Mars · · Score: -1

    Get your ass to Mars

  20. Similar story on Wii May Be Succeeding in Widening Game Market · · Score: -1

    My Wii is good at widening asses.

  21. If you do not like Star Wars - read this: on GDC: LucasArts and The Force Unleashed · · Score: -1

    Fuck you, you retarded pig.

  22. Why? My Pollutron 5000 is just fine! on Build an Environmentally-Friendly PC · · Score: -1

    Gets me on the Intarweb and everything.

  23. WTF? I'm the real NETBUZZ! on Survey Indicates ID Theft May Be Diminishing · · Score: -1, Troll

    This is total BS.

  24. Backup is only as good as the media on Interview with Developer of BackupHDDVD · · Score: -1, Troll

    I planned to back up my cock and balls so that I would have a nice rigid member to use when I am in my twilight years. Turns out this is not a service that IBM provides.

  25. As A Failed MIT Network Technician on Behind the Scenes at MIT's Network · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You must feel pretty bad about yourself.